Put down that fork, it’s Ramadan

It's pretty much a non issue in Lebanon if you feel like eating when there's muslims around you you just eat. Retarded basedboy niggers should stop pandering to cry babies and their little demands

Turn on the heat, listen to cooking shows, get food scented air fresheners.

I knew a mexican chick who became muslim, two days into ramadan she said "fuck this Im eating, its between me & alla when I die"

Foods that smell very good ( preferably pork )

food that smells really good

It is not even a good fast. I eat like that at least once a week just because thats what my body wants. Want a real fast tell those niggers to go the whole month with no food.

It doesn't work. They have loopholes which allow them to eat when traveling

brb, making some pork sammies

I find them not eating as offensive. They need to pick up a fork or GTFO. Hell, they could even do both!

I'm going to put a sleeve of peanuts in my pocket just in case I run into any jihadis then

I assume this is merely an etiquette guild for situations in which a non-muslim puts himself in the company of muslims in a private setting. It should not be thought of as a demand by muslims to have others abide by their customs in public.

Food scented air fresheners would do the trick. No air cooling isn't possible since I carry children, I don't want to put them in danger.
I could buy the children some food when I make pauses.
Damn, forgot that. But he's quite dumb, he didn't even read the Quran and he barely speaks Arab. Not sure he even knows about the Hadiths.

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I do intermient fasting because I enjoy new age faggotry. I don't baaw when people eat around me or ask me to lunch.

Plus they do this as a sacrifice. Their God would appreciate their additional suffering if he were real.

the bill of rights faggot

>No
>Source

Awesome blog post m8

You're already putting the children in danger by having a Muslim in the vehicle

100% bullshit.

My Muslim dad gets annoyed if I insist on not eating in front of him, and will all-but-force me to grab a snack or coffee.

Time to post food on muslims twatter accounts, everyone go and send the caliph of london some pictures of food

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This is why multiculturalism is a lie and a failure, on many levels.

>not calling for ham and bacon pizzas for the local muslims

We must show our support and tolerance of our dusky friends.

>unwraps triple bacon cheeseburger

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>I find telling me when to eat offensive.

> flag

lmao

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Post bacon to imam twitter accounts.

Where did you find that shit?

I mean say what you will about Muslims, they're pretty shitty, but I never heard of one getting angry at non-Muslims for eating during Islamic fasting times.

He's actually a good guy and a reliable coworker. He's not even Arab, but Kabyle BTW. He just does ramadan and doesn't eat pork. I'm trying to open his eyes for 2 months.

What’s new age about intermittent fasting?

Don't you drop them off at the police station or jail?

>please, achmed, tell me when I may eat my meal
>flying a cuck flag
The keks are heartier over here, mate.

just did it, everyone do it now and the first thing he does when he wakes up tomorrow he will see loads of food on his twatter

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A friend of mine (white) grew up in Kuwait in a compound because her dad worked for an oil company. She said he loved to BBQ during Ramadan to make them suffer for the lulz. Based dad.

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I thought nu Jow Forums loved Islam now because they hate Jews.

Kek

Naturally, a British website
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ramadan-2018-annoying-fasting-questions-muslims-islam-a8353766.html

>I thought

Stop it, you're embarrassing yourself.

This bait. No Muslim in North America feels this way, this is fake or sjws pushing this shit

Why is Jow Forums against fasting?

You know Jebus fasted for 40 days huh? How many of you fags fast on lent?

>No Muslim in North America feels this way

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Fuck you. If you don't like it, leave. I'll eat when I want to.

Nah, that's Neo-Jow Forums

Nu-Jow Forums hates Islam because Trump loves Jews.

Pork is a pretty low-tier meat unless you hunted that hog yourself

Jihad is offensive to me so I guess they will just have to get over it.

> I'm holding my breath right now so don't dare breathe in my presence

>muh based mudshits would never say this
Sure thing, schlomo

push him out of the moving car.

Good thing I have no Muslim friends because they are garbage.

>muh beer
Enjoy those phytoestrogens. Hops contains a phytoestrogen called 8-PN which is FIFTY times more potent than the main phytoestrogen in onions, genistein.

Apple cider master race.

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More like ramavann right lads

would be a shame if this were to become a trend

I will worry about offending Muslims once Muslims worry about offending me.

LINK, (You) REPLY BAITING FAGGOT

Kek, I do that at any store where there’s a Halal meat stand.

or this.

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thereligionofpeace.com/pages/articles/opinion-polls.aspx

The thing that you guys don't seem to understand about Ramadan is that if a Muslim is forced by any circumstance to eat while fasting it is completely Halal and the only caveat is that the Muslim has to make up before the day of fasting that he missed later. You guys, by making Muslims break their fast, are not really accomplishing anything.

>independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ramadan-2018-annoying-fasting-questions-muslims-islam-a8353766.html

#FoodIsRude

Muslim asleep in front of me from the 3,000 Calories he had for breakfast. I'm supposed to give up my lunch.

suck mah diiiiiick

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> forced by any circumstance to eat while fasting

I'm not sure yielding to temptation counts as "being forced"

oh boy

i hope muslims start demanding their coworkers to not eat around them

i hope britfags go hungry and start finally decking these sandniggers in the face and waking up to the reality they live in, once muhammad is 8 inches deep in his ass after he goes to prison for standing up for his country

What's so great about halal meat? I heard it's he only meat that people I inject acid into before serving.

>pulled pork grinder
>wasting pulled pork by putting it between bread
pleb

user, Satan is very real

fasting is a religious thing because it makes you fucking hallucinate from starvation

all kinds of religious practices make you hallucinate

christians also would pray and breathe shallow breaths for hours, and whip themselves, and muslims still whip themselves, with blades even

in islam it is

it's a fake satanic pseudo religion designed to ruin mankind

Cider is expensive though, they only make it for hipsters. At least the dry stuff that's actually cider and not apple juice for sluts that want to get drunk.

I. Fucking. Love. Barbecue

It made sense at the time. To keep your group of murderous bandits in line and following you it works pretty good.

Dont be a dork, bin that pork !

I heard they inject e coli to make it taste like home (halal).

>but I never heard of one getting angry at non-Muslims for eating during Islamic fasting times.
They fucking kill over it

fuck yourself
ill pay your jizz tax. all over your mothers face

underrated

Cider is literally the cheapest alcohol in Europe.

>muslims being offended
WOW STOP THE FUCKING PRESS !!!!111!

I've been out of the loop for awhile. Can someone explain to me why the mods put a word filter on 'onions'?

Isn't that the default team that you join when you become a police?

There are cheap ciders here like I said but they're really bad and very sweet.

I was too busy eating pussy and forgot.

It was getting spammed everywhere to a ridiculous extent. It got wordfiltered to onions because people were also memeing that onions raise testosterone and trying to get people to eat them raw. There still might be an onion general lingering in Jow Forums.

I think OP made this image and wants to meme it so that people become racially aware.

Its literally illegal to hatw islam.in england?.

this. real dry cider is really, really expensive in the US.

>intermittent fasting is new age faggotry
u w0t m8?

You're both being binary faggots. You don't have to like either one.

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Ciders are good every once in awhile, but I don't like getting drunk on sugary stuff. It makes for a bad stomach. I like stouts myself. No hops.

Ooh, I'll be sure to eat on the bus tomorrow. Might take the bus JUST to eat on it. What aromatic foods should I try?

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Nothing. Don't even bother asking. Just eat in front of them. Go out of your way to do it for fun.

I would eat a fucking bacon and pork butt sandwich on beer bread and wash it down with a beer while watching porn in front of a fasting raghead if I could

Onions have estrogen?

Wut