Lando is a “fluid pansexual”

Works every time.

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Does that mean he fucks as many bitches as he wants whenever he wants?

how long before he gets WOOKIED by Jewbacca

fuck this gay earth

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Drumpf's america.

David Bowie regretted pretending to be bi and so will Donald Glover

Black people are going to be so pissed off.

kek

The only cool black guy in star wars is going to get ass fucked.

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Yes, but he also fucks the Falcon or any random droid.

don't recall reading that one on wookiepedia

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Kek

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Consider the source

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so he is a gay nigger from outer space?

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All they had to do is say
>Lando is a suave motherfucker who is horny enough to do anything that walks (and some things that don't!)

And it might actually sound like a cool character. Instead they Jew it up with all these meaningless pan-bi-fluid-queer shit labels. So fucking tired of it.

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gay spaceniggers fuck off we're full

I came here to post this

I remember hearing there was going to be gayness in the Solo movie.
So the fags and Jews have to ruin everything? Good, it's just another redpill to swallow for today's kids, in that everything, from history to pop culture, will always have a left faggot jewish spin on it and to question it all from now until eternity.

underrated

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Wonder if this is connected

More proof that te uktimatw goal of lefties and democrats is to make everyone into race mixed gays and bisexuals.

They even want your children to be gay, but only the little boys so then can be preyed upon by gay adult pedoa

Haha the niggers are going to be so pissed, they hate faggots

Gotta pander to the purple hairs. It could have been handled with a couple cast-off lines of dialog and been fine.

>Was Lando hitting on that...whatever at the bar?
>I didn't see it, but probably
>But...I'm pretty sure that's a male...
>Lando's requirements for relationship are a mucus membrane of some type, or failing that, lubrication and a fantastic personality.

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>this would actually be good writing
you're not allowed in hollywood sir

Ha ha, Lando fucks dudes

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It means he fucks anything. Which actually works for his character more than, say, trying this with han

Holy shit Lando would fuck any species. This is gold.

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>Kasdan is the son of Lawrence Kasdan
>Kasdan is Jewish
Every time...

Someone shoot Kathleen Kennedy

That's totally the vibe I got from Empire when he was hitting on Leia.

In the next movie theyll reveal that Luke was genderfluid all along
How progressive!

Aww man...

Like...at what goddamn point did fucking twitter become policy? Where, if you're just too goddamn lazy to write it in, or want to catch the wave of the latest hashtag, you can just twitter whatever fanfiction you feel like and it's instantly canon? Was Rowling the first to do this shit or was it before her, because I actually do write shit and this trend is both stupid and demeaning to fans.

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Why does Lando have to be sexualized? I thought this was a Disney movie...

>70's character
>2018
yasss

I don't even know what that means

What are progressives progressing towards, anyway?

If you pay to watch this movie you're part of the problem.

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Im calling the faggot police on Disney

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fagggggot!

They should make him wear a raspberry beret

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I thought he was a solid pansexual?

This shit started BEFORE Trump

>implying you would not betray your species in Star Wars-universe

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>A faggot is acceptable in Star Wars if he's (((written well)))

The absolute state of nu/pol/

Q predicted this.

the has to make da black guy a homo ??

wuts up wit dat??

Nobody ever complained about Juhani (lesbian alien) in Knights of the Old Republic.

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The funny thing is Bill Dee will have to go along with this of be crucified.

They'll be a hot butt-love scene with chewbaca

(((JONATHAN KASDAN)))

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That's because kotor and other games of that era were not forced political messages.

Ahhh he got you there

True that, and I'm quite sure most SJW:s aren't even aware of kotor and will celebrate this Lando as something absolutely groundbreaking.

>Lando is a “fluid pansexual”
Did he fuck Chewbacca? Is he a Hutt lover now too?

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Jesus Christ almighty

That wasn't part of our deal Abrams.

>Bi-Odome
fuckin’ kek

They were, are... whatever.
The agenda has normalized what was propaganda back then to such a degree it's less obvious today, but it was still propaganda.
Just because you didn't pick up on it doesn't mean it wasnt there.
You were brainwashed by those games.

>dong lover actually a dong lover
Meme magic, son. We the Jews now.

Isnt that the nog from shooting a black choir fame?

The Thin White Duke was a very telling saga in his life. The guy bled Capricorn.

>Literal gay nigger from outer space
Pottery, must have been George's idea.

Luke is also a faggot and alien-lover
>webm related

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This deal is getting worse all the time.

I know it's painful. Soon they're going to rape Geralt of Rivia too.
I don't see why every character needs to have their sexual preferences and religion posted by the writers like it's their power stats. Star Wars died when Disney bought it.

So literally Lando is just a "I fuck anything that moves, because I am hedonist as fuck and don't give a fuck" kind of guy.

But calling someone a whore isn't liberal enough so they went with "fluid pansexual"

they didn't tell me about her sexuality before the game even fucking came out either

If I remember correctly you can play the entire kotor without even being aware of Juhani's sexuality unless you have female character and pursue romance with her. I don't think it was even discussed at all otherwise.

that little nigga is really fucking tall

oh kay, Jonathan Kasdan. Okay. Let's google that name. Oh. a wikipedia article. How nice.

ctrl+f "jew"
>Jewish American screenwriters

EVERY TIME

EVERY FUCKING TIME

I barely remembered that she was lesbian. Probably because unlike modern media, she doesn't go around screaming "LOOK AT ME I FUCKING EAT CARPET YOU CIS GENDERED SUBHUMANS" every 10 seconds.

...

>every character needs to have their sexual preferences and religion posted by the writers like it's their power stats
>not knowing your favorite niggerfaggot is a lvl 60 galactic mudslime
It's the current year

>pansexuals are traitors
Makes sense

The father.

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>not twerklek

yup ... it is almost getting unreal to be honest, we must be close

>You were brainwashed by those games.
Except if I was in fact brainwashed, I wouldn't be like how I am today.

>Just because you didn't pick up on it doesn't mean it wasnt there.
False assumption. I did pick it up, but it was not propaganda. A dominant MO that approaches the majority of the pop is propaganda, a random occurrence that would be seen by a small cast of nerds, is not. These were incidents for teh lulz.

Anyway your points are void. Also do not (you) again if you're not over 30, you will keep assuming bullshit.

They are doing everything they can to make Star Wars into a fucking shitshow of liberal propaganda.

THESE FILMS ARE GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME!!

I want to see a scat scene with Jabba the Hutt personally.

Say what you will but I want more pansexual space dandies in my life

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It makes sense, most blacks are closeted homosexuals.

Exactly. Reason hidden in meme.

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We have altered the canon. Pray we do not alter it further.

AHHAHAHAAHAH THAT PIC

The jews just gave up on them

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Is there any legacy character left unraped at this point? ffs

/pol writes a better script

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Top kek, Kanye's face really does say it all.

I just bet he says something though.
Hope it will be good.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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God 90s sterotypes made me like fags and niggers more, not less. At least sterotypes made for sympathetic figures through humour - Ruby 2018 would be an insufferable mess of blm/alphabet soup sexuality references.

When they stopped letting writers use stereotypes they stopped letting characters have fun.

They got Lando too?

WTF? Why couldnt he just be a space pimp?

Sad beep gets me every time kek

>NatGeo Special Issue
>Mental Illness On The Rise

Twileks are shit, the Chiss are where it’s at.

>Peter Pan
>pansexual
Hmm, really makes you think.

If it had been original writer saying that, I would've been sort of okay with that, but a new dude in charge of series giving a statement about character they didn't create is very disrespectful in my opinion.

i'd give that Pansexual Of Colour one if you know what i mean

The absolute state of Amerimut cinematography

Your media is even more cucked.