What does Jow Forums like in a girl

>abandons everything to prioritize warmth
>including a hat
what retard drew this

my wife is that type but also traditional

Right every single time
But at the same time it's probably best that I don't really find a gf/spouse since there might be some things in my future career that wouldn't exactly be beneficial for them to care about. Me or work-wise.

>STOP LIKING ANIME
>he says on Jow Forums.org, an anime imageboard
>>Jow Forumseddit

Mate this isn't r/t_d

>File
imagine being this autistic

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that is not the image I posted. hate it when that happens

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I want a nice colonial girl with short shorts and an FAL

if you don't pick right there is no hope for you

just don't be white

hey user what wn terrorist group are you joining? :)

You abandoned Rhodesia in their hour of need Nigel. Those girls don't exist anymore.

This is too gay

yeah okay, don't like anime then leave.

>What does Jow Forums like in a girl
Young girls are naturally more desirable than older women. It's simple biology. Men who disagree do so simply to comply with societal norms. It's sad, really.
To explain, let me list some of the traits that men typically look for in the perfect girl.

The perfect girl
>is small
>is cute
>is pure
>is impressionable
>is soft
>is naive
>is innocent but has a natural curiosity for lewd things
>smells good (faint milk/crayon/fruit smell)
>will always look up to you
>will listen to you
>will trust you
>is interested in your hobbies
>doesn't care only about money
>likes to watch you play video games
>will let you teach her all kinds of things
>likes to cuddle with you
>has perfect skin without blemishes

As you can see, all of those exclusively apply to younger girls. Also, they tend to have a slightly higher body temperature, which feels great when cuddling.

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>Terrorist group
M8 there's a damn high chance I'm going to be doing things within the forces that'll put me in danger on the regular; not good for a wife
Sorry but a profile for me is wasting your time

Left or right, niggers

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I don't understand how the one on the right is supposed to look "not innocent"

The Anti-Defecation League :)

The kind that can break through my shell. That's what my mother was for my father and they were happy until her death. They had 6 kids.

>stop not having aspergers

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What does Jow Forums like in a girl
My cock...

>smells good
okay
>faint crayon smell
I-i'm calling the police.

girls I can bully

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right

It's a post like this that makes me realize how far gone as a society we are in the west.

2D or 3D?

right

>Not the third option
>using its tail

right
mix of both, I like to feel needed but I like to also feel cared for
right
bit of both again, I like people who can abandon tradition and expectation in order to enjoy life but I also like people who can still enjoy themselves without complaint while putting up with shit.

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Dumb /u/shitter

Digital girls are perfect

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right

no u

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>What does Jow Forums like in a girl

muh dick

Not sure. Who would Kurt Eichenwald choose?

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right, but i'd want her to just be her self.

this

Kraut poster best poster
HEIL HITLER

oh hohoho you are so funny, fucking underage virgin faggot GTFO my board

something with tentacles, obviously

how are those teeth treating you?