/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NO STEP ON SNEK EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Hosts Last Patriots left in CA 5/16/18
youtu.be/VMsiYUjta-s
>Pres Trump hosts Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/16/18
youtu.be/VtLr0nSPiAw
>PressSec Sarah talks to press on NoKo 5/16/18
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>PressSec Sarah on F&F 5/16/18
youtu.be/LW0NCbg4yto
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis receives Freedom Award 5/16/18
youtu.be/FlpT3Do8W60
>UNAmb Haley receives Freedom Award 5/16/18
youtu.be/Ok6uh_RvglE
>FBIDir Wray @Senate on budget 5/16/18
c-span.org/video/?445471-1/
>EPAAdmin Pruitt @Senate on budget 5/16/18
c-span.org/video/?445475-1/
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Pres Mirziyoyev 5/16/18
youtu.be/JLKTt4BEMwg
>SBA video: Brand Story 5/16/18
youtu.be/vNMdoB-CCKg
>TrumpTV Weekly Update 5/16/18
youtu.be/IDR1u9XEdCk
>Army Officials @Senate on Budget 5/15/18
youtu.be/AIhC4zswW8I
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Natl Peace Officers Memorial 5/15/18
youtu.be/a4TcYQaLHt0
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Iceland DM 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445615-1/
>HSDSec Nielsen @Senate on Securing the USA 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445411-1/
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on dead moslems 5/15/18
youtu.be/2alrdVEn8vc
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Burma/Blangladesh 5/15/18
youtu.be/ZDSy4UyDB_o
>NCSC Director Nominee Evaninia hearing 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445581-1/
>Senate Leaders comment after Pres Trump's visit 5/15/18
c-span.org/video/?445602-1/

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MAGA

Amarillo by mornin'

AWOOBOLA

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Stop falling birthrates!

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Up from San Antone

MAGA

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>he didnt refresh the pastebin

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THE STORM IS REAL
Q WAS RIGHT
ANYONE ELSE THAT THINKS OTHERWISE IS A ZIONIST SHILL AND SHOULD FUCK OFF!!

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>tfw no eva braun gf

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New baker needed

OP is dead

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This one always confused me because the Aussie government did step there and wasn’t nipped.

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realizing it was all for not as their classmates move on with their lives and go to college or the real world while they fade into obscurity.

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Ebola ravaging Africa when?

you are now realizing time travel trump called ms-13 animals because a super nasty happening will occur in the next day or two and make all the liberals eat shit.

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This is a typical plebbitor convo

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>the west will never make this much of an effort to save white births

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Britain...

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so the democrats are now aligning themselves with MS-13 - that gang that dismembers, skins, and rapes people - as a way to energize their voters against trump
i can see no way this can go horribly wrong

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Q is a Zionist and did not predict my msg

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>youtube.com/watch?v=IZBf16B5vhs
Everything that I got
Is just what I've got on

>tfw no Audrey Hepburn gf
>or Hope Hicks gf
>or Heather gf

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twitter.com/MSNBC/status/997238807929016320

Manaforts' own son has betrayed him, is it happening?

Well Kraut user is the 5% still the same???

I require more salt

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There was an ebola case found in city of over a million people for the first time. You are playing dangerous game with your dark magic!

Gomen, pmurtOP-sama

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I can do it.

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If I had half the authority and resources of the FBI, every single puke on these commie forums would get raided

we need more.

>tfw Jow Forums didn't exist during 'Nam

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I love you

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those feels are harsh, thats some uncle rico shit
>i could've been somebody if only there had been another school shooting!!

>he doesn't even have a metabolic mutant supersoldier husband
what are you, straight?

can they just go ahead and fire the first shots so we can purge this country already

He’s not wrong, in the old days they would march on this man’s lands and kill him but gay democracy means that everyone gets a voice

You have a choice of killing yourself or taking it to Reddit. I'd recommend the former but it's up to you.

well we know at least one person reads the paste bin (only one)

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And I though only right wingers have tin foil hats?

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Last year, about 3.8 million babies were born in the U.S., which is 2 percent lower than the number born in 2016, and the lowest recorded number of births in 30 years, according to the report.

Your efforts are futile

>There was an ebola case found in city of over a million people for the first time.

Good.

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>It ain't me posting intensifies.

I mean, she is a spirit-cooking baby eater and all, but she's still the queen of fucking England.

Fucking hell...

Someone's just put them out of their misery. Why isn't there some kind of IRA forming? Is it onions? I bet it's the onions.

the funniest thing about all the muh russian bots propaganda the left has been spewing is they gloss over all the pro-hillary pacs that were spamming the internet

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that's all i ever needed, just one

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I really wish the Anglo series would just stop since I'd need more memory for my computer to hold it all.

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>be some roastie working in the treasury dept
>can't stand the Drumpf so you wanna RP as a detective even tho highly illegal
>But the republic must be saved!
>start digging into Michael Cohen's financial records
>See that some SARs that are unavailable
>Surely Drumpf had Mnuchin delete these files to save Cohen!
>Leak the motherlode of Cohen financial documents to ambulance chaser Michael Avenatti
>Avenatti does not double check and assumes leak is legit
>Goes public with this info regarding suspicious payments to Cohen
>It's another guy named Michael Cohen who is currently working in Canada
>Avenatti is forced to retract and doesn't use leaked docs anymore
>Go to Ronan Farrow and give an exclusive that while masking your identity, still gives investigators clues to identify you
>Day after bombshell is published investigators confirm that the SARs in question aren't missing, they're just unavailable since they're part of active investigation
>Bloomberg reports that you left a trail and investigators are close to identifying and arresting you
>The only thing you accomplished is to complicate the case against Cohen
>Your reward is prison

My fucking sides.

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Will we ever fuck up China? They need to get fucked up honestly. They routinely threaten our allies in the region, they brazenly back the norks, they fill the pockets of the Hollyjews, they pump filth in the water and air and don't give a fuck. I know Trump calling Xi his "great friend" is a polite nothing but it still rubs me the wrong way. They can't be trusted.

>is they gloss over all the pro-hillary pacs that were spamming the internet
I still don't get how they're reconciling that.

>no Jow Forums from the bush wars

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>tfw no user

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>Says this guy, you know the one
Don't be like that fren

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Have another random awoo also

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hah

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Would be so easy too if not for (((them)))

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>Serious question: why doesnt Congress just put itself in the noose for us?

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If you're baking or to whomever is, pastebin appears to be fully updated and complete. Please refresh. Thank you

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yea
this guy complaining about the pastebin

Who is the one?

>or Heather gf
why would you want such an autistic and sadistic woman?

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It’s more because of falling Non White birth rates though

Now I'm sad again

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>no 4dudes during the civil war
Would have been amazing

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The only drawback we have are RINOs.

It's like projections from fantasy island.
My favorite salt, please continue user.

>words

Thank you!

I think nam would've ended up differently if 4chinz existed

*whom'st've

N-no

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>autistic and sadistic gf
Sounds like heaven

I didn't know /sg/ frequented plebbit

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You’ll have to get it yourself, the Salt Miners Union is on strike until the Baker’s Guild improves working conditions

Can I have the original pic for this

Can someone tell me what's in this farm bill?

its actually what happened too. Hogg keeps calling CNN for screen time and they stopped replying to him. All they have left is twitter and no one cares there either

People are simply waiting longer.

Only one age group — women in their early 40s — saw an increase in their birth rate in 2017.

Whats up boys?

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Nurgle has to do what he hast to do.

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Gonna hug ya, bony bastard

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>before Jow Forums she would have gotten away with it

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Based

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lel roastie btfo!!
these stories warm my heart

>casting me out to leddit

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>they can't do a thing because they all willingly disarmed
I wonder if they ever realize the irony

however repugnant their actions, central bankers are human beings IMHO

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The good news is that many of them aren't running again. The bad news is that Collins and Murkowski aren't up for election at all this year and can't reasonably be Truck of Peaced.

I really can't argue with that

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i can see the shitposts.
>them fucking spic cowboys and there blacks. what cucks
bruh

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kys

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Oh no

>illegal strikes in Syria
Damn, I guess Trump is going to prison once the FBI user sees this.

The state of Britain.

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I guess it wasn't sushi after all

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To be fair to the bugmen, they did all this because they were encouraged to by globalists, safe in the knowledge that Obama would roll over every time. Simply slapping them with reciprocal tariffs and enforcing our law will ultimately doom their economy. They've offered to spend another $200Bn per year already, it seems. As for Trump praising Xi, that's just how you gotta deal with Asians; insult the top man, they all feel insulted... like a swarm of ants would probably feel if you shit-talk the queen, even if the queen was terrible at her job. Trump is praising Xi and then subtly causing him to lose face over there repeatedly, most recently by fucking up and then saving ZTE; Xi couldn't stop the former and had to accept the latter. Very disonorobarr. Great shame.