Daily reminder:

Daily reminder:

When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were playing high school sports
.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sports activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity.

Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

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You think life is about being 15-20? gtfo

When I was 15, I just wanted to be the pretty cheerleader :(

fuck off leaf

Yeah and now there working at a gas station.

Okay daddy

*they're, retard

I was banging my gf when I was 15. Never played a team sport because I’m not a faggot.

When I was 15, pornography held mythological status and was incredibly hard for a teenager to get.

>life is about what I say it is about

Yea I won’t reject that besides being in high school I just jerked to porn and played vidya all summer long not really doing much and life only slowly getting worse at that time.

I took a girls virginity. Yet here I am faggot. Virgin pussy isn't some magic hole that if you've stuck your penis in, life is suddenly amazing.

Phone loves to auto correct to the wrong words. Sorry to trigger your autism

t. scrawny bitch

cope

t. loser who should commit suicide

sucks that your parents didnt let you transition early, huh?

where the fuck are the mods?

Is this a common american obsession? lul
No wonder this board is full retards.

But I honestly find it disturbing how people like you(beta or roastie)determine a mans worth through women, as if women can decide anything at all.

banning white woman love threads

t. do I even have to say it?

team sports are for fags. boxing and wrestling or nothing.

i do varsity cross country and take many ap classes, only football players get girls.

>Life is all about being YOUNG and cool
l>ife is about remaining a mental teen and acting like one
no fucking wonder your nation is going to shit
life is about struggle

>wrestling
>not for fags

boomer detected

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this is a butthurt incel robot thread

I was doing BOTH, retard.

Life isn't an 80s high school movie. The "jocks" are nerds too.

Here’s your reply

No, man, freedom didn't fail. Right now we've got freedom and responsibility. It's a very groovy time.

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Sounds like op peaked in high school, how sad

>he kept plunging his penis into my sister, over and over and over ......

Hmm, I don't know...
I was too embarrassed about the whole thing to tell anybody. I would just sneak around and wear my sister's things...Plus I don't think I actually wanna be a girl. I just like dressing up

My mother died when I was 15. I blacked out for years. I couldn't care less if I lived or died. I wasn't strong enough to commit suicide, but boy did I wish something would strike me dead everyday. She was, and still is, the only thing I have ever loved. May she rest in peace

>life is more than highschool
>literally everybody fucked girls, its not something only jocks engage in
>as much fun as football is, it makes you dumb and depressed in the long run

great argument

>, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy
Yeah, most girls experience a lot of pain the first time. This just shows that you haven't deflowered any pussy, and this post is all your fantasy, larping faggot

This. Fuck me if somebody called my house while I was downloading a Mika tan video

OP thinks sport are important. What a fag. In the Midwest we went hunting and fucked on fishing trips.

Playing with a ball instead of showing you can feed a family. Pathetic.

>Time to man up and become a provider.
Gas yourself white knight cuck

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Um, but I was playing sports. Baseball and hockey

t. boomer

t. Al Bundy

>mgtow
>chad
sureeeeee

I was a band geek and swiped a school administrators track star daughter's v-card. It turns out sports don't mean shit if you can play four chords on guitar in high school.

i'm 44 and make around $500k per year.
i buy bitches like this for an after-dinner snack.

>being this insecure

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>beta provider
>chad

>171989861 (You)
I was able to experience all of these things by doing plays, musicals, and choir though (and no, I'm not gay).
Also the people you're describing are the people who now work at my local liquor store while I make over $70k. Who really won in the end?

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well, I'm 26 so if they are playing high school sports at my age, then they are fucking weird.

yeah, and now most of them are losers while we have careers

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Gotta play sports through HS and college. Just do it. Life is too short to fuck ugly girls or beat it in front of a PC anons. Mind/body combination is the slayer.

I was uncoordinated in football but played anyway. Rowing was better, the feet are strapped in and the oar pull is linear and exact. So tards like me could do it too. Serious money, even coxwains get laid

>wanting some generic ass highschool football star to labroer life
gas yourself

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>not proof reading your posts

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I was actually busy giving my life to Christ and remaining celibate for the Kingdom of Heaven. Deus Vult faggot.

>implying that isn't how nature intended
you exchange resources for sex
not that hard to understand, fat incel

my mother died when I was 12, I know the pain brazilbro

>liquor store
>over 70K
sureeeeeeee, boomer

>praying to a jew on a stick
congrats

Go back to /b/, faggot. And don't bring this shitty bait here ever again.
This board has got enough bait-content the way things are, no need to bring extra shit from other boards

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back to r9k faggot, you got the wrong board.

>171991135
Are (You) illiterate?

eternally hurt because it's true

You've watched too much One Tree Hill, retard

Don't try to generalize everyone on this board with your own failings. We all came here for various reasons. Your life and the experiences you have in it are only already over at 15 if you die or give up completely.

>I can’t read the post

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>t. scrawny bitch
I was an 11 season athlete. Did nothing for me. I'm only successful now because I'm smarter than you.

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kek what a fucking loser

>

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
>Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity.

how many levels of Jow Forums are you on that you think that jocks are non-mediocre winners?

my school sucked for sports, but our crew was pretty great for parties, drinking and music.

Guess what? there is very little correlation between life success and experiences and highschool

you don't know it because you probably never left the house since highschool

I was that Jock and yet i still ended up here

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feelsbadman

Here's a (You) and pour yourself a drink on me.

all 11 seasons?
damn

70k is shit money desu

if you live in a metro area and you don't make over 100k gb2r9k

When they were 15 and playing sports I was I was setting myself on fire in the hallways while wearing flame retardant gel and sneaking body parts out of science classes to put in the vegan teachers coffee cups.
While they were sneaking out at night to fuck I was sneaking out at night to ride my bike through the footwide trails and trials in the river valley, then breaking into buildings to set fires on the rooftops just to watch shit burn.
While they were looking for their girls face in the crowd I was watching the LPOs as I shoplifted meaningless things just to see if I could get away with it. While they were hanging with groups of jocks I was running from groups of indians because it's fun to steal shit from wannabe gang members.

I loved my teenage years, I wouldn't trade them for all the pussy in the world. I wish I could go back, but they woulnd't give me community service and fines anymore, and I'd rather die then get locked up again.

Played football freshman year. Just like my mind i was top 90% in physical attributes. I was on the JV team first time. At a over populated high school. Never even played ball before. Saw how lame the retarded jocks and coaches were and how it was more a popularity contest and who's daddy donated the most to the booster funds. Dropped out of foot ball, then two years later dropped out of high school and started rolling around town with 3-4 bitches in the back and the Alpha bitch in the front seat. Smoke weed all day drop hits and fuck tits.

P.S. All jocks and soldier boys are closet faggots.

this is the only acceptable alternative desu