>''That'll be £19.99 for the porn pass.''

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>porn is degenerate jewish tricks
>porn is a form of freedom of expression

choose one

So, you've only been exclusively masturbating to white women, how do you explain this? Are you a racist? You'll have mandatory ebony masturbation from here on out.

Your country is literally built on hedonism and violence, you have no avenue here.

Wonky afternoon bruv
Lemme see thath porn pass of yours
Ya did pay fo it now didn't yuo? otherwise ye gonna ave to come with me down to da station fo a cup of tea with a taste of jail

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Whaddup white boy want to watch some porn? Tell your little sister to come by later

I'm so happy to see you fall, you lesson giving, tea drinkin, cricket playing paki

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yours aswell
Pornhub could literally declare itself as a state and it will be strong enough to stand on its own

>tfw started really getting into tan latino and south east asian shemales

Someone pls help me stop being a faggot. I swear irl I've always been into girls but since I've exhausted everything from my previous fetishes (macrophilia, femdom) the taboo of this one makes it hot.

How do I stop?

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>providing identification and money for porn
>in [current_year]

top skoobadoop

inb4 bongs saying this is to prevent degeneracy.

pornhub (MindGeek) is run out of luxembourg and canada

Kek. This looks legit.

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OI!

Where's your wanking license?

Do you want to buy a wank card from us?

>broke
>last 19.99 in my bank account
>forced to choose between porn or a bottle of Jack Daniels

why is life so cruel?

Hi Pajeet, may a have that… card to show vagene and shit

>bottle of whiskey for 19.99
damn, it goes for $36 here

your alcohol is most expensive and highly taxed in world. I did a spit-take in stockholm when they charged me for 2 beers.

I don't even know what macrofelia is but if you're into femdom and shemales then you're already broken. You should have just stuck to normal porn, you've gone off the deep end at this point.

Your mistake was going to sweden. Come to finland and go to a grocery store and enjoy beer at cheaper prices than the uk.

Giantess shit. I was never just into normal porn though i've been fapping to shit like pic related since middle school. Never involved penises though until recently.

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Shit dude, I can get a bottle for $16, $12 if it isn't a big name company.

It's ridiculous how much they charge you
one shot that is 4cl goes for something like $11
Most beers goes from around $6-10

I'll take a Smooth Mint Extra Gum with that porn pass, Al Rashid.

For fucks sake, bongs...you're making the Islamic world look free. Oi lad...put down ur knob and show me your license.

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Yeah, the government bans all forms of monopolies except the one that they have on alcohol
It works I guess but it fucking sucks

Can't they accelerate the Brexit process? I want to get rid of these smug bastats.

pls help

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a 6-pack of beer costs around $20 here

Does anyone even look at British porn?

God damn I hate sovietbolaget so fucking much. It fucking sucks.

You stop. This is what porn does to you user. It takes you along. You start at one point, but after awhile you need something new/more to get the same reaction. A bit like drugs.

Except this is a drug that you have far to easy and constant access to. One that you are using to create conditioned responses in yourself with.

YER CANNED AVE NY PUSSY IF YA DON'T BEAT YER MEAT

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