/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BEST FRENS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Bilat Meeting w/NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/Cd0DVegcnbQ
>Pres Trump meets NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/UoBviIK1t6w
>Meeting of President's NSTAC members 5/17/18
youtu.be/Ai2DyEnxBHw
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445716-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
youtu.be/sy4mTsWBeYo
>SoS Pompeo on PEPFAR 15th Anniversary 5/17/18
youtu.be/N_tdWpmZPgU
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Intl Peace 5/17/18
youtu.be/0EUJbM1cQ2Q
>FCC/FTC Chairs @Senate on Budget 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445704-1/
>SBAdmin McMahon @Natl Press Club 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445333-1/
>NIHDir Collins @Senate on Budget 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445683-1/
>TSA Officials @House airport wait times 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445684-1/
>ActingSSCom Berryhill @House on SSN 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445705-1/
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana) 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445748-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445747-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 5/17/18
youtu.be/pIzKDmfVHLk
>WH Video: Sheriff Christianson 5/17/18
youtu.be/uLkR-Ih6uxQ
>DefDep Video: Bombers 5/17/18
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>Rudy Giuliani on F&F 5/17/18
youtu.be/R3c4kfKQ4DI
>Rudy Giuliani on Ingraham 5/16/18
youtu.be/ceH-SmL6WD4
>Pres Trump Hosts Last Patriots left in CA 5/16/18
youtu.be/VMsiYUjta-s

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MAGA

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>muh evil white men
why do they do this? how have I wronged lefties?

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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>I hear covfefe
lost it

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The dark continent of North Korea must be liberated

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NEW

MAGA

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ANUUUU

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Why does Brittany Venti hate shoe0nhead now?

>Spaniards
>white

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explain zte and trump, house unanimously voted against it. how can you defend it?

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>Laurel
>Yanny
Please explain what these things are to me.

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>heart still beating
>lungs still taking wind
>balls still working
Apologize right now.

>how have I wronged lefties?
If it's the same as here, by existing you offended them

i'm confused too
and i have no idea how anyone hears yanny, it's definitely laurel

I need a hat please!

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>users on Twitter have identified the man as Aaron Schlossberg, a New York attorney

Ummmm this white man supported Drumpf.

DISAVOW! NOW!

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I preemptively HAET Tuck tiem

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>t. Rabbi Goldman

i too would like to know this

He's the one that made it lose workers in the first place. It's just a part of the larger trade deals.

NO MORE EXCUSES FAT FUCKS

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I'm just playing around.

user BEHIND YOU

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>Tucker starts in a few minutes
>not tucker OP

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To be honest i never confirmed that my mom was a spaniard, she just has olive skin and black hair so i chose the whitest thing possible

oh
sorry user

that was a fun day

OY FUCKING VEY

What did they do to lose their old account again?

The second is the guy who cleans up shitposts

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CHEEKI BREEKI

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Tuck time still coming in 7 minutes

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It's like that stupid white/blue/whatever dress from a few years back but for deaf people

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She's definitely a Med of some sort then.

it's been gone since February i think

Because we haet Tuck

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>watching tucker instead of hannity
get some taste kouhai

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>negotiating trade with China
>China thinks its tough
>Trump assassinates their 2nd largest telecommunications company
>Trump offers to help bring it back as part of a better trade agreement
Got it?

her dad left so we never got to what ethnicity he was

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It's recent. They didn't lose it till last week to late April I think.

I still don't understand.

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beaners will just shit in the lettuce again.

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WE HAVE A PRONUNCIATION!!!

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>kov-FEF-fi
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>kov-FEF-fi
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>kov-FEF-fi
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>kov-FEF-fi

ATTENTION TrumpOP!
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>#Laurel? #Yanny? Or...
youtube.com/watch?v=1qsRU7C_Gp0
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Also, StateDep finally updated if you want to swap out C-SPAN ver
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 5/17/18
youtube.com/watch?v=UJ2lqPLgYms

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>>Trump assassinates their 2nd largest telecommunications company
how?

>instead
>one immediately follows the other
Learn a new word.

stap following me!

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>growing up with a single parent
Your dad was a real piece of work to force that onto you.

>(((white)))

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>user BEHIND YOU

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>her dad left so we never got to what ethnicity he was
She got BLACKED user

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>I hear covfefe

I K U Y E S
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Poor Goro though.

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It's an auditory illusion. Some hear 'Yaurel', some hear 'Yanny'.

>I hear kovfefe
Trump BTFOs Laurel v Yanny debate

But in reference to what?

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youtu.be/mxKH7aHfc2U
poor guy indeed

You finna boutta get dabbed on SLUT

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>cov-fef-fi
WHAT THE FUCK I DISAVOW

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706 times not counting this time in the archives.

Every day of the election was so fun, waking up thinking what would be the new shill attack, what crazy shit trump has said. So good

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>this man is singlehandedly destroying Trump's hopes for a Nobel and midterms

Bruh, look at this dood

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NEW WEBM

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>it's definitely laurel
Agreed.

About an hour left until the best show with sexy Sara.

i legit cannot hear yanny

Why is she riding the fan? To tell people she's ovulating?

Laurel Vs Yanny. It's a court case

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I've met him... he hates niggers with a passion

yeah his parents weren't great either lol

funny i was just looking for that video

refresh!

Leave that strawberry alone!

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Speaking of which I think I already have one. I saw a thread about Congress having some "rethinking time" on wherever or not Golan Heights belongs to Syria or not.

I DVR Tucc at all my relatives houses because they still have cable. It's my one request -- if they refuse I cut them off, never to speak to them again.

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Do you know what ethnicity your dad is?

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#COVFEFE

Did he? I'm not seeing it.

He sanctioned and fined all of their products after they got caught lying to Trump's administration. It put them under over night.

Nothing, it's just some stupid thing like that black/blue white/gold dress.

like i've said before i'll stop using it when i get faam back sweetie

Thought it was a female MMA fight.

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best summer ever

why's her hair getting so thin?

>Sarah shit on CNN
>Trump says covfefe
hahahahhahahahhahahha no fucking way

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slavic/anglo mutt, why?

I LOVE HER
What can I do?

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that's a man, baby

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Something good happens:
>all hail god emperor trump, the most powerful man in the world!!
Something bad happens:
>what do you expect, the deep state is just powerful for trump to do anything.

It's pretty much proven the English meddled in our election I think sanctions should be in order for those faggots.

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Just checking.

Wrong, look at her arms and shoulders.

>I hear covfefe
how does he do it bros? I havent laughed this hard in weeks

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Someone give this to the Pirate when he shows up

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I saw it once and heard laurel. I don't even know where I saw it, but in the one Trump tweeted all I can hear is yanny.

That would be an improvement there desu