PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SNACK TIME EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Rudy Giuliani on F&F 5/17/18
youtu.be/R3c4kfKQ4DI
>Rudy Giuliani on Ingraham 5/16/18
youtu.be/ceH-SmL6WD4
>Pres Trump Hosts Last Patriots left in CA 5/16/18
youtu.be/VMsiYUjta-s
>Pres Trump hosts Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/16/18
youtu.be/VtLr0nSPiAw
>PressSec Sarah talks to press on NoKo 5/16/18
c-span.org/video/?445678-1/
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 5/16/18
youtu.be/LW0NCbg4yto
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis receives Freedom Award 5/16/18
youtu.be/FlpT3Do8W60
>UNAmb Haley receives Freedom Award 5/16/18
youtu.be/Ok6uh_RvglE
>FBIDir Wray @Senate on budget 5/16/18
c-span.org/video/?445471-1/
>EPAAdmin Pruitt @Senate on budget 5/16/18
c-span.org/video/?445475-1/
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Pres Mirziyoyev 5/16/18
youtu.be/JLKTt4BEMwg
>SBA video: Brand Story 5/16/18
youtu.be/vNMdoB-CCKg
>TrumpTV Weekly Update 5/16/18
youtu.be/IDR1u9XEdCk
>Army Officials @Senate on Budget 5/15/18
youtu.be/AIhC4zswW8I
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Natl Peace Officers Memorial 5/15/18
youtu.be/a4TcYQaLHt0
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Iceland DM 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445615-1/
>HSDSec Nielsen @Senate on Securing the USA 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445411-1/
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on dead moslems 5/15/18
youtu.be/2alrdVEn8vc
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Burma/Blangladesh 5/15/18
youtu.be/ZDSy4UyDB_o

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fuck bongistan and fuck bong people

Did they vote for Haspel yet?

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I’m upset he didn’t do a cinco de mayo tweet this year

damn she really wants to eat that strawberry

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>don't trust this guy, he's a spooder

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Trump clearly doesn’t understand his own national security adviser’s reference to Libya as a model for North Korea. Bolton was talking about the negotiated removal of Libya’s nuclear program in 2003, not the international military intervention in 2011.

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Invisible trump!

>not "Animals!" Edition
user, you had one job.

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Skippy believes in Ayyyys

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Nice job with the hand, you don’t see any jagged or dark edges

>mfw the only legacy king nigger now has is the political motivated spying on a presidential candidate

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McCain has a nigger grandbaby

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Wut?!?

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...

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Thank you Lord Jesus for President Trump.

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have another

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off by one

/ourzuck/

No its an exit strategy on the smash glass if going to prison variety. Fake some alien shit to distract the masses.

Tweet was subsequently deleted, but the Intarweb is forever

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>tfw you're about to get raped (eaten)

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>Today we call them angels and demons, tomorrow we will call them something else." Aleistar Crowley
Who's this spirit-cooking, shit-temperature-inquiring faggot trying to kid?

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JUST WOKE UP FILL ME WITH SALT

Wasn't me, but I'll be havin' that (You).

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>need an ID to buy facebook ads
>don't need an ID to vote
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>But I love Goro!
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BRRRT

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Jesus christ, the propaganda on plebbit is real
They made up a trump quote and put in "undocumented immigrants" just to fit their agenda.

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i also believe in ayys

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>air force stepping up their meme game with BRRRRT posts
dammit navy you need to step it up, our non-military branch is beating you

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haaaaahahahahahahaha this tweet is a solid 10
got a better, readable version of this, fren?

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh i saved it myself

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>STORMY NO!!

Air force did nothing wrong.

Nice!

>MS13 propagandist defends Taliban
SLUMP PLEASE HURRY

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He called immigrants animals. You can't defend this.

>when leftists are against targeting convicted terrorist's families but ok with targeting Trump's entire family (specifically Barron) based on feelings and made up allegations.

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What kind of genius loses a billion dollars in a single year?

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lol remember when trump said no one in his campaign had contact with russians.

Twitter is now deliberately targeting (((disruptive))) (read: right wing) users and people who ban evade. They're already afraid of a repeat of 2016.

archive.is/z5zl2

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Ichigo is straight.

Don't be a retard on twitter then.

delet this now.

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Did Hitler even say that?

>Kokoro wn get reamed by papa for having babby without permission

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>Ichigo is straight.
So is Spaghetti until it's wet.

I dont think he knew about the glow in the dark niggers who were spying on him and contacting russians at the time. Or maybe he did and just never really felt they were part of the team.

>He called immigrants animals. You can't defend this.

Pelosi and Schumer are both defending MS-13!

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I miss the good days of /ptg/

Back when we had shills like McMorpheous and Finnshill. True heroes who stood up for Jow Forums ideals like putting whites first and defending our interests all over the board - especially our allies /sg/

I'm afraid that our thread has been hijacked by charlatans and has given into anime and judaisim. We have embraced the worst of our evolutionary mindset while shirking the best.

I'm sad to see it end like this. Since when did we stand for Israel? We never gave a wit about your reddit spacing or flag, it was what you believed that defined you in the thread of Trump. Wasn't it our thread's greatest posters who tore down Clinton in the election? Yet now we want to bomb sandniggers for Israel.

We were the thread of patriotism, now we are the thread that attacks the patriots in /sg/

We were the thread of virtue, now we are the thread that supports Bolton.

We were the thread of law and order, and now we tolerate that kiwi using opioids and choking down cock.

We were the thread of swamp draining, now we are the thread that shills for neoconservatisim.

We were the thread of doing things by the book, and now were the thread that broke years of tradition by posting reddit screenshots we took while posting there in our spare time.

We were the thread that embraced the based sandniggers, and now were the thread of fuck based Assad.

And we were the thread that I was proud to be a part of. Not any more. Today, I changed my flag to "geographic".

I hope that we will be forgiven for betraying our principles.

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>trumps own son is a spy sent by obama
lmao

Christ the EMFs from this would literally melt your organs. This artist clearly knows nothing about lorenz vortex pathways.

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W E W

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The double standard IS pretty fucking incredible.

I don't need to defend it, it's true.

Kek facebooks ads now more secure than californias elections

>undocumented immigrants

Yeah, because that's how Donald "Mango Mussolini" Trump AKA literally Hitler talks about illegal aliens, with a politically correct buzzword.
Leftists really can't meme.

Oh you meant just talked to random russians? I thought you meant people of importance my bad.

the AIR FORCE the australia of shitposting in our military... who would have thought

Crashes your presidency

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Hitler never called them animals btw. He said they are rats.

it blows my mind that not a single one of them is questioning the quote

Actual live picture taken in oval office

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Do they also have NXIVM brands?

Doanld DRUMPF also paid me hush money to play with my boipucci
Gib reperations please

i wish trump would be the hitler the left makes him out to be

>sex hair Ikuyes
Wew

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>meets with a lawyer with extensive ties to both the kremlin and many very wealthy russian ceo's
>just some random russian
how retarded are trump supporters?

Don’t tell me what i can or cannot do you commie degenerate.

Who? You mean that woman that loves Trump and voted for him for President?

its called the "alien reproduction vehicle" supposedly built in like the 60s as a sort of "model-t" of alien level tech.

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tl:dr

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according to trump supporters you can easily get 130k just by claiming this with no evidence whatsoever

Why do you want him to be history's biggest failure?

I didn't take you for a trump supporter, you certainly seem pretty retarded tho. Dont sweat it, if you are black or mexican its totally expected.

>McCain5 and Pastaleaf continue their arcane bait research, each vying to be the first to discover the Fountain of (You)s

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>Fusion GPS employee
It's an American business.

hol up

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he won't fail this time

All sandniggers deserve the BRRRRRRRRRT, they should have been more inclusive

What happened to that cd/dvd in the safe that was tweeted out?... yeeeea, that’s wut i thought

Guys I just don't know if I can continue supporting Trump after he called honest hardworking MS-13 gang members animals.

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Oooof/10
We miss you, Spice Cowboy...

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>inb4 they actually do it

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>i wish trump would be the hitler the left makes him out to be
Soon,
Trump just signed 'the final solution' for wetbacks

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