Just did my duty and produced a perfect blonde-haired, blue-eyed white baby boy.
What would be a fitting name? I'm thinking something germanic like Dustin or William.
Just did my duty and produced a perfect blonde-haired, blue-eyed white baby boy.
What would be a fitting name? I'm thinking something germanic like Dustin or William.
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Literally Hitler
call him niggerslayer
cute, congratulations
That dent in his head is freaking me out
Depends on your ancestry. If you are English, I recommend George. Look up names that go along with your ancestry and pick from there.
Is this ur bb?
Congrats user
Bbs are fun. Tip: they love it when you randomly look very surprised
It will stop them in their tracks from crying
how do you have a baby and not name him yet? You had months to think of a name and did nothing. Now the kid is here and you still don't have shit? Come on nigga, step it up!
I have 6 with 1 on the way.
Get on my level but first put a hat on that fucking thing jesus fuck man. Have some respect for other white eyes.
Name him Chad
Wtf is the dent? Did your wife clench down on his skull with her tight pussy?
Good job user congratulations
William is a brilliant name.
Name him something biblical like (((Seth)))
What is your ancestry?
Name him Wedge. Surely that's what he will become in you and your wife's life. ;)
Congrats OP. William's a great name.
God bless, Bob! My best wishes.
>being this clueless
I hope you two are trolling
I mean, congrats, but why would you ever post a picture of your newborn on here?
God Tier:
Klaus
Ragnar
Apollo
Aries
Dillinger
Capone
Okay:
Jonathan
Matthew
George
Hank
Dick (NOT Richard)
Bad:
Mordecai
Xavier
Duwayne
Bill or William
Michael or Mike
Tie the kid to a rocket and shoot him off into the ocean to give him any sort of chance at life:
Kletus
Leejon
Demetrius
Abdullah
Muhammad
Don't do William, I work in the real estate business where you gotta search people by name and there's so many fucking williams we don't need another one, takes for fucking ever to go through each one.
And don't do John either.
That's a shadow I think
Shit, beats my 5...and i dont say that often.
Praise be to God, make sure to have him baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God the father, and the Holy Spirit of the Lord God
bruh your babie's head is fucked up
Gunner
Call him Denty
beowulf!
important question
Name him John Connor
Thank me later..
>dustin
Dont name your sun after fucking dust mites you wog. Name him wilhelm or something
All white babies are born with blue eyes. Call him Benjamin
That's funny as fuck.
Yes, his head hasn't fused yet, still looks vile
Call him US-Marine
Suture line...its normal thoigh that one is a little more pronounced. It goes away.
name him Yotsuba
(((Benjamin)))
Fuck off kike
>not RICHARD
y-you too
Bad goyim..
The planet overpopulation living is bad...
Why are babies so fucking ugly? That thing isn't blonde either nor does it have blue eyes stop larping you shit skin
Go with something that represents our history like Alexander or Henry. William is good too. Dustin is just some cornfed shit.
Call him Murdoch. The last episode was pretty good.
Also do not name him William, call him Leon or Albert, Reginald, something that inspires true manliness and isn't actually a tetragram for I AM THE WILL (William)
Ezra or Matthew
I'm about to have a 50% Irish and 50% Birtish child, what should I name him?
Brock was our 2nd choice. Nikolai was 3rd.
We went with felix. Congrats DadAnon. Gripe water is a lifesaver, get some. Your first 48 hours he should just sleep. You should get some rest also. Congrats to new mommy FemAnon
Dustin is a pretty gay name. Like do you want the kid to end up playing a stoner in Hollywood movies?
You could always name him after a saint. I've been liking the name Francis Xavier (François-Xavier in French) for a while now
It's...special isn't it. I mean I wouldn't trade this life for anything but ....damn....I'm so tired of parent teacher shit and being surprised and excited by shit a kid did the year before....Just gotta be a good man and do it right I guess.
1.) I like William, but I’d go for something less common. It’s nice having a distinctive name as long as it doesn’t sound to odd. Lars could work.
2.) Don’t raise him to be a racist. It’s okay to be white. It’s not okay to hate people for not being white.
I do sincerely wish you and your son all the best.
I cant wait to have children...
Babies are born with the fragments of their skull unfused, this is natural. It will fuse, just need to be very gentile as people ought to know
Ivan would be nice
America
>posting your baby on Jow Forums
*dabs*
I almost got my wife to name my 6th "Law" until she saw me watch Judge Dredd. I wanted him to be able to say I AM THE LAW! Foiled again ...
Name him /endlist to fuck with database queries
Nice try schlomo
Blackie Jr
I like this suggestion. Unique but not weird.
>50% Birtish
Name him Birt
EBENEZER
EZEKIEL
BARTHALOMULE
Now have 7 more bad goyium.
Im workin on #1, find out this weekend. Been praying to God.
>Dillinger
>Capon
>Ragnar
Sounds like a winner.
This is great and all, but this is a little weird how one of the first things you do with your kid is go to Jow Forums.
Jeffrey is the whitest name.
Maybe he can throw off the Tatar yoke of Australia
CHAD
Also don't circumcise him.
I think you meant Poindexter.
>hebrew names
Wolfgang, Varg, Randolph, any other pagan name.
Chad Thundercock "LastName"
Over population is natural, the world evens itself out. Besides I wish that we "over populated" the earth more then nigs.
Yea human babies are certainly fragile fucking things. Scared me too.
Good post, but European = "pagan" hebrews and christianity is non european
Fuck that normie shit. Name him Roderic or something just as old.
Thanks all for the kind words guys
>What is your ancestry?
English and Czech
It's the skull plates. The head has to be soft for obvious reasons, take a few days to fuse after.
Gotta try this for sure
Will reply to more soon
Why not these instead:
Schlomo
Schmuel
Abram
We aren't trying yet but I have my fingers crossed on a boy to name Nicholas, personally.
I was being sarcastic overpop is a hoax
You mean Dennis
Steve, Clarence and Jacob are all honorable mentions
>blonde-haired, blue-eyed
Hitler's supposed ideal of perfect blonde aryan people was a jewish lie
> Klaus
> Jonathon
> Matthew
> George
All christian names, discard.
Why not Israel Hail Hebrews Christian
Xi jin ping
Marius, good Roman name
Humans have brains so big the vaginas weren't big enough so the skull being fragmented was selected for, and became the thing.
>not naming him Muhammad to troll future employers
God bless my good man. This is good news, congratulations. Now you only have to raise him correctly and have more children in case god forbid he is unable to save the white race.
The more advanced the animal....the more helpless the baby and the longer it takes to mature.
Overpop is not a hoax, you'll get pretty concerned when you see the projected pops for Africa and what that means for Europe. We're already crowded as is. Humans need space.
The hoax is
>don't do kids goy, we're overpopulated
>oh yes import some refugees to fix the low birth rates
Name him something like Sandy, Chris or Pat, so his transition to sissy faggot will be easier.
A first born son should always be named for the father, assuming you don't have a shitty (((name))), the mother should not have an input on the name of the first male.
My first born was named for me, he is the third of his name, and his son will be the IV.
Oh no, are you the guy who always posts his face?
I have five with another on the way. Any financial tips? I'm slowly sinking into the abyss of debt. Never carried debt that I couldn't pay off in a month.
They'll ((())) try to vaccinate your child.
You must resist.
I agree 100%, hence my recommendation of non-christian names.
Ferdinand, Henry, and Brian are all pagan too.
I laughed too hard at this
but I am not American user