Welcome to the world, little one. Your name is Zelda. Let me show you the video game console where we got your name from.
Welcome to the world, little one. Your name is Zelda...
S O Y B O Y
L I F E ST Y L E
when do i meet my based black step-dad?
fucking based
meme magic is not a joke
Why are you making me start life on the second quest you weirdo.
Hi dad let me show you the 357 I bought with my first paycheck from Mcdonald's.
"D-did you just assume my gender?"
Well, it's not an open-mouth smile. But something's off about it. It's not a NATURAL smile. I feel like he's lying to me with his face. Is he trying to feed me s. o. y.? Something seems a little off. Why is a grown man wearing a comic-book shirt? Very suspicious.
Man, Fallout 5 is really going for dystopian this time
I laughed.
fucking stop it OP
quality thread
Why do s`o`y boys even like nintendo?
He's likely a sexual predator.
My triforce tattoo really means something to me
The ultimate söyböy tattoo. That and the Harry Potter snake thing
OOGA BOOGA DADA
>these are the kinds of white people breeding the most now
we're fucked
I doubt the cuck would get to name his wifes black son
We have to do something to make white men masculine again
No they aren't.
Ocarina of Time is one of the greatest games of all time.
More like Johnny the part time oxy dealer who knocks up the 711 cashier he went to high school with.
Made me laugh OP
I hate so᠌yboys
That baby should have been given a name from an old jewish book, not some game.
oof
>Ocarina of Time
agree
I feel like this can't be accurate. White fertility rate is like 1.7 overall. Doesn't add up
why do they look this way witht he beard
in this case, the meme came after the reality of onions. we simply made up a word to call this class of men.
What a disgrace, also fuck these gay ass threads
Imagine if he listens to trap music
look honey, i made this
its you
so᠌yboy
Its his eyebrows that make the smile look "off" to me.
Crazy Si-Oc reincarnation fanfiction where youre born into a nightmare cringe leftist family
Baby panics, grasping behind herself trying to find the womb she came out of so she can claw her way back in and die. She instead finds her moms dick. No escape.
Kek
This guy tells me my Adidas tracksuit is an unsightly display of corporate branding. Fuck this guy.
no, not the actual you, but I love you just the same!
>tfw watching the nintendo ad with robin williams and his daughter zelda
when your dad is robin williams
FUCK!!!! NO HONOR NO GOOD ENGLISH NAME!!! AAAAAAHHHH NO LINEAGE FROM WHICH TO NAME YOUR CHILDREN!!! DEGENERATE!!! ONIONS!!!
lol mad fag
kek
fuck sargoy of cuckad
the sooner you stop playing video games and the sooner you find a job and a gf, the better it fucking is in order to escape the horrors of life.
basedboy faggots are deep in the shitter.