KILAUEA GENERAL #11-/kvg/

This shit is a fucking mess.

We are currently, in a literal, non-qfag way, in the calm before the storm.

Notable events of the past few days includes, but is no limited too:
>lava lake has drained below the surface and a plug has formed, raising the pressure within the magma chamber
>level of the magma chamber is currently unknown
>large series of small earthquakes over the past days
>currently 21 fissures open, not all active
>Kike-owned extraction geothermal plant in dangerzone. Several tons of explosive and toxic chemicals onsite
>steam pressure is currently building in the chamber, similar to the 1924 eruption
>current status of alert is red warning, shit is going down
>HVO Kilauea RED/WARNING - Strong earthquakes in the Kilauea summit region related to ongoing deflation
twitter.com/USGSVolcanoes/status/996912403232129025
>Jow Forums has discovered that Pepe has married Pele who is now pregnant with twin half-frog daughters who have the potential to destroy the entire Atlantic seaboard of nearly everywhere. We live in a strange timeline…

This is an explosive situation
>No matter whether Kilauea is in an effusive period, as it is now, or in an explosive period, as it was between about 1500 and the early 19th-century, it should be considered an explosive volcano.
>volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/geo_hist_1924_halemaumau.html

>to generate a truly cataclysimic event, we need the magma chamber to depressurize and collapse in on itself, something possible, but not seen yet. We need large quakes at a depth of 5 or so km ideally of magnitude ~6 or higher to see worst(best) case
PAST THREADS:

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Other urls found in this thread:

hvo.wr.usgs.gov/cams/panorama.php?cam=KWcam
youtube.com/watch?v=sOPR2k8ROcg
youtube.com/watch?v=GJ7muLq5O9o
youtube.com/watch?v=BS3ZToIYt-E
livestormchasing.com/stream/Brandon.Clement
volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/status.html
volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/multimedia_webcams.html
volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/multimedia_chronology.html
volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/multimedia_maps.html
nps.gov/havo/planyourvisit/lava2.htm
seismo.berkeley.edu/blog/2018/05/07/a-slow-emergency-and-a-sudden-slump.html
volcanoes.usgs.gov/vsc/file_mngr/file-180/PreliminaryAnalysisOfCurrentExplosionHazardsSummitKilauea_May8_2018.pdf
pubs.usgs.gov/ds/2006/171/data/cruise-reports/2001/html/24.htm
volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/extra/hazards.pdf
volcanoes.usgs.gov/vsc/file_mngr/file-
earthquake3d.com/
volcanoes.usgs.gov/observatories/hvo/hvo_earthquakes.html
archive.is/WYbDB
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ormat_Technologies
news.ucsc.edu/2013/07/geothermal-earthquakes.html
catalog.data.gov/dataset/microearthquake-studies-at-the-salton-sea-geothermal-field
youtube.com/watch?v=_VXKffmv0tw
youtu.be/rdEupVsL07E
youtube.com/watch?v=ZJBastsQOu0
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilina_Slump
youtu.be/Y9wTQsAgktg
youtube.com/watch?v=sgBT-K0GkLA&feature=youtu.be&t=42
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44159856
youtube.com/watch?v=nsG4nv_a5-8
cnn.com/2018/05/17/us/hawaii-kilauea-volcano/index.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

/COMFYDEPOT/

LIVESTREAMS: things are very dark right now
>hvo.wr.usgs.gov/cams/panorama.php?cam=KWcam
>youtube.com/watch?v=sOPR2k8ROcg
> youtube.com/watch?v=GJ7muLq5O9o
Not always Kilauea
> youtube.com/watch?v=BS3ZToIYt-E

DED STREAMS:
Piney stream (Press F)
>livestormchasing.com/stream/Brandon.Clement

UPDATES:
Official .gov (lots of cool stuff here)
>volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/status.html
> volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/multimedia_webcams.html
> volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/multimedia_chronology.html
> volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/multimedia_maps.html
NPS
>nps.gov/havo/planyourvisit/lava2.htm

SEISMIC ACTIVITY & POTENTIAL SLUMP:
>seismo.berkeley.edu/blog/2018/05/07/a-slow-emergency-and-a-sudden-slump.html
>volcanoes.usgs.gov/vsc/file_mngr/file-180/PreliminaryAnalysisOfCurrentExplosionHazardsSummitKilauea_May8_2018.pdf

/ONESTOPAUTISMSHOP/

DRAWFAGS NEEDED! APPLY WITHIN!

Pls gib wholesome pics and comics of the Neken family and/or Piney-Chan. My cold black heart needs some happiness and there are way to many coincidences to avoid memeing

WRITEFAGS NEEDED! APPLY WITHIN!

Need slice of life and lore for the new couple and their girls. Pls gib nao

GEO-AUTIST SUB-GENERAL /GAsG/: It’s science bitch

Volcanology crash course, aka how this bitch gon assplod
>pubs.usgs.gov/ds/2006/171/data/cruise-reports/2001/html/24.htm
>volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/extra/hazards.pdf
> volcanoes.usgs.gov/vsc/file_mngr/file-
>180/PreliminaryAnalysisOfCurrentExplosionHazardsSummitKilauea_May8_2018.pdf
>seismo.berkeley.edu/blog/2018/05/07/a-slow-emergency-and-a-sudden-slump.html
Earthquakes
>earthquake3d.com/
>volcanoes.usgs.gov/observatories/hvo/hvo_earthquakes.html
Kike-owned geothermal plant (ormat technologies)
>archive.is/WYbDB
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ormat_Technologies
>news.ucsc.edu/2013/07/geothermal-earthquakes.html
> catalog.data.gov/dataset/microearthquake-studies-at-the-salton-sea-geothermal-field

POTENTIAL THREAD THEMES:

youtube.com/watch?v=_VXKffmv0tw
youtu.be/rdEupVsL07E

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BRAAAAAAAAP

youtube.com/watch?v=ZJBastsQOu0

Styx has been compromised by VIDF

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Nothing will happen.

GIVE PRAISE for LAVA-LOLI and TIDAL-CHAN

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Trump did this

California will get wiped out.

VIDF shill. Fuck off to reddit!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilina_Slump

How long?

>1st world country
>No video footage

False flag

WRONG

it has fucking erupted u guise

>events of the past few days includes, but is no limited too

events ... include ... but are not limited to

How do you expect to manage a catastrophe with grammar like that?

how likely is it that the west coast is going to get hit with a tsunami

Fucking Run
youtu.be/Y9wTQsAgktg

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=sgBT-K0GkLA&feature=youtu.be&t=42

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But it did, and it's not over yet.

>he doesn't understand how an ash plume can interfere with signals and drone engines
>he doesn't understand how a volcanic explosion can knock shit loose

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Bump

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Never ever. It will gradually break into (relatively) little pieces.

>nothing will happ
>BOOM
>noxious ash clouds are perfectly normal

IGNORE VIDF

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>noxious ash clouds are perfectly normal
Yes they are perfectly normal for active volcanoes.

Q predicted this.

can a 150+ IQ type post some interesting hobbies or reading material to pass the coming months before this thing really does explode

Message from guberment:

"Due to elevated sulfur dioxide (S02) levels, Pahoa High, Intermediate and Elementary School, Keonepoko Elementary, Hawaii Academy of Arts and Science, Volcano School of Arts and Science will be closed"

Fuck reddit
>"An island will drift away forever" was predicted by a LEAF
pick up programming, learn how to make shoes from coconuts, prepare a garden for piney when he sails the world

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>Volcano school of arts and science
Just as good as Adolf Hitlers school of friendship and tolerance.

mainstream news is saying the volcano erupted and people are being evacuated:
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44159856

building tube amplifiers is redpilled hobby.

Once again, meme magic is real

Read the main books of Antony Sutton to understand better the XX century and the JEWlluminati Thesis-Antithesis process.

Start with "Wall Street and Bolshevik Revolution/FDR/Rise of Hitler" trio, go to "Best Enemies Money can Buy" and finish with "America's Secret Establishment: Order of Skull and Bones".

All available free online. Also check his Youtube videos, start with the excellent "Best Enemies Money can Buy" interview made in the early 80's.

Dang, desu.

My parents tell me stories of the schools giving them a "snow day" cause of all Ash from Mt. St. Helens

Thread Theme

youtube.com/watch?v=nsG4nv_a5-8

Jesus Christ, volcano university was real.

>Styx was never not compromised
>oi vey no ogle my goblina creatura
>4chin goyim is da wurst

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wait so it erupted right?
will anything happen next or is this done?

>pick up programming
isnt that a meme these days with the gooks and assorted shades of brown affirmative action types pretending to program now?
i guess as a hobby rather than a career it might be good fun while the steam builds up

>Volcano School of Arts and Science
Did we meme this into reality?

>cnn.com/2018/05/17/us/hawaii-kilauea-volcano/index.html
"At any time, activity may again become more explosive, increasing the intensity of ash production and producing ballistic projectiles near the vent," the USGS said. "Ballistic projectiles may be produced should steam-driven explosions occur. Impacts will be limited to an area around Halemaumau."

There's still a whole lotta lovin to give. This is an event that'll continue for weeks and months possibly. Stay tuned for more!

>isnt that a meme these days with the gooks and assorted shades of brown affirmative action types pretending to program now?

If you can call that "programming".

we did it guys, with the help of kek we memed a eruption into happening.

this looks pretty amazing, ill have to google this stuff, thank you!

this will also kill some time while we wait, though i might not learn anything new itll be nice to have some material to refer back to when arguing with kikes online

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Lets meme magiks a new ice age with the end of the lesser races. How do we get a virgin into the volcano? Anyone in hawaii wanna go take one for the team?

Hopefully the Slump eventually falls into the ocean.

Bump for pestilence and death!

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henlo kawaii smolcano >w

Bump for the rise of the new empire

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All I know is that they keep saying it's nothing, and it keeps getting worse

6 days until the big one.

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Praise be to tsunami-chan.

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I remember those streams. They were /comfy/

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Checkem for seaworld

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>volcano university is real
Meme magic is intensifying

>happening
user...

We wuz romans

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Now let's do the jews.

I mean it eventually will, even if nothing happens now it is still part of the millennium long trend of it breaking off slowly

That's a shame. Probably why he dropped out of the Governors race.

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>volcano university
can you feel that anons?
that is the feeling of a memetic storm a'brewin

I CANT BELIVE THAT WE ACTUALLY CHANGED TIME AND SPACE WITH FUCKING MEME MAGICK.

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Is it happening?

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Take my energy volcano-chan Pelepe and tsunami-chan Pepele!

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>nobody in this thread actually lives close to a true volcano

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>talks about memetic storm brewing
>doesn't even get repeating numbers
It's like you're not even trying.

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I visited St. Helens once. A few months later it had a steam eruption.

Good luck volcano-chan!
Bump the slump!

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So it blew, what next?

check'd and I surrender

Crashing the plane, with no survivors.

More eruptions until the slump fails

I just want it to happen in my lifetime.

wow kek really has returned...

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czeked

I'm down like a clown with this

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it's beginning again...

So, laser enabled space capable robotics is literally the hardest thing ever right?
>particle physics to Astro physics
>electrical engineering to laser shielding
>UI programming to farad flux control
>rf integration to Satellite integration
>...
>Being the only person at NASA that actually does their fucking job and still not being allowed in the group photos

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Based thread is based
>Can't stumpf the slumph!

Bumping of the slumping.
Kek has delivered.

Im waiting for it to erupt again so my front lawn can be covered in Ash and the local farmers can have even better soul to plant crops on. Small volcanic activity happens every day.

there was a thread earlier when we had no less than 5 trips in fewer than 250 posts.
kek truly is amongst us and is please with his prophet's marriage.

He never left. We merely abandoned him. And we wonder why everything has been going wrong for us. It is our punishment for leaving him when the cancerous Kekistan shit happened. If we are to regain our Faustian destiny we must regain kek's blessing.

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Kill them all Pele

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nicely played hitler

post moar thread themes

i'll do some bumpin' for the slumpin' to do some dumpin'

YOU GUYS ARE IN A SHILL THREAD

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Leave it to plebbit to ruin kek worship for everyone

We must all become true believers once again.

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Not sure if I should trust this user. Checking to see if anything looks suspicious...

I'm the autist that made the OP template we are currently using. this is the thread chain that I will be maintaining and providing updates to. feel free to steal stuff for other threads, but threads with this header is where new stuff may show up first

Hail Pelepe!
Hail Pepele!

You have to power to bring about great change and so it shall be done!

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Volcano pepes needed

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I’m 70 miles south of Lassen, a volcano that Blew The Fuck Up like 100 years ago.

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Whatever you say, VIDF...

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