Kilauea popped and i havnt seen anything about it here
bbc.com
hawaiinewsnow.com
"Explosive eruption at Kilauea summit sends ash 30,000 feet into sky"
this happened this morning and theres nothing about it...
WHERE IS THE FUCKING HAPPENING THREAD???????
Parker Walker
Xavier Gutierrez
Call me when car sized flaming boulders are raining down on a city.
Nathan Baker
>WHERE IS THE FUCKING HAPPENING THREAD
Check the catalog. None of the threads are being bumped because it's nothing. Happeningfags just want something to jerk off to.
Carson Watson
50 states is too many.
Robert Sullivan
>t. VIDF
Aaron Scott
BUMP THE SLUMP
Ryan Parker
The thing is...It's just a big nothing burger.
There is a difference between something mildly interesting happening and a HAPPENING!!!!!
Watch Dante's peak or Volcano if you want to see Volcano stuff
Camden Rivera
>Call me when car sized flaming boulders are raining down on a city.
looks like the best they got so far is 2ft diameter chunks of rock impacting on the parking lot of the visitor center about 2 miles away.
Adrian Scott
>hawaiinewsnow
Does it fucking snow in hawaii?
Now that's a happeningo
Anthony Jackson
lel
it's a strategic naval base
Eli Stewart
I just want to see the tsunami that i was promised
Ryder Ortiz
checked the catalog after i posted this... youre right lol seems like nothing but hot air
Mason Reed
most forced happening drama since Calm before the Storm
Sage
Carson Robinson
If I roll a quads we all live happy
Brayden Garcia
Ryan Robinson
No one cares about Hawaii. They pretend Obama was born there and hate white people. I hope they all die.
Jason Collins
>nothing happens as usual
>bruh lets make threads on it
lmfao this shit board...it never happens, just like the dam, ebola, nork missiles...
Jacob Howard
it wasn't an eruption it was just the pre-pre-game.
Henry Morgan
happening thread after happening thread waiting for incoming happening
>happens
>Jow Forums's to busy enjoying the happening anticapation threads
never change Jow Forums
Justin Wright
>a known active volcano erupts
>OMG ITS HAPPENING GUISE
>its not even a super volcano
>it can never end the world
>these happening fags spamming the board
if this is happening, then why even bother shitposting
Logan Mitchell
the explosion earlier was likely not the primary event. while larger than what we've see, the single eruption that the media was reporting on is unlikely to have released enough pressure to end the happening. In fact its actually good that it happended as it makes the surrounding area more unstable, increasing the risk of a much larger eruption
sage this thread please and collapse to one of the others. we have 4 up right now when we should have one.
Isaac Miller
>May 18th 1980 Mt St Helens erupts.
>May 17th 2018 Mt Kilauea erupts
mfw digits confirm Kek is into pottery