/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MAKE ANIME REAL EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>CovFEfe 5/17/18
youtu.be/1qsRU7C_Gp0
>Pres Trump Bilat Meeting w/NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/Cd0DVegcnbQ
>Pres Trump meets NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/UoBviIK1t6w
>Meeting of President's NSTAC members 5/17/18
youtu.be/Ai2DyEnxBHw
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445716-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
youtu.be/sy4mTsWBeYo
>SoS Pompeo on PEPFAR 15th Anniversary 5/17/18
youtu.be/N_tdWpmZPgU
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Intl Peace 5/17/18
youtu.be/0EUJbM1cQ2Q
>FCC/FTC Chairs @Senate on Budget 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445704-1/
>SBAdmin McMahon @Natl Press Club 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445333-1/
>NIHDir Collins @Senate on Budget 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445683-1/
>TSA Officials @House airport wait times 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445684-1/
>ActingSSCom Berryhill @House on SSN 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445705-1/
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana) 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445748-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 5/17/18
youtu.be/UJ2lqPLgYms
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 5/17/18
youtu.be/pIzKDmfVHLk
>WH Video: Sheriff Christianson 5/17/18
youtu.be/uLkR-Ih6uxQ
>DefDep Video: Bombers 5/17/18
youtu.be/0xuqVPc3XUQ
>Rudy Giuliani on F&F 5/17/18
youtu.be/R3c4kfKQ4DI
>Pres Trump Hosts Last Patriots left in CA 5/16/18
youtu.be/VMsiYUjta-s

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MAGA

BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT.

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>people unironically think a minority-white America will be a better america
this must be a legit mental illness right? no one could possibly believe this normally?

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>BREAKING: From the Strzok/Page texts: ‘The White House is running this’

>On the afternoon of August 5, Strzok and Page engaged in a tense conversation which involved an imminent meeting with “agency people” — an apparent reference to the CIA. Strzok suggested that, for the new case, they should conduct Monday, Wednesday, and Friday morning meetings “with [REDACTED]” just “like we did with mye” — Mid Year Exam, the Clinton probe.

>Finally, after some back-and-forth over who should be invited to a major meeting about the new case, a meeting was held. In the aftermath, at about 4:30 p.m., Strzok and Page had the following exchange:

>Strzok: And hi. Went well, best we could have expected. Other than [REDACTED] quote: “the White House is running this.” My answer, “well, maybe for you they are.” And of course, I was planning on telling this guy, thanks for coming, we’ve got an hour, but with Bill [Priestap] there, I’ve got no control….

>Page: Yeah, whatever (re the WH comment). We’ve got the emails that say otherwise.

>It would be interesting to know what is in the emails that apparently clarify how the Obama administration divided responsibility for running the Trump-Russia investigation. Just like it would be interesting to know what is behind all the many redactions in these texts about how and why the Trump-Russia investigation got started.

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snowden is a traitor

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PSA: it is y'all, not yall. That is all.

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Are we staying comfy tonight frens?

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Daily reminder it's "Cohv Fay Fay" and if you pronounce it any other way your retarded.

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>literal mind control victims

So tell me Jow Forums apart from shitposting on the internet. Have you actually done something to help Trump during the midterms?

I don't know something like volunteering? donating?

I'll do my part by voting

Names you're tired of seeing. I'll start:

Avenatti

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Jewish and their more explosive cousins do.

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yes we are, fren!

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>ANIMALS

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>VIA 9GAG
THIS JUST IN, YOU'RE A FAGGOT NIGGER

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Yeah, it has been ok.

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Some other nigger must bake

OP is dead

new baker needed

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Sorry. I had to step away because of reasons.
I can take back over.

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Nope, but hillcountry area yea.

The only people who fucking say howdy are fratbois and sorority thots at A&M and the way they say it is so unironic it comes off ironic. If anything, it was them that made it so damn cringy.

All I see is the gleam of the star of Texas in my eye.

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I can do a couple

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I'm still focused on the dress/yanny thing. Who was [REDACTED] and how does Bill Pr*estap play into this?

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Quick rundown, China edition

ate 4 burgers for dinner.
GO AMERICA!!!

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I need to add to my Sara folder

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Nah, fren has it back:
Go ahead

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I'm a conscientious objector to this whole lauren and hardy thing. I haven't heard the sound clip and I intend to avoid doing so as much as possible. I'm not taking part in this psyop.

Glad the president feels the same way!

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i wanna put a baby in her

Cuv feef

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Also, stay away from smart speakers.

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What a dreamboat

>saving the thumbnail

ok

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when I hear "stormy", I cringe. they are going to look back at this and be so embarrassed. and if they don't, they should.

The way it just bursts into flames gets me every time

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Just finished watching Deadpool 2, did I miss anything since 7pm?

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This reminds me. I made continuous eye contact with another person for the first time without my skin crawling. She was a chink with soulless bug eyes. Chinese have no souls confirmed?

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The man has been an anti-american and anti-white traitor since 1971. Of course wapo and bezos love him best.

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Libs have no self-awareness

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>Hannity playing the Stones

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The fuck, is this a California poll? Wtf is with the active military numbers?

>watching capeshit
Just horrible

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MAGA

youtube.com/watch?v=1Y9nulcg3Yw

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Wanna jazz dance pricks?

They might have, but not the ones that post here, they need to be a reminder of what kind of people must be genocided

The time you filled with Deadpool 2

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They tried to spy on Jow Forums WoW operations

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was it as good as the first one?

MAGA

Who's the dude with the flag in the gramp's house stream?

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i want California to secede so Trump can invade them and kill all of them

>we have Rudy upcoming tonight on Hanity
>talks really fast about the same old shit for 20 minutes

How do so many people watch this

Why is Rudy on TV again tonight guys?
Wouldnt it be better if he would take a break and watch how all is coming down?
I just dont want him to say stupid things again.
I hope Hannity doesnt ask bad questions again!

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>Drumpf announcing he'll cut tax payer funds to Planned Parenthood tomorrow
JUST

Unironically this.

You got me

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you missed the chance to not waste money

Practice eye contact. Looking down when you talk to someone is almost as bad as a limp handshake.
Build up your tolerance by staring cashiers and waiters dead in the eyes while ordering. Eventually you'll learn to relax and speak normally as you do this. Together we CAN overcome autism, user.

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Kys

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oh no this is surely the end of dumprf

Bad plan

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dementia

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>ywn be the modern Sherman, leading your armies to the Pacific, burning down Hollywood on the way.

What is this from? Looks so familiar, can't place it.

Your capeshit hollyjew movies suck ass

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yeah, you're probably wondering why I just wasted 90 minutes of my life with that nonsense

will Seattle's head tax wake people up in Washington?

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BAWW GAWD
LINDA MCMAHON HAS A HAMMER IN THE PRESS CLUB

SHE'S GONNA KILL 'EM JR!

FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD SOMEBODY STOP THE MATCH

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RUDY ON RIGHT NOW
youtu.be/bK6ZiR1Z0DI

It actually was, I was pleasantly surprised.
Although it goes for more sympathetic moments than the first one, they're quick to brush it aside for more jokes.
If you liked the first, you'll like/laugh at this.

>stahp

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Never say never

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Boku no Diane

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nice job

hahahahahaa

WE SHOULD BAN ABORTIONS FOR WHITES
Those dirty racists deserve it!

it's almost time...

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