We are currently, in a literal, non-qfag way, in the calm before the storm.
Notable events of the past few days includes, but is no limited too: >lava lake has drained below the surface and a plug has formed, raising the pressure within the magma chamber >level of the magma chamber is currently unknown >large series of small earthquakes over the past days >currently 21 fissures open, not all active >Kike-owned extraction geothermal plant in dangerzone. Several tons of explosive and toxic chemicals onsite >steam pressure is currently building in the chamber, similar to the 1924 eruption >current status of alert is red warning, shit is going down >HVO Kilauea RED/WARNING - Strong earthquakes in the Kilauea summit region related to ongoing deflation twitter.com/USGSVolcanoes/status/996912403232129025 >Jow Forums has discovered that Pepe has married Pele who is now pregnant with twin half-frog daughters who have the potential to destroy the entire Atlantic seaboard of nearly everywhere. We live in a strange timeline…
This is an explosive situation >No matter whether Kilauea is in an effusive period, as it is now, or in an explosive period, as it was between about 1500 and the early 19th-century, it should be considered an explosive volcano. >volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/geo_hist_1924_halemaumau.html
>to generate a truly cataclysimic event, we need the magma chamber to depressurize and collapse in on itself, something possible, but not seen yet. We need large quakes at a depth of 5 or so km ideally of magnitude ~6 or higher to see worst(best) case
Pls gib wholesome pics and comics of the Neken family and/or Piney-Chan. My cold black heart needs some happiness and there are way to many coincidences to avoid memeing
WRITEFAGS NEEDED! APPLY WITHIN!
Need slice of life and lore for the new couple and their girls. Pls gib nao
>PAHOA, Hawaii (Reuters) - Hawaii's Kilauea volcano spewed ash nearly six miles (30,000 feet/9 km) into the air on Thursday and scientists warned this could be the first of a violent string of explosions in the crater..."This has relieved pressure temporarily," USGS geologist Michelle Coombs told a news conference in Hilo. "We may have additional larger, powerful events."
>"This has relieved pressure temporarily," >temporarily
>"We may have additional larger, powerful events." >additional larger, powerful events
>PAHOA, Hawaii (Reuters) - Hawaii's Kilauea volcano spewed ash nearly six miles (30,000 feet/9 km) into the air on Thursday and scientists warned this could be the first of a violent string of explosions in the crater..."This has relieved pressure temporarily," USGS geologist Michelle Coombs told a news conference in Hilo. "We may have additional larger, powerful events."
>"This has relieved pressure temporarily," >temporarily
>"We may have additional larger, powerful events." >additional larger, powerful events
Connor Wright
>tourism falling >ooga booga pineapple virgins get on computers they build on the spot out of sand and coconuts >"tectonic activity does not cause tsunamis" >"far worse volcanoes go off every day"
I swear to fuck if this shit sets off yellowstone which sets off the rest of the ring of fire the entire atmosphere is fucked, life on earth will literally go extinct, not just humans, earth will literally become the next mars, between all this shit and then all the defunct nuclear shit lying around cause humanity went extinct will blow the atmosphere to kingdom come.
Austin Bennett
Origins of the Story of Pepe, Pele and their new daughters
more like a precummies dribble If is right, when this thing finally does explode, its gonna be fucking BIG. A 30000 ft ash plume aint no joke, and it sounds like everyones expecting something way bigger than that
Luis Wright
>disrespecting the product of autism, digits, happenings, and the almighty frog
Imagine Satan's penis. That is Kilauea. It will rape the masses and impregnate the sea with the babies. The babies will swim all the way to the womb, but the womb was designed for only one sperm. All the sperm will come crashing down on the womb. That womb is Southern California.
Like, post some memes or something, you are just taking up a post from the bump limit, which is completly unnecessary for a thread that recives roughly 3.5 posts/minute.
Koko Crater is also known as Kohelepelepe, which means "labia minor" in the Hawaiian language. It got this name from an ancient legend, which tells of one of the sisters of the volcano goddess Pele named Kapo, who had a magical "flying vagina" that she could send anywhere. When Kamapua'a, the pig god, tried to rape Pele, Kapo came to help her. She distracted Kamapua'a by throwing her vagina to Koko Head, where it made the crater.
