>They are ugly >They love drinking liquid bread (beer) and sausages (basically the balls of an animal) >Started WWI and II >Started Yugoslavian civil war >The language makes them sound like sadists >Hitler >Killing people indistinguishable from themselves (German Jews are Germanic) >Started the cold war by funding the bolsheviks >Tried to take over the world because they thought they should, rather than they could >Haven't produced any decent music in hundreds of years >Virtually all of their philosophers are outright sadists i.e. Nietszche >Ugly and boring.
>So why is Germany considered great? Because they fought off the armies of Europe, Soviet and the US for 5 years before falling. Single handedly. >Italy Italy's military was garbage, they couldn't even win against some ethopian tribal niggers. With WW2 weaponry.
Austin Phillips
To any Germans reading this. Sorry, we are not all cunts like OP.
To be perfectly fair, Hitler invaded Poland FULLY KNOWING that Britain had an agreement with them and would come to the defense of Poland. I fully support Hitler otherwise but it should be common sense that Germany started WW2.
Leo Cook
No hard feelings
Nathaniel Howard
So I think it is fair to say
>Although the German war machine was defeated in WWII, the ideas live on .... through Jow Forums
Thats right - Serbia tried to take over the world in 1914, just like in the 90s. The bastards!
Nicholas Long
>wars were a bad thing >hitler was a bad thing >killing jews was a bad thing >pHiLoSoPhY
you dont belong here
also, yes, we fucked up the wars, our current political situation sucks and (((german))) people are ugly as fuck due to racemixing with slavs, shitskins and others, but sausages arent testicles and real german women are pretty hot
Angel Ramirez
Ironically this post proves my point. Thanks for that.
Sorry but when I think of hot women I don't think German. Yes, a lot of British woman are ugly. Italians, some of them are hot. Spanish, yeah, some of them are hot. Polish - most definitely, they have extremely fit women.
Germany - sorry, no.
Jayden Wood
Can confirm, not even a shitskin like me finds german women attractive, and i'm used to las goblinas
Ryder Stewart
Another irony is that Germany could have shared world power with the Americans - by not being blockheaded war-mongerers. It would have dominated continental Europe by economic might alone and over time it would have been like the United States in the Western hemisphere.
But no - we had war war war, the bolsheviks, the nazis, death, cold war. Thanks. And Germany ended up being a colony of the United States. The irony.
Do it. Don't get put off early though. Once you get past the early grammar nightmare it's much more regular than english and gets much easier.
t. Just done my German b2 exam
Kevin Reed
In what way? Germany supported Austra-Hungary, their ally, who sperged at Serbia, who was allied with Russia.
Easton Garcia
Germany didn't try to take over the world, why do you believe this? If anything, they just wanted the rest of Europe to recognise their relatively new country as an important piece on the geopolitical chessboard.
Wyatt Robinson
Hey listen here faggot you brits escalate every fucking war. And don't even get me started on your whole Amerimutt shit, Brits are Viking rape babies.
Joseph Lewis
>sausages (basically the balls of an animal)
You are retarded.
Christopher Brown
I'd rate their beer higher than bongs
Belgium > German > British/American
Evan Lopez
>>They love drinking liquid bread (beer) and sausages (basically the balls of an animal)
So do we, your point here? By even saying that you've proven you're not British. Germans are bro-tier.
I thought it was the CIA, the Americans, the Vatican or the jews. It certainly couldn't be the economic collapse, serbian power grab and historical ethnic hatred between the people.
Andrew Nguyen
>sausages are basically animal testicles what the fuck? fuck this stupid faggot website. I'm out.
Blake Richardson
D AND C NIGGERS!!!!!
Tyler Hill
Limey Nigger spotted
Samuel Allen
There's a saying amongs slavs: >The only attractive females in Germany are the tourists.
Wew lad where are all the British cars and machinery made in bongland
Joseph Ortiz
Dont you have to pray to allah?
Chase Garcia
>basically the balls of an animal fuck off kike >Started WWI and II more kikery. Brits started WW2 >The language makes them sound like sadists oi mate show me your loicense for this post >Hitler a fucking great man >Tried to take over the world because they thought they should, rather than they could no we wanted our Germans to be safe but you gaslight the poles to rape torture them >Haven't produced any decent music in hundreds of years well. you dont like classic music
>They are ugly Not as ugly as you. >They love drinking liquid bread (beer) and sausages (basically the balls of an animal) *bowels I don't see the issue. >Started WWI and II no you >Started Yugoslavian civil war Who came up with the idea of a Yugoslavia in the first place? >The language makes them sound like sadists Yours makes you sound like you're too full of yourself. >Hitler did nothing wrong. >Killing people indistinguishable from themselves (German Jews are Germanic) You must be fucking blind, no wonder they had it so easy with you. >Started the cold war by funding the bolsheviks proofs? >Tried to take over the world because they thought they should, rather than they could Pretty sure we also thought we could. >Haven't produced any decent music in hundreds of years youtube.com/watch?v=RuuE-CnaH8M >Virtually all of their philosophers are outright sadists i.e. Nietszche *Nietzsche How is Kant a sadist? >Ugly and boring. Again not as ugly and boring as you.
Gavin Nguyen
Johnnie- you have inferiority complex. Go and kiss your indian woman, maybe you get spanked then.
>Started Yugoslavian civil war Who came up with the idea of a Yugoslavia in the first place? The Yugoslavs? How stupid are u. If you have something to say, say it. I don't bite
