We are currently, in a literal, non-qfag way, in the calm before the storm.
Notable events of the past few days includes, but is no limited too: >lava lake has drained below the surface and a plug has formed, raising the pressure within the magma chamber >level of the magma chamber is currently unknown >large series of small earthquakes over the past days >currently 21 fissures open, not all active >Kike-owned extraction geothermal plant in dangerzone. Several tons of explosive and toxic chemicals onsite >steam pressure is currently building in the chamber, similar to the 1924 eruption >current status of alert is red warning, shit is going down >HVO Kilauea RED/WARNING - Strong earthquakes in the Kilauea summit region related to ongoing deflation twitter.com/USGSVolcanoes/status/996912403232129025 >Large steam explosion on the 17th, possibly caused by the rain and likely indicative of things to come >Jow Forums has discovered that Pepe has married Pele who is now pregnant with twin half-frog daughters who have the potential to destroy the entire Pacific seaboard of nearly everywhere. We live in a strange timeline…
This is an explosive situation >No matter whether Kilauea is in an effusive period, as it is now, or in an explosive period, as it was between about 1500 and the early 19th-century, it should be considered an explosive volcano. >volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/geo_hist_1924_halemaumau.html
>to generate a truly cataclysimic event, we need the magma chamber to depressurize and collapse in on itself, something possible, but not seen yet. We need large quakes at a depth of 5 or so km ideally of magnitude ~6 or higher to see worst(best) case
Pls gib wholesome pics and comics of the Neken family and/or Piney-Chan. My cold black heart needs some happiness and there are way to many coincidences to avoid memeing
WRITEFAGS NEEDED! APPLY WITHIN!
Need slice of life and lore for the new couple and their girls. Pls gib nao
I'm gonna throw this one out there cuz its been stuck in my head youtube.com/watch?v=IZBlqcbpmxY Any hawaiibros wanna go Hendrix this thing and speed things up?
WHERE IS THE CONFIRMED CATASTROPHIC CALDERA COLLAPSE CAM????
Jayden Cook
we can make it happen today if I get high enough
Xavier James
>noticed how the shills left directly after the second eruption. >Hawaiis internet might be down i hope so more ragnarok in ching chong sucky fucky island chain = more better
My appologies. I got baited by a fake USGS twitter account. Apparently the volcano is actually in a stable condition and is unlikely to produce a catastrophic explosing.
Koko Crater is also known as Kohelepelepe, which means "labia minor" in the Hawaiian language. It got this name from an ancient legend, which tells of one of the sisters of the volcano goddess Pele named Kapo, who had a magical "flying vagina" that she could send anywhere. When Kamapua'a, the pig god, tried to rape Pele, Kapo came to help her. She distracted Kamapua'a by throwing her vagina to Koko Head, where it made the crater.
