>1. Don't be weird about eating
>2. Don't ask why someone's not fasting.
>3. Don't explain Ramadan to Muslims, regardless of what you know
>4. Ramadan is a great opportunity to learn about a misunderstood group of people, so take advantage of that
>5. Islam is a religion of modesty and peace
THANKS CANADA!
t. not having taken the fastpill
a muslims guide to how to be a condescending twat to the majority of the country shes chosen to live in
Does this work both ways? If I visited Canada could I lay out stipulations regarding nonwhites communicating with me? With particular reference to a clause stating that my body must have expired and the person in question must be standing above me for communication to take place?
JUST a friendly reminder that Canada was 53% White in 2016 and will be 49% White in 2019
Do not self detonate please.
Don't shoot up mall please
Sorry it's Ramadan, Mr Akbar, I can not let you rent this truck.
Done. It's simple.
Of course not. You would be put in jail.
what's with this kike poolander?
>starve all day
>feast all night
>self-control
>muslims
>self control
Those mother fuckers get angry at everything, and that anger would lead to an "episode" that ends up killing nonmuslims..
>a-muslim-canadian-s-guide-on-how-to-talk-to-muslims-during-ramadan
I don't give a fuck about this bitch, or ramadan, so maybe she should keep it to herself.
>self-control
>self-detonates
Nice try cunt.
Looks like s tranny
So little black, they don't register.
>Islam is a religion of modesty and peace
t. Mohammed Abdul
>do you believe this shit
In some countries it's illegal not to.
>so black
>they don't register
That's why cops are trained to yell "Banana" at night and shoot at the Eyes and Teeth
In Canada it's illegal so say anything bad about Islam
I prefer the old fashioned English method of communicating with wogs. Yell at them while hitting them with a stout cane.
>do you have a license for that stout cane?
Daily reminded that Ramadurka is also the official BBQ month
Islam is cancer... gonna waitnfor rcmp now lol
Thats a good looking roast pig
>Proud of fasting
Tsk tsk, Matthew 6:16-18
16 Moreover when ye fast, be not, as the hypocrites, of a sad countenance: for they disfigure their faces, that they may appear unto men to fast. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
17 But thou, when thou fastest, anoint thine head, and wash thy face;
18 That thou appear not unto men to fast, but unto thy Father which is in secret: and thy Father, which seeth in secret, shall reward thee openly.
what is a moojslem
how about I just don't talk to a group of people idolating an abhorrent caricature of the Old Testament's worst
I BBQd a piglet with a couple friends last winter, best night ever. Also best meat I've ever eaten.
how do you manage to fuck up every thread where anyone mentions canada? go drink yourself to death you subhuman slav-nigger
t.
Why are you happy?
Are you a muslim tourist in poland or one of the few migrants?
>Cause only a muslim would be so happy about an article about this dumb article
>Wait a minute
You're one of these nihilists happy about canada's failure?
>Are you the same guy who posted the post thanking niggers and muslims for destroying USA and EU?
>Ramadan is a great opportunity to learn about a misunderstood group of people, so take advantage of that
Does "learning" include cutting their ribcages open and throw their still beating hearts to be eaten by pigs? You'll learn both anatomy and homesteading
Is it me or it looks like a tranny?
RAMAVAN
Just be extremely loud and condescending, whilst at the same time "respecting" their beliefs.
They won't know how to deal with it.
Call them brother and sister just to confuse them even more.
Omw
>implying i ever talk with muslims
kek
Pig roasts are nice
I went to a few in North Carolina
10/10 would recommend
No, but it does include slitting a goat's throat in your basement. Gotta love that halal horror meat. I wish I was joking too.
Should do one in front of a mosque wearing bulletproof vests
I know, the whole thing is ridiculous, especially when they eat 2000+ calories in the evening.
I love you
Nice try lmao
The weather just got good, I'm gonna be cooking bacon on my balcony for the next week.
me too
>leave sandwich and flag
>attack
Based Pole BTFO the leaves yet again
>talking to a muslim
they should be respecting Canadian culture not bringing their shitty third world customs there.
>You need a guide to talk to your fellow citizens.
Cucknada.
>Muslim
>Canadian
Pick one
I'll ask them whatever the kanker I want.
Literally defeats the whole purpose of fasting lol
Simple
> eat BLT in front of them
> tell how great the ribs you ate last night were
> drink a refeshing IPA afterwards
>The 49% Maplemutt is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a 49% Maplemutt and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
Apparently you don't know who our PM is
we did a big goddamn pig for our wedding, it was fan-fucking-tastic
had to rent this huge enclosed roaster thing that slowly turned using a gas motor
Best way to talk to a Muslim during Ramadan is while eating pork in one hand while drinking a beer with the other.
Sounds awesome. What marinade did you guys use? Ours was only 12kg but took 8 hrs over an open fire. We marinaded with spirits, belgian beer and honey
>how islam is sometimes presented to people
Fucking slav(e) aren't you tired of making threads of Canada? Stay mad we may have shitskins but we're more prosperous than you'll ever be.
Oh no aha
>flag
kys
That's not the real Jesus according the Islam. The one Mohammad spoke about 600 years after he walked the earth is the right one.
>5. Islam is a religion of modesty and peace
>we may have brought disaster on us but at least we are doing ok atm
genius
Let's continue welcoming a religion that wants us dead.
Kek
>Islam is a religion of modesty
>modesty
>Islam is a religion of peace
>peace
>dirty lesser human telling me what to say and how to act in my own fucking country.
first mudslime to lecture me on the proper way to suck paki cock on their terrorist holiday is getting their teeth knocked down their throat im getting seriously tired of this.
That's what gets me too. All the innocent dead people in the world still wont convince the left that there is a problem with Islam.
its not even possible too eat so much brainlet
. Don't ask why someone's not fasting.
. Don't explain Ramadan to Muslims, regardless of what you know
>don't ask why these people are full of shit and just use Islam as a fashion accessory
Who hurt you little buddy?
The Goose
YAAAAS I LOVE Ramadan!!!!
Muslims are the best
Pagans and Muslims unite yaaaas
she looks like the Rock with a hijab
The fuck?
Ramadan is great. 10 o'clock PM and I'm calling the police. Every day. My fucking sandnigger neighbors start eating when it gets dark. And they invite their whole cockroach brood. So they're very loud. Which is verboten after 10 pm. That's why I call the cops every day. Haha.
RAMADAN BOMBATHON, DAY 1
holy fuck its head came right off.
> Let me explain to you peasants how to speak to the noble class in these parts.
>5. Islam is a religion of modesty and peace
if that's how you break fast you shouldn't be fasting at all since you're just starving yourself. the Holy Prophet (s.a.w.s.) used to break fast with a single date. if someone eats the proverbial horse each evening they might as well not fast at all.
I couldn’t give less of a shit about Ramadan or Muslims. Screw this stupid “How to talk to X” bullshit. I’m talking to fuckers EXACTLY how I want to.
what a nigger
>How to talk to them
what a piece if shit
I hate American tourists
Fart on them
nice birdie