We are currently, in a literal, non-qfag way, in the calm before the storm.
Notable events of the past few days includes, but is no limited too: >lava lake has drained below the surface and a plug has formed, raising the pressure within the magma chamber >level of the magma chamber is currently unknown >large series of small earthquakes over the past days >currently 21 fissures open, not all active >Kike-owned extraction geothermal plant in dangerzone. Several tons of explosive and toxic chemicals onsite >steam pressure is currently building in the chamber, similar to the 1924 eruption >current status of alert is red warning, shit is going down >HVO Kilauea RED/WARNING - Strong earthquakes in the Kilauea summit region related to ongoing deflation twitter.com/USGSVolcanoes/status/996912403232129025 >Jow Forums has discovered that Pepe has married Pele who is now pregnant with twin half-frog daughters who have the potential to destroy the entire Atlantic seaboard of nearly everywhere. We live in a strange timeline…
This is an explosive situation >No matter whether Kīlauea is in an effusive period, as it is now, or in an explosive period, as it was between about 1500 and the early 19th-century, it should be considered an explosive volcano. >volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/geo_hist_1924_halemaumau.html
>to generate a truly cataclysimic event, we need the magma chamber to depressurize and collapse in on itself, something possible, but not seen yet. We need large quakes at a depth of 5 or so km ideally of magnitude ~6 or higher to see worst(best) case PAST THREADS:
>that time Jow Forums thought the levee would break >that other time they thought the spillway wouldn't hold the water in
how many times you guys going to be wrong on natural events?
Kevin Jones
GOSPEL
Zachary Richardson
/POL IS NEVER WRONG, ITS SMARTER THAN AI
Joseph Howard
read my images and heed the warning
many here aren't people. pizzagate podesta clinton trump god emperor cia fbi nsa csis illuminati kike jews nigger faggot gay rights glow in the dark cia niggers bots shills shill marxism ass tits
Dylan Hernandez
these are from 5-9th of may. straight line cracking
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Nathaniel White
Oh shit guys. Hawaiian news said this eruption was just caused by the rain that was happening at the time. THE REAL STEAM ERUPTION HASNT HAPPENED YET!!!
Brayden Ortiz
>implying the 2AM shitposters weren't going full shitpost and fucking with you You guys are fucking retarded
Angel King
why are all the livestreams frozen? do people not know how to webcam in 2k18
Why are you guys so desperate for a happening? Every time something like this happens, Jow Forums always has a boner for it like some edgy wannabe school shooter.
I want my goddamn tsunami Kek! Please, for the love of double digits, send the Slump crashing into the sea and wash away California. Kek! I beg you! The chaos those rats would cause as they scramble for higher ground would feed you for years!
Logan Anderson
Hmmm...if shill thread, seems based...
Hudson Collins
its a Volcano thread. literally every single one thus far has been blessed with digits
