/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - >TFW NO DOM MOMMY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>CovFEfe 5/17/18
youtu.be/1qsRU7C_Gp0
>Pres Trump Bilat Meeting w/NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/Cd0DVegcnbQ
>Pres Trump meets NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/UoBviIK1t6w
>Meeting of President's NSTAC members 5/17/18
youtu.be/Ai2DyEnxBHw
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445716-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
youtu.be/sy4mTsWBeYo
>SoS Pompeo on PEPFAR 15th Anniversary 5/17/18
youtu.be/N_tdWpmZPgU
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Intl Peace 5/17/18
youtu.be/0EUJbM1cQ2Q
>FCC/FTC Chairs @Senate on Budget 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445704-1/
>SBAdmin McMahon @Natl Press Club 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445333-1/
>NIHDir Collins @Senate on Budget 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445683-1/
>TSA Officials @House airport wait times 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445684-1/
>ActingSSCom Berryhill @House on SSN 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445705-1/
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana) 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445748-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 5/17/18
youtu.be/UJ2lqPLgYms
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 5/17/18
youtu.be/pIzKDmfVHLk
>WH Video: Sheriff Christianson 5/17/18
youtu.be/uLkR-Ih6uxQ
>DefDep Video: Bombers 5/17/18
youtu.be/0xuqVPc3XUQ
>Rudy Giuliani on F&F 5/17/18
youtu.be/R3c4kfKQ4DI
>Pres Trump Hosts Last Patriots left in CA 5/16/18
youtu.be/VMsiYUjta-s

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MAGA

I bet /ptg/ can single handily own any of these "news anchors" on these final exams

It hurts!

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>BREAKING: From the Strzok/Page texts: ‘The White House is running this’

>On the afternoon of August 5, Strzok and Page engaged in a tense conversation which involved an imminent meeting with “agency people” — an apparent reference to the CIA. Strzok suggested that, for the new case, they should conduct Monday, Wednesday, and Friday morning meetings “with [REDACTED]” just “like we did with mye” — Mid Year Exam, the Clinton probe.

>Finally, after some back-and-forth over who should be invited to a major meeting about the new case, a meeting was held. In the aftermath, at about 4:30 p.m., Strzok and Page had the following exchange:

>Strzok: And hi. Went well, best we could have expected. Other than [REDACTED] quote: “the White House is running this.” My answer, “well, maybe for you they are.” And of course, I was planning on telling this guy, thanks for coming, we’ve got an hour, but with Bill [Priestap] there, I’ve got no control….

>Page: Yeah, whatever (re the WH comment). We’ve got the emails that say otherwise.

>It would be interesting to know what is in the emails that apparently clarify how the Obama administration divided responsibility for running the Trump-Russia investigation. Just like it would be interesting to know what is behind all the many redactions in these texts about how and why the Trump-Russia investigation got started.

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Anyone wanna bet on how much kills the next mass shooter gets? 15+ pls

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DRONE SNOWDEN

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AWOO AWOO AWOO

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GORE THREAD TIME!

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>Spy GILF is based

THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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>新しい! 新しい! 新しい!
This means make white babies, right?

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Yeah, sure.

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I still love covfefe more than anything else. Am I a bad person ptg?

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I want to cum inside her. If you know what I mean.

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It'll be another piss-poor liberal who only kills a child and ignites a nationwide purge of anyone in the country to the left of Pinochet.

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Like to ball gag dat

>freaking out over normal procedures
ofc they won't tell you, then the pedo might figure it out

yes, kys

IMPEACH TRUMP NOW
I AM NOW A CRUZMISSILE

IT'S PRONOUNCED CAW-FEEF
NOT CAW-FEFEE

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You have the one where a guy shot a light skinned nog right on his forehead and his body was all twitching and stuff? It was during the say on like a bike path.

Messy, but quick. Better than a lot of these poor fuckers get.

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>Clip isn't even over yet
>BZZT
>Yes, Jow Forums
>IT'S THE JEWS
This is why none of us can go on television

!!!
OBAMA WHITE HOUSE IMPLICATED

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? are you a retard?
It's not their business either whether law enforcement wants to follow up on some random neet shit poster posting LEGAL underage nudes

modglow confirmed

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As long as all those people werent US citizens then I don’t care

Gina will never feed my butt

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reminder

awoo

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Snowden's a fag.

What did Q mean by this?

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>ball gag
god tier fetish

Melania caught giving Donald a blowjob on the second floor of the west wing, sources familiar with the matter say.

>a nationwide purge of anyone in the country to the left of Pinochet
What a beautiful place it would be.

Fucking kill yourself nigger, eat shit.

if you speak any other languages other than english, it was always cov-feh-feh
especially with the arabic context some people gave it at the time

>boomershit

Shut up kike.

There are multiple signs of equity strength going on below the surface of the major indexes, which could be a signal that the recent uptrend in stocks is justified and could continue.

One positive signal looks at the ratio of rising stocks on the New York Stock Exchange to the number of falling ones over time. Paul Schatz, the president of Heritage Capital, referred to this as.>“the one indicator that’s 90% accurate” for forecasting moves.

Currently, the NYSE’s advance/decline line is at an all-time high, as seen in the following graphic from StockCharts

When the major stock market indices make new highs but the NYSE A/D Line does not, that’s where bulls should begin to worry,” he wrote, adding that “the exact opposite is happening,” which he said was “typically a good sign for further strength in stocks over the medium-term.”.

marketwatch.com/story/an-indicator-thats-90-accurate-suggests-hidden-strength-in-the-stock-market-2018-05-11

"What did barack obama know and when did barack obama know it"
t. Mark Levin on Hannity @ 8:30pm et

How to spot the new shill tactics:

>Are they claiming the US is an Israeli puppet?
>Are they claiming Trump is an Israeli puppet?
>Are they promoting how great Islam and Hamas are because they BTFO Jews?
>Are they promoting how great the EU is because they BTFO Jews?
>Are they mostly using European proxies
>Are they calling every single American a mutt?

This is the new shill tactic: They are using the Jew meme against us in order to turn us against Trump. They are coordinating from I believe two subreddits

That's a fucking moth.

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>milf will never sqeeze out milk onto your asshole then lick

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May someone please update this and add more illegals in the back seat. Also include American Flag and bright colors, and replace with Trump. Thank you

>A
>FUCKING
>MOTH

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Who here thinks SNL is fresh and relevant to today's hot political topics? ...Show hands..now!
*everyone raises hands*
Well you're all wrong, SNL is out of touch elitist liberal propaganda that epitomizes the decay of the United States and It's poorly conceived jokes and use of porn stars further discredits any integrity the left still had.

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but what if he gets boomers to name the jew?

>LEGAL underage nudes

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Sorry Kristin

;_;

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Ah its going to be fun if Obama’s shoes get muddied by all this. The media will be hysterical in defending him.

>I see skies of blue, clouds of white
>Peppered by commies going for their last flight
>And I think to myself
>What a Wonderful World.

>not covfefe

WRONG

It could be as simple as this. Taking something designed to be 'ambiguously perceived', flooding it into the normiesphere via sock puppets, and watching the dynamics of how "teams" form. Still, seems like there has to be a deeper element than just a high-school-tier sociology experiment. Both the dress and the yanny got blasted everywhere simultaneously, that takes at least a TLA or higher influence to pull off. What makes this worth the bother?

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Nothing you're saying is of any consequence or coherence and these things aren't memes. None of this is new.

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larp
But the answer is mass shooting

>appearance of an "angel"
>it does not warn him to not be afraid
That's a demon.

Comey lied to his memoir re Gen. Flynn:

(p. 253) "On Jan 24 (2017), I dispatched 2 agents to White House to interview Flynn. He lied to the agents"

(declassified HPSCI interview March 2, 2017) "They saw nothing that indicated to them that he knew he was lying to them"

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I’m glad Trump settled how to pronounce covfefe

Trump is lying to you idiots about border and immigration because he knows you're all so fucking stupid and desperate. Illegal crossings & catch and release are WAY UP under Trump. And the rinos are going to jam visa increases and daca amnesty through before summer.

...and meanwhile Jared just got a multi-billion bailout from Qatar

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Stop indulging larpshit with continuing this horseshit here. If you want to play dumb games then go to 8gag with the other idiots and do it there.

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>LEGAL underage nudes

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angels dun look like that

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fallen angel

Yanny hearers are objectively wrong.

Feels good being Laurel master race.

IT'S COVE-FEEF
COV-FE-FE IS ABSOLUTELY WRONG
I BET TRUMP SAYS MAYMAY TOO
I AM OFFICIALLY OFF THE TRAIN THIS IS FAR WORSE THAN THE EMPTY AIRFIELD

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thats a big moth

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I post what I want

don't forget no wall now, no wall ever. he doesn't give a fuck.

oy vey how antisemitic

Rectal feeding is the most based form of torture

It will be a group of peaceful refugees in Europe, they will get 25+, more if they use some explosives as well.

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SNL lost it's credibility when it went full anti-white. So about 2014.
>Written by Jews
>Cast is 90% white
>Every skit pairs a clueless white person with a smooth black person/hollering Leslie Jones.

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ayyy
>Antifa Bike Lock Prof May Face 11 Years in Prison
youtube.com/watch?v=C_V9jTfAoTQ
>top notch citizen journalism from Jow Forums
lolwut

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time to arrest every parent in the country for having pictures of their kids playing in the bathtub ?

DEAR TRUMP STAFF READING THESE BOARDS

PLEASE MAKE TRUMP GO TO SINGAPORE EVEN IF KIM JONG UN DECLINES TO GO, HAVE HIM TAKE A TOUR AND MAKE SOME DEALS, SAY IF KIM IS MAN ENOUGH HE'LL GET HIS ASS OVER HERE TO REPORTERS

THIS WILL WIN REPUBLICANS 2018 GUARANTEED PEOPLE WILL THINK ITS THE MOST BADASS THING A RECENT PRESIDENT HAS EVER DONE

PLEASE CONSIDER IT

THIS HAS BEEN CAPSBRO

Chinks, Venezuelans and Russians rigging our elections, I don't know bros, I think it's time to kill them all and have freedom in this world.

What will Tucker's special announcment be?

But the use of these have skyrocketed in recent weeks

>caw

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demon is the same literal thing

i allways liked co feef

see this is what I'm saying --There is going to be a massive false flag operation coming and we all know what the recent favorite tends to be. We have to get in front of this RIGHT NOW

>Kenny: Hey Vic! I hear The Captain is quite the ladies many
>Vic: Well, who wouldn't want him? He smart, successful, and good looking!
>Kenny: Yeah, those retirement homes chicks can't get enough of him

AWOOVEMENT!

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I agree I though it was cove-feef

>not when they thought they became politically powerful by mocking palin endlessly

(You) are correct. There was a big discussion of Biblical angels here before Christmas. They start with that message for good reason- angels are terrifying.

I can't make you exercise common sense and not be cancer but I can insist that you're a fucking pest for doing that shit. They have a containment zone for the cancer you seem to want to post.

Well no shit, it's almost like there are current events which would exacerbate such posting.

unless kim nukes singapore

>i make my enemies tell the truth

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HOW ARE THEY LEGAL WHEN YOU CAN SEE FROM THE THUMBNAILS KIDS ENGAGED IN SEX ACTS?