>lando's a fag now >the robot in this one apparently has a quip about equal rights >the costar in this, aside from portraying a pansexual whatever, (lol, autocorrect thinks pansexual isn't a word) just shat out a super-leftist video that portrays America as a violent racist shithole because that's the thing these days
Old Star Wars had a pretty standard theme, the roguish pirate gets the princess, the farm boy rises from nothing to conquer evil, all great stuff geared towards selling toys to young boys and entertaining the masses.
Now it's about making the blue-hairs feel included or something.
Because screw making the majority happy, we have to make sure the 1% ultra-queers have several Star Wars movies because diversity or something.
I've wearily trudged to the theaters for the last several crappy SW movies and I've finally given up. The Left has hollowed out yet another cultural icon and is wearing it like a skin suit. This will be the first time I'll pass on a SW movie.
you do know that the entire idea of star wars is that fear and hate and anger are the dark side and love and acceptance and working together is the light side right?
Carter James
You are not alone. I have the originals on vhs and followed from Dark Horse. Kotor I and II. Dark Forces. Galatic Battlegrounds everything..
Fallout is my new Lore. There is a lot of realism and I can find some solace and familiarity with it and Star Wars.
Don't forget. The Empire was right. Palpatine needed to unify the Galaxy under one rule to prepare for Yuhazi Vong. The Rebels fucked that up, and paid dearly for it, with entire planets and billions of lives being erased.
Ofc. Nu-wars got rid of the "offensive" canon.
It's like saying Caesar's Legion or the Enclave is bad for America.
Michael Jackson
looking up yuhazi vong now... seems like they were the ultimate evil?
Dylan Brooks
>Main female lead named 'queera'
Lucas Green
Who cares, some 30yr old liberal arts majors decide to write a fanfic and some mouse who never had anything to do with the first 4 decades of movies and extended universe says its canon, and I should believe them? Yeah na. I'm gonna continue pretending these shitheaps don't exist.
Adam Mitchell
No, the entire idea of Star Wars was an atavistic space adventure film that hearkened back to pulp fiction that preceded it by decades, with attention to major themes in human literature. This means normal things for normal people and no fags. Particularly not overt props.
Cooper Collins
Disney kikes are destroying this franchise because it was created by a white man. Marvel movies are pozzed, but they did not take it anywhere near this far, because those characters were created by Jews.
Justin Parker
Imagine a popular small town BBQ joint somewhere out in the sticks just got bought by some vegan with an axe to grind. Over half the town decides to stop eating there. The vegan owner then decides to start ridiculing the patrons and blaming the restaurants shortcomings on the patrons and saying how terrible they are and how they are going to find new patrons instead.
This is Kathleen Kennedy. This will be her legacy, and god willing, her undoing. I will not be seeing Basedlo. They fucked up. They need to feel some pain.
Honestly this. The answer is for Star Wars fans to show via Twitter consensus and such that the new canon overwhelming not what we believe and makes Disney look like fools
Movies are leftist tier manchild shit. Why is this even here.
Samuel Diaz
Except the small town BBQ shack was world famous, people came far and wide all the way from China, to have it and now they're all confused as to why it's a fucking vegan place
Easton Nguyen
>Not stop caring after Disney bought Lucasfilms
you are retarded and deserve that disappointing. fuck off
Dylan Rodriguez
Yeah the Jedi do love the sith. Star Wars is about disregarding the materiel world and fear and blind hatered and anger (wraith) to become a better person. The Rebels wage guerilla warfare and kill billions and the Jedi have been waging a war against the Sith for thousands of years because they believed in something. In the last Jedi “we need to get rid of the Jedi so the sith will stop attacking” is like saying “we need to get rid of whites so non whites stop attacking.” Star Wars is about heroes journey, conflict, and disregarding surface level emotions for a better cause.
Christian Gutierrez
It's even simpler if you just consider Star Wars a great trilogy of movies that was big in the 80s that has had a shit ton of merchandise come out for it all the time because people can't let it go. Some of it good, most of it bad, none of it very strongly related to the real movies except the one movie that was made as a remake.
Camden Lewis
of course it's dead, I think the speed has shocked many.
Xavier Richardson
Dude, the original trilogy was basically "band of characters fights space nazis". The stuff you're talking about is window dressing.
Evan Baker
They are Jow Forums made flesh.
Isaiah Johnson
I think you are mistaking form for message. Lucas used the form of old pulp fiction to tell a story about love fighting against hate. also pulp comics were historically a counter culture medium, one that embraced fags and diversity.
Kevin Jones
They could have at least let the guys in charge of Marvel do it. I mean, I know marvel has their own issues, and all of Hollywood is royally cucked anyways, but at least in marvel, you can kinda overlook the propo and just enjoy the movie. SW and it's current leadership will not allow you to overlook their shit and they actually don't want you to enjoy it. It was another moment for them to preach to us about their virtue signalling bullshit.
I gave JJ Abrams a chance due to the first Star Trek reboot.
>Really went back to the cavalier themes of the OG Star Trek >Kirk a player, everyone else pretty cool as it should be
Then the SJW shit started creeping in
>let's make Sulu gay over objections of even takei >Spock/Uhura romance (didn't actually bother me so much but in the overall context)
Then SW:FA and I gave it a chance but seeing the ridiculous Mary Sue-ism of whatsherface repairing and piloting the Falcon in minutes and winning all the duels, and the unceremonious way they just dropped Solo into a gorge I knew we were well and irrevocably done.
Seeing the way they shit all over Luke in SW:LJ (I didn't touch it just spoilered myself saw through clips and reviews) just confirmed it along with Admiral Tumblr and their stronk womyn writer. Seriously how did you miss all this? The new owners just blatantly despise white men and could give fuck one about canon. It's all the worst things that SJW propaganda attempted to do to video games during Gamergate (and they are still out there circling in the B tier indies like fat purple haired buzzards) waiting for their chance to fuck up more properties. (See POE 2).
Do NOT pay for this shit anymore, only by all properties crashing will it ever stop. I instantly read all the spoilers I can find now while avoiding clickbait too if I feel like reconfirming how shit everything is now.
They named the robot L33t dude and made it a feminist. If I had been reading this in 1985 I would think it was a Cracked parody or something, it's like they intentionally want to make it shit but they're leftists and JJ Abrams is addicted to virtue signalling right there in the center of Jewywood so here we are and here we will stay until numales stop forking over gobs of cash to be told how hated they are in many subtle ways.
Carson Bell
>Old Star Wars had a pretty standard theme it had niggers in it, it had muh stronk indepandint womynz, it had the whole "space hippie commies fight teh ebil fascist dictator" shit and a fucking green gnome high on mushrooms who can't speak proper English, and you tell me I should like it?
STAR WARS WAS ALWAYS BLUE PILLED AS FUCK YOU INFINITE MORONS
jesus christ nu pol
Benjamin Young
I think you're imparting a message to a series of largely unplanned plot twists executed by different creators, for which one man (who never allowed gays in a thousand pieces of media while he owned the property well into the 21st Century) took the credit. Also, I think you're subconsciously considering the prequels to be relevant, rather than spinoff merchandise.
Noah Ross
Nice blog faggot
Angel Butler
>lando's a fag now
Those dirty mother fuckers.
I'm supposed to believe that Billy Dee Williams was a fudge packer?
I didn't miss any of that, I was just stupidly hoping that it would get better instead of worse.
Nolan Campbell
Blacks are pissed
Benjamin Smith
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Joseph Powell
>I'm supposed to believe that Billy Dee Williams was a fudge packer?
Exactly. This is the straw that broke it for me.
Michael Hall
(((Pedowood))) hasn't gotten much money from me in the last 5 years. If this trend continues, viewership will drop off and less people will be able to afford tickets when it's 25 bucks to keep up to date on the newest SJW "blockbuster" tutorial. When I have children, they're not allowed to watch Jewish cinema.
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Well get cured and watch this Panacea for your mind!!! >God loves you You are not worthless Goyim Shit you are loved and appreciated and waiting for you to come home
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Star wars has always been pozzed. The Sith are clearly the good guys, but are portrayed as evil. The Sith are the far right fighting for law and order, and also taking care of their people. Literally national socialists. >b-b-but muh blown up planet of innocents! A planet full of sex traffickers, rapists, and drug dealers. It was a haven of hardcore criminals.
Meanwhile, the Jedi who are portrayed as the objectively good guys are nothing but cultists using terrorist acts to destroy the government. They are a literal cult working outside the government trying to set their own illegal laws and courts (basically shariah law). They force people to give up the emotions and not have love (destruction of the nuclear family) and kidnap babies to raise in the cult. It's not a coincidence that this just so happened to be one of the few Scifi franchises to go mainstream.
Gavin Howard
What's really funny is they're trying to focus on the Chinese market.
This is a big reason movies have become 90% special effects with just small little clipped dialogues. I have been watching big ticket Chinese movies (some of the Monkey King stuff is pretty good) and outsized special effects are definitely what they like, plus I'm sure it cuts down on costs when they don't have to translate a big speech about the Force or whatever.
The hilariousness comes in when they will try to sell a movie like Black Panther to Chinese who hate blacks more than Jow Forums. They already edited the black stormtrooper out of all the promotionals over there lol.
Next up we'll start seeing armies of left "human rights" bitches and journos trying to soften China up on this score so the left bloc can make more money through Jewywood and getting nowhere. I hope Hollywood suffers an economic collapse so we can start over maybe.
Eli Morales
This is accurate
Christian Long
Just waiting on that Kotor adaptation.
Jason King
Does anybody know if Porg is going to be in the new movie?
The nigger is famous for some “fuck drumpf n fuck whypeopoh” song.
Parker Bell
Fpbp
Leo Taylor
Seems like a place ripe for trolling.
Andrew Rogers
>sure, just rape my culture, it's fine
Dominic Ortiz
We’re going to see a lot more nogs in MAGA hats
Julian Nelson
OP, why did you even go see this one? You had to have known. There should have been no doubt left in your mind after The Last Jedi that Disney is intent on ruining Star Wars.
You're fucking lieing! Oh who am I kidding, no you aren't.
Alexander Fisher
>implying star wars was ever our culture It being pushed on us doesn't make it our culture.
Aiden Walker
I stopped taking that series seriously after the third film.
This is leftism all over. EG with the economy Mr undeclared leftist claims if "Republicans are moving their lips they are lying" and yet he provides stuff all evidence to back his claim. youtube.com/watch?v=_fbCkJ7fGNE
Just accept OP, leftist's do shit all research into a subject even making films, they skim the surface and then declare themselves experts.
Charles Sanchez
>Mfw haven't even been bothered to pirate any of the new shit, just looked some spoilers instead. This franchise was dead the moment they announced the new movies. It was always going to be a virtue signaling cash grab. The only even relatively good thing to come out of Star Wars during the last decade is the cartoon series.
I keep watching just to see what parts of the EU they're going to assbang to oblivion. Disney pls stahp
Juan Sanders
But it is.
Not all culture is opera and symphony music.
Alexander Gonzalez
I like westerns now desu. They can have Star Wars, Star Trek and superheroes, but you can't keep a good old boy down. There are literally hundreds of great westerns that they can't take away from us.
