Does anyone have any jewish IRL friends? How are they in person?

One I went to school with is half (true jew mothers side) and is a basedboy
Another I know posts here and feels ashamed that his people destroyed Germany and are doing the same to the white race

My mom has a lot of jew friends because she's their ultimate shabbos goy. They're good to her though and helped us through tough times. I like them personally, but that doesn't mean I can't keep my eyes peeled for tricks.

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I had a friend in school who I think was a jew. Well, his middle name was Israel, he had small beady eyes, small round glasses and always carried around money.
Anyway, he would buy stuff for us like candy, pizzas and sodas just to hang around with him. We played pokemon and stuff. He now drives a fucking racecar and shit.

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The whole fucking site is right now

This board has been /JIDF/ since it was /New/ newfag

i do. they are awesome. very smart great conversationalists.

No i dont, because i dont cooperate with parasites

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>be me
>jewish lady next door
>kinda weird
>penny pincher and really loaded
>loaned wife and i 10K interest free no repayment schedule
>two kids both smart as fuck despite absent alcoholic dad
>gotta admit breddy gud

Who cares in this case? I love tit fucking those Milkers.

This.

Also I know Jews, they're all scummy. Let me think for another minute here... I guess I knew someone who was ethnically a quarter Jewish and he was okay. Most Jews I know have this thing though.

Listen, I'm not trying to be metaphysical. I think anti-semitism is a psyop. But maybe it's circumcision or ugliness but jews are mean. Some like cats, I guess. I think that's a cover.

All of my roommtes are Jewish. I'll try to describe them.

The first one is Sephardic. Does a lot of hard drugs and drinks belligerently. He owns his own "moving business" which consists of renting a uhaul and scamming Chinese immigrants into paying exorbitant amounts of money for he and his friend to move their shit around. He dodges taxes.
The second one is a solid guy, military officer and hates Jews. Constantly says "hitler was right about us" and shares merchant memes in our group text.
The next one is like 75% redpilled, hates the influence that money and crony capitalism has on people, laments the moral decline of our society. Blames "globalists". Just yesterday I explained the black/white IQ gap, which he was previously unaware of. Completely bluepilled on race and Jews. Overall he's a good guy with a good heart though.

The next 2 Jews I will describe as walking holocaust justification- names I have said to their faces.

One of them is full on drug and genetically induced schizo- most likely borderline retarded and has a face like Ron Perlman. Complete lack of self awareness. Thinks he can use his father's money to solve all his problems.

The last Jew looks strikingly similar to Nazi era Jew propaganda. Curly hair, thick eyebrows, large ears and nose, and enormous nigger lips. He even bleats like a goat when he screams. He's always trying to weasel his way out of paying for things, and he despises manual labor. He almost went to jail for failing to do 10 hours community service due to a public urination charge. He never misses an opportunity to talk about "the tribe" and it is in fact part of his introduction when meeting new people. If you couldn't tell he was a Jew just by looking at him, don't worry. He'll tell you within 20 seconds of meeting him. He's more or less every Jew stereotype put together.

Once I conclude living with these Jews, I intend on writing a book of my experiences and titling it "200 Days Together"

Never met any

I know one Jew who is the nephew of a Wallstreet CEO. He's a basedboy who married a shiksa, they don't plan to have children. He loves Rick and Morty and Bernie Sanders.

I won't lie, I've met some rather stereotypical Jews. The global trends and their shadow dominance doesn't help people's perception of them. However, what she did is quite praise worthy, I'd pay her back asap, with a little extra as a thank you.

The same like every cliché about them, so no, not real friends.

Wow wtf dude live with white people

Trash, this is why the elite will fail. Their spawn is decadent and stupid

Yeah, they live in a nice house and drive nice cars. Work in a bank, regional management.

I’ve known both scummy jews who resemble the stereotypes closely and good jews who’s company I have enjoyed. That doesn’t mean that subversive destructive kikes are off the hook.

Currently dating a Jewish girl. Wealthy, whip smart. She talks hyper-progressive but behaves like a conservative.

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Yucky

I think I've actually never met a jew IRL here... Think we only got roughly around 300 jews living in Norway.

Sweden got all the Scandinavian Jews.....

Rich and degenerate assholes.

Hard working, hard partying and not religious at all.

"ethnic Jews"

>being complicit in their parasitism through "friendship"
Stop, its time for you to go back.

I've met 4 as far as i know and what Jow Forums says about them is accurate.

San fran area here, meet a lot of old very left wing jews. They barely hide their hate for non jews. The men can be fun to talk to but their women are awful as they get older. Never marry one, she will turn awful and not love you.

Pretty chill and progressive in a reasonable way. Always joking about Jews and he's ok with it.

Flaming fucking liberals
One said to that once the demographics shift they will be in control forever meaning the dems

oink

I had one in high school, at the time I was pretty bluepilled about them but thinking back at that time, he used to make up stories and lie to me frequently. I'm sure it was just a coincidence.

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Write it. I like your style. Very easy to read.

oh no not the ELITES what EVER will we do without (((them)))?

My supervisor is Jewish by ethnicity, hes not from the US. I don't think he's religious. He's a good guy. I'm pretty sure he may also have a power level.

>I'd pay her back asap, with a little extra as a thank you.

Most definitely did so. Tied that up within about six months. Super gracious person refused the little extra , but she doesn't mind asking for weed every now and then. And we happily oblige.

when do you gaz them ?

I got a jewish friend. pretty chill, not super religious or zionistic. hes alright

Yeah they were all assholes and one tried to fuck my gf and I beat the shit out of him. It was a close fight tho.

One anglo dad jewish mom friend I've known since a teen.
>not raised "jewish" and does not look it either
>never had any morals about cheating on his gf or fucking yours
>mega pillhead.
>went into IT and met some folks who were in some big IS companies and revealed over drinks one day he was in the tribe
>instantly fast tracked into a jew owned company and has casually dropped that his mom is jewish for years to advance within and into other more lucrative companies
>richich soiboi you name the stereotypical soiboi cliche and he has it times a gorillion
>wants the world to end up a race of muddy brown people that wont see race anymore
>thinks white genocide and white rights concerns are made up
>very materialistic but looks down on all the people that work in the factories making his nintendo switch
>goes to every movie and concert and buys every album even when he doesnt like the band if pitchfork says to buy it

other than that a fun smart funny guy amd surprisingly generous with his shekels however there is always an ulterior selfish motive to his generosity

I really dont need to know anymore

Prosper?

Does my lampshade count? I talk to it sometimes.

the ones that resent the Zionism tell me it's because the majority of them are COmminusts

I did have a few Jewish friends but I drifted apart from them once I started going down the identitarian path. Same with all minority ethnic friends. I started noticing the subversiveness and neuroticism of my Jewish friends and I couldn't get the memes out of my head.

yeah there was one that wanted to bang me in college, and i was too pussy to do it. She was pretty hot too,

PS
she for sure isn't hot anymore !

I have a self hating Jew who I share a flat with but they're like unicorns so I havent had much contact with the average heeb.

I've had a few over the years. One was pretty cool. Never mentioned being jewish. All the others however were the pure embodiment of the stereotype. Unironically neurotic as hell. Unironically paranoid that everyone was an anti-semite. This one especially jewy jew would scream at people in stores and restaurants that they were anti-semites if he didnt get the service he wanted.
Fucked a few jew girls too. The American born jews were total bitches who hated everything and did nothing in the sack. The Israeli jews OTOH were gold tier fucks.

Me and this Iranian kid used to bully this Jewish fag in high school. Aaron Cohen. Biggest homo I've ever met, pink skin, the gayest glasses possible, dressed like a fag, no girls, no sense of humor, no interesting hobbies, giant backpack. He hated me because I actually had a girlfriend, but all his friends liked me so I was around to mock him fairly regularly. Last I checked he was a moderator for our city's local subreddit lmao, such a fuckin' homophile.

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I had a girlfriend; she swalloed well, had great tits, and was incredibly smart.

I never trusted that manipulating bitch.

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Nope, you're just embarrassing yourself faggot.

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Unfortunately yes. Starting freshman year I had a friend group thati included a Jew, we’ll call home dave.

Dave always wanted to be the leader of our friend group. He always encouraged our group to do things that would help him like throw parties, go to the gym, stop playing video games. Ultimately he left our group later because we weren’t cool enough for him.
Our group had a nickname for him, “dirty penis”, because he would always say depraved sexual things, outside the norm of a typical college freshman. We were trying to watch a movie in our common suite and he put on porn in front of everyone and wouldn’t turn it off. He had a jizz rag in his dorm room that he would parade around and even through at people.
My friend one time got really high, and had a vision or something that he was some kind of devil figure (this friend was very christian).
Dave called himself “so pro-Zionist” and came back from his birthright trip constantly mentioning that he had PTSD from the air strike sirens when he was in Israel.
Dave went on in later years to join the Jewish frat in where he said he did prett degenerate things to the rushing members. He said all of the pledge brothers fingered/got blown by a might prostutute.
In his Jew frat, dave went on to subvert it (and the Jewish sorority) by creating a website called “peerfo” which was basically a yelp for people. He ended up destroying the Jewish sorority through anonymous public gossip. My friends and I told him it was fucked up and no one would want to use it, but he said that he knew there were Israeli military companies that would pay for his website if it got going.
Now dave world at some military company doing coding for killer drones. My friend who is also woke on the JQ said that the memes are too real when you look st Dave.

about what kike?

le based kikes kikes amirite

I've had a handful and they were all pretty based actually. Best friend growing up was Jewish - family was cool, sister was hot af. Moved away and haven't been in contact in awhile, but they were good people in my book.

I'm Jewish but only ethnically. I do well in school and have IBS, gluten and lactose intolerance, and allergies. My family also has a history of Crohns disease.

I like to think I'm an okay person. Very liberal though, the don't tread on me kind.

yes
went to a posh private high school, about a third of my grade was jewish
couple bastards, mostly chill dudes, typically smart with a good sense of humor
I made it all through college thinking the holocaust was so weird, like, what a weird, random thing to hate someone for being Jewish.
Ah well, maybe I'm just naive. Or Jow Forums is delusional. Either way.

There's 1 Ashkenazi in this town, she's a self hating jew and said "it would be nice if someone nuked Tel Aviv"
We're good friends and my fiancé wants to experiment (threesome) with her

Gross

Meh, I kinda like the idea of being able to fuck 2 girls

>all these jews and jew lovers
I need to get the fuck away from this board

Thankfully no.

The Germans ridded us of that nuisance.

Dated one once. She had a really wise mouth, like just unlivable. Dumped her after 2 weeks.

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I have some Jewish friends. Most of them are from maghreb though, they're not askhenazi. Middle eastern jews are tretaed like regular goys here, they're decent people.

I know some Jews (at least one but i think maybe a second one i but ill have to check) which are decent people but i do not see on a regular basis (one of basically an Atheist Jew the other is a Christian Jew).

But outside of that knowing 2 or 3 Jews does not negate the effects the Jews have on society as a whole, its still better not having the Jews have any form of power or shipping them off somewhere even if you know a few good Jews.

On Monday the team I work on gets to have an informal interview with the candidates for our new manager. Is it appropriate to ask them their take on the JQ?

im a jew, im very nice person

Lazy, big nose, fucked up genetics, not fit, has jew hair, above avg IQ, naturally good at maths etc but not disciplined enough to do well in school.

Muzzie here. I once had a jewish friend in grade school. One time we went to his house and he told me I had to wait outside. I was bored and wandered my eyes without thinking and happened to look at his parents' van. He came out a bit after and told me I had to leave. Apparently his parents were watching me and they believed I was scouring for something to steal. I think it's because he told them my obviously Muslim name and being jews, it made them highly suspicious of me.

The women are whores that hide their money but always willing to take advantage of free trips or anything while avoiding contributing to group.
Although often nice and fun company

Men can be nice but will always cheat you when possible. Never trust a Jew
I played a lot of house poker with a Jew before I knew about the eternal Jew. Often suspected him of cheating and the one time I caught him he brushed it off as an accident. Never played with him again

Untrustworthy and never closer than arms length.

Hating people because they're Jewish is weird. Most people never stop to really ask why Hitler did what he did and just look for any hand wave. In that case, it gets even weirder when you actually do have answers.

haaretz.com/israel-news/netanyahu-absolves-hitler-of-guilt-1.5411578

Jewish friend with zero interest in politics, loves comics, and got his Rabbi license (?) just so he could wed our friend to his PS2 (He was widowed shortly after). I'd take a bullet for the guy.

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No, Hans, no!!!!!

I have a couple.

One of them isn't technically a Jew, because his father is Jewish and his mom is not, though he certainly looks Jewish. He was raped by a fatty when he was young so now he chases chubbies, which is his only major flaw besides an art degree.

The other looks painfully Jewish but converted to Catholicism and is woke to the JQ.

That's what (((they))) want you to think

i play domino with like 8 jews every thursday, im about to leave and meet them, they are alright i guess, they are polite and never show you how much money they really have , the fun part about today is that 9 times out of 10 i win money from them and its pretty satisfactory to watch their face when they have to pay up after losing a game, most of the time they will treat me and the other catholics with respect and never try to convince us that they are better, they only hang out with respectful intelligent people, they are more racist than we are, overall everything i see here about jews its mostly a lie, i believe there are some fucked up jews but like in every race have fucked up people, also they have never pushed me to marry a black girl or try to mix my race, so i don't understand why are everyone here so fucking panicked about jews.

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Jewish men are shit tier except some nice older ones. Females are usually great

Yes. It's a small sample size, but he confirmed most of the Jow Forums rumors. Jews are not excessively talented, but they are relatively good at social situations and have a lot of connections, due to their insular, connected community. They are able to utilize those connections for jobs etc. Where does this insular, connected community come from? All Jews are very in tune with their Jewish identity and their history. They are racially minded, more so than whites, because of their upbringing in their Jewish communities. Jewish people have "group narratives," which everyone has, that tell them about who they are. Jewish narratives about who they are, are especially strong because they define jews as "other," because they have a history of being "the other." This produces a mild victim complex in them, and a base need to support things that further the interests of jews. So in society, they act as if they are separate from others. This is a self perpetuating cycle of other-ness and insularity. In the market, this produces nepotism. In politics, this produces some double standards. In academia, this produces group think. You will rarely (never) see a Jew promoting nationalism or ethnic homogeneity or traditional authoritarianism, maybe not because they hate white people, but because they know their history! Jews do not own everything. They are not the cause of the west's decline. But they aid this decline with their self-interested desires, which stem from strong group narratives that they learned when they were children.

My jewish friend was a self-described communist who supported abortion for population-suppression, rejected nationalism as a violent ideology, and thought race mixing was a good idea and scientifically supported. For goyim. He thought all of this applied to goyim. He did not state this outright. They never will. He said, to the best of my memory, that more jews should intermarry with other jews, because they have low numbers. I don't believe all of this stems from malice. I think Jews recognize their history and their position in the world, and are worried about their future. Why communism? Because jews have a history in communism. Why anti-nationalism? Because jews have a history of being persecuted under a strong national character. Isn't that stuff their fault? Maybe, who knows.
This leads to their collective character. Not all Jews are the same, of course, but the collective character comes from the knowledge of who they are! Do they recognize their deceit of the goyim? Do they see their own double standard? Probably, most do.

The Jews do not have superpowers nor do they have excessive malice. They are interested in their ethnic survival, and this brought to their collective conscious through a strong community and strong group narratives about their own identity. Some might say that Jews are brainwashed, or perhaps hypocritical, or call them liars. This is irrelevant when multiple groups of people strongly dislike you and you have a history of being kicked out of nations. The biggest crime, I think, is that judiasm is a cult centered around a genetic community, and they refuse to admit this and deny the importance of biology in sociology. One could go on and on. The double standards are endless.

Did have. Best friend. He's a very kewl guy. Self described as a 'fat jew' (he isn't so fat, just chubby).
First thing he ever said to me was a warning that he's a Jew (he seemed to regret it) and he went into a diatribe about how the Jews are the most ebil people on earth. I cut that short but always appreciated that he'd tried to get what he believed to be a potentially embarrassing revelation out of the way at the offset and hadn't concealed it.
He'd expected me to be a hulking tattooed skin headed mega-Nazi apparently (we met on line and he was driving myself and another friend to a protest in London).
He was wrong to buy that image of me.
I have only one small tattoo.

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Yes. I have a friend my age who is completely normal and a great friend. I have a neighbor who is probs 60 years old and a miserable cunt. And another who is 100+ with a tattoo from the camps on his arm who is a very sweet old man.

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I'd read that book

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>having friends

How the fuck is Anti-Semitism a psyop?

I'll read it

The only 2 I know was a security guard and my Ortho:
Security guard was Libertarian
Ortho was hardcore conservative, hated how useless government is, respects our military.

The rest I imagine live in Ivory towers shilling for diversity

Am 3/4 Ashkenazi Jewish. Lots of Jewish friends and family.
We're neurotic as shit for sure, and a lot of us have fallen for leftist hysteria as a result of this neurosis, but we're not bad people.

I have some. It only becomes a problem if they are full jew and too connected to their heritage (i.e. post holohoax remembrance day and jewish holiday things on social media constantly). Mostly this just leads them to kvetching constantly about how miserable their lives are.
If they are only part jew and never really talk about their jewish heritage then they are fine

>We're neurotic as shit for sure, and a lot of us have fallen for leftist hysteria as a result of this neurosis, but we're not bad people.
>We're crazy and will make stupid decisions because we are mentally unstable but we didn't mean it so it's okay!
No. It means we shouldn't let you people into our lives/countries because even if you don't mean to there is a huge chance you will do damage to us.

I married a woman who has Jewish ancestry but they converted to Lutheranism long befor 1900 and are good people. You can see it in them though, attached earlobes, slightly big noses, and my wife’s tits are the size of volleyballs.

my jew stole 5k from me, my bad i loaned it to it.

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Like everyone else. Maybe a little more disrespectful about other religious beliefs but that's about it.