/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BIG BEAUTIFUL BATTLESHIPS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Bilat Meeting w/NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/Cd0DVegcnbQ
>Pres Trump meets NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/UoBviIK1t6w
>Meeting of President's NSTAC members 5/17/18
youtu.be/Ai2DyEnxBHw
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445716-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
youtu.be/sy4mTsWBeYo
>SoS Pompeo on PEPFAR 15th Anniversary 5/17/18
youtu.be/N_tdWpmZPgU
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Intl Peace 5/17/18
youtu.be/0EUJbM1cQ2Q
>FCC/FTC Chairs @Senate on Budget 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445704-1/
>SBAdmin McMahon @Natl Press Club 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445333-1/
>NIHDir Collins @Senate on Budget 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445683-1/
>TSA Officials @House airport wait times 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445684-1/
>ActingSSCom Berryhill @House on SSN 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445705-1/
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana) 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445748-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445747-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 5/17/18
youtu.be/pIzKDmfVHLk
>WH Video: Sheriff Christianson 5/17/18
youtu.be/uLkR-Ih6uxQ
>DefDep Video: Bombers 5/17/18
youtu.be/0xuqVPc3XUQ
>Rudy Giuliani on F&F 5/17/18
youtu.be/R3c4kfKQ4DI
>Rudy Giuliani on Ingraham 5/16/18
youtu.be/ceH-SmL6WD4
>Pres Trump Hosts Last Patriots left in CA 5/16/18
youtu.be/VMsiYUjta-s

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reuters.com/article/us-usa-trade-china-offer/china-said-to-offer-200-billion-u-s-trade-deficit-reduction-package-idUSKCN1II30P?il=0
twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/997263751077351424
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SLOPPY BAKE

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>I listen to the Gin Blossoms while inebriated. You will not out-white me, I assure you. I am not here to disavow the whites. I am here to SAVE my fellow whites from themselves.

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reminder texas is shit and will never beat florida at anything

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>two sets of quads in the last thread
Nice. I need to go easy on the posts.

LIONS GUARD ASSEMBLE

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MAGA

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Sorry. Was mixing a drink.

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The hell is this thing?

>liking Canada more than America

What a bunch of faggots

MAGA!

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If I wanted to go to Canada right now I could and they can't do shit to stop me.

Florida never produced LBJ so this is correct.

Sally Jesse Raphael on Tuck right now.

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cool, they can leave america

what's that Laurel Yanny thing?

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techtimes.com/articles/200592/20170307/fbi-drops-child-pornography-case-to-avoid-disclosing-tor-vulnerability.htm

archive.fo/GWdfJ

>The operation led to 200 prosecutions. However, prosecutors have now dropped all charges against a man accused of downloading explicit photos of minors from the popular Playpen website, since the government refused to disclose how it came to reveal those identities.
>The FBI used "network investigative techniques" to reveal users' real identities despite Tor's efforts, but in court it refused to comply with a request for information regarding its techniques. Rather than divulging its methods, the FBI preferred to see all charges dropped.
>Rather than divulging its methods, the FBI preferred to see all charges dropped.

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>Gin Blossoms

I'm old enough to remember how lame they were when they were popular. I'll bet he still likes the Spin Doctors too.

Here he is again.

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Refresh pastebin, please... funny WH video added

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Can't tell you how sick it makes me to hear the Boy King talk.

I've worked too much today so I'm only into beer so far

You're white though.

Its an audio version of "what color is the dress?"

It's Yanny btw

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He gonna get fired again

How to obtain(or summon) qt succubus gf(m) to MAGA with? Drumpf is never gonna make anime real, he lied to us. We should turn to /x/.

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China said to offer $200 billion U.S. trade deficit reduction package

>One of the sources said that U.S. aircraft maker Boeing Co (BA.N) would be a major beneficiary of the Chinese offer. Boeing is the largest U.S. exporter and already sells about a quarter of its commercial aircraft to Chinese customers.
reuters.com/article/us-usa-trade-china-offer/china-said-to-offer-200-billion-u-s-trade-deficit-reduction-package-idUSKCN1II30P?il=0

Jobs anyone?
Winning!?

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Am not.

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It's not the fact that I'm white, it's the fact that their immigration is a joke, even if I go there as a trainee they will open the doors for me

it must be hell, Canada bought liberalism at it's peak.
They bought bitcoin at 18k

Yeah, but you can't get back to the real world without a passport.

PROMISES MADE
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twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/997263751077351424

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>Refreshing the pastebin

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My bad.

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wew this guy right now.
>"lot of room between a surgeon and a gang member"

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>not openly admitting to wanting to be fucked by a strong man

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He was fired for that appearance. By the next day.

I'll bully the dictatorness out of you. There's a nice libertarian boy under there somewhere.

A (((distraction)))

ALL IMMIGRATION IS AGAINST THE PEOPLE OF THE NATION

Imagine your family and extended family owned land.
Why the fuck would you want people in using your resources?

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It's Laurel, but what Trump hears is the real answer.

Why don't we just sneak some small nukes to the Palestinians? That'd help solve the Jewish problem and kill a bunch of muzzies in the process.

*turns the helicopter ignition*

It's a good start. We'll see if we can squeeze some more out of them because it still leaves $400 billion of a $600 billion deficit. There was also news that the EU was going to bend the kneed on the steel and aluminum tariffs, too. However, they are going to fight the Iran sanctions

Nice

Yet another thing that turtle fuck won't let the Senate vote on

>coked up bikers looking ready to murder Communists
>steely-eyed aryan in body armor
>a random 12 year old with a backpack

This woovement is fucking great

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/x/ has never successfully summoned anything. Jow Forums not only succeeded on the first try, it has obtained multiple victories.

uhh guys they recently just found this in Poland. Maybe the Holocaust was real after all.

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Decades late. The VA as destroyed thousands of vets lives by refusing to insure and cover medical costs.

Because then you have Muslims with nukes that don't really like America

It seems to have something to do with pitch. Same sound but interpreted differently by individuals, even controlling for identical playback device. Might be something physically different from person to person, or perhaps something to do with how each personality processes sensory information.

It ain't natural, that's for sure. Too similar to the color-changing dress. It's part of some kind of project or campaign related to making people see the same input but experience different interpretations, and thus fail to reach consensus on what "it" was. I can't even begin to guess as to its application.

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>I study policing. White people call cops to remove black people because it often works.

Hahahaha

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And this doesn't even include the Industrial Espionage worth $600B a year.

>I still don't get it
>sad

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It will never go through the Senate, as shameful as that is.

How do you see Trump's presidency ending? Pence wins election? Stays in power? Executes Order 66?
>inb4 impeach

I've been called a dictator unironically many times. Might not be healthy.

Everything that isn't working towards making a VR pods, succubus, or waifubot is useless.

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>actual picture of Lion Guard training session in Ohio

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They hate Israel more

Because the Palinigger leadership benefits from this situation. They get a motherload of gibs.

>physical removal works?

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it is all over twitter today and yesterday, just look for a second

CIA, pls.

GLOMPF will be impeached and President Harris will rescind all his racist laws.

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What did they mean by this?

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well,yea....because niggers are "often" doing something wrong

I know all about you Bhakt pooinloos
india will not get away with this

>indeed

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>Steyr AUG

More like
>soiboi
>soiboi
>55 year old guy that thinks he’s still buff
>”I ride for Jesus” “”””bikers””””
>legit autist

>niggers run from the police but somehow dindu nuffin

I hear COVFEFE

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>i discovered eugenics
what

THE CLINTONS AND OBAMA NIGGERS ARE POSTING ON /ptg/
RED ALERT

If you can't build a world safe for future generations, it isn't a world worth building, user.

Look up the Samson option. Israel's ultimate strategy if they are invaded, even by conventional forces, is to initiate a nuclear winter. They will nuke Europe, China, everyone just to get people to start lobbing nukes at each other and the Middle East.

>People who are aware that there could be a war domestically or abroad which would determine the fate of the constitution and nation. S could HTF or things could go WROL very easily.
>They still choose to be morbidly obese
I can't understand this at all. You will not be an effective soldier whatsoever in that shape.

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youtube.com/watch?v=2p4MpT-VgSo

Makes my head turn every time.

well i could be they are in cahoots with cheese posters
or that its hard to find someone with 7 proxies

When is the next happening?

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Don't bully the Austrians

>rare picture of Chris Christie chasing an unknown thief who stole his M&M bag

did you refresh the pastebin like i told you to? no, you didnt
therefore, you ARE teh gay

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I chuckled

>“He didn’t call Mexicans rapists. He said the people coming over here are rapists. But it’s true, you idiot!” attorney Aaron Schlossberg is shown screaming at a man while counter-protesting at a rally.

>“Some of them are! Some of them are!”

>Schlossberg, wearing a shirt emblazoned with “American” and flanked by men wearing “Make America Great Again” hats, also calls his verbal sparring partner “a loser.”

>“You’re fat and ugly. That’s losing, that’s losing. Do I like I’m losing to you? I’m winning at life, you’re losing. I’m smart,” he says.

>Schlossberg then performs a bizarre dance in the direction of another protester that looks like a mash-up of a boxing stance and a hand jive.

>During a 2015 rally, Trump famously declared, “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best.”

>“They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people,” the future commander-in-chief said.

OY VEY

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>Styer at all
>bullpup service rifles
>Attaching a scope to bullpups

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You just give it to the right people. You know the CIA knows who that is

If the UN didn't existed we would have 7mm FALs

>White people call cops to remove black people because it often works.

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It's entirely dependent on how good the speaker of the thing your playing it on is, if it's a shit speaker it comes out sounding like yanny

The dress thing is exactly different people processing stimuli differently. Shit my own two eyes receive color differently, with the left being slightly redder than the right.

Fresh off the press. A new one

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The kike mods are definitely in on the CIAposting

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