Kimmel Breakdown

Sets himself on fire

check’d au flambé

Quick rundown? Non Bog version..

He'll magically grow back the penis he cut off.

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"Accidentally" shits his pants.
The other suggestions are too extreme.
This is legitimately the next step.

rolling

Kimmel gets out an AR-15 from behind his desk and just magdumps into the audience.

Obama's not around, somebody has to cry for us and somebody has to hype us up for when the black panther takes all the academy awards next year.

His going to suggest shooting up the NRA and that anyone that supports the NRA is a evil person. I can't wait for it to backfire

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Literal parade on the backs of dead children

Sends me all his money

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he moves to israel

Come to his senses, replace the fake backdrop with an image of the constitution, and spend a week hosting different NRA members and replacing skits with gun safety lessons.

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Fucks himself to death with a plunger

lets see if the cuck actually does it

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Kids in Texas died, so he doesn't benefit from virtue signaling as hard.

we have a winrar!!!

AW SHIT NIGGERS

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His best ratings of all time.

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Kek!

School shooting.

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Take childrens as hostages in a school and threaten to kill them unless people give up their guns.

rolling

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cutting wrists to lincoln park, shitting at same time.

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Kimmel goes bonkers! Attacks TRUMP Tower in NYC

plz

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Jimmy swears off cock in his mouth for 12 hours. Takes sleeping pills. Wakes up with cock in his mouth.

I can't wait to see it

CONFIRMED

he gets carted out in a wheelchair with a blanket over his legs and he just sits there like one of those old people that are too tired and depressed to move

Self-immolates during opening monologue.

Damn quick winrar

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Ratings skyrocket.

“Dramatic ironic twist brings in entirely new audience. Kimmel shoots to the top.”

Heat strips on camera and removes his gentials with wire saw
>pic related

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checked and keked

He should shoot a mexican on live TV "You want this REPUBLICANS?!"

Kimmel is forced to tell actual jokes without just stating his political opinions with a smug look on his face

Oh fuck

NEXT DECIDES HOW THE SPIC GOES
>NEXT DECIDES HOW THE SPIC GOES
NEXT DECIDES HOW THE SPIC GOES
>NEXT DECIDES HOW THE SPIC GOES
NEXT DECIDES HOW THE SPIC GOES
>NEXT DECIDES HOW THE SPIC GOES
NEXT DECIDES HOW THE SPIC GOES
>NEXT DECIDES HOW THE SPIC GOES

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i'll take it

Hunger strike until second ammendment is repealed.
Daily weigh ins.

This

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there it is

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R. Budd Cryer

does ausfags browse Jow Forums?

Holy fuck I laughed

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screams and trashes his set

whats the bet when cameras stop rolling and the live audience isn't watching his fake tears all go away

Kimmel breaks down and begins endorsing the shooter in an attempt to get kids to arm up in order to protect their selves from the shooter

>hong kong
Jimmy an heros himself during a livestream with another celebrity before the end of the summer.

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so progressive making fun of a fat mexican who can barely speak english for being a fat mexican who barely speaks english

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Set himself on fire in protest , chekum

underrated

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Looooool

At least it’s a good post

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Rolling...for self-immolation.

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Came here for this. ReRollll

"Symbolically" shoot kids live on TV

What time kimmel on and where can I stream it?

Is Bill Maher live or taped the same day or is it prerecorded? I'm curious to see his reaction also. I looked it up to make sure his show was "in season" and his guest his evan mcmuffin, the egghead from Utah who ran against trump

Laugh my dick off

Trips says he will begin to cry in his opening monologue but then he will spontaneously combust

11:35 eastern on abc. they should both have a reaction

Suicide. Jump against Trump!

live taping sometime earlier in the day. he'll talk about but they wont make the whole show about it.

Shits the stage, then suicide live on air

Kimmel admits on air that he has raped and sexually abused countless women over his life.

Sometimes

Begins to bring up the JQ

Kills himself on national television.

He'll say he's going to shoot Trump

The kike writers and producers are out of ideas, thus this thread.

Chokes on fried chicken.

please

rants about white niggers on stage

He cuts off his penis and ballsack live in front of the studio audience as a protest against toxic masculinity.

The figurative becoming the literal.

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rolling

Guillermo is based, he can stay.

human pinata

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Talk about all the satanic rituals he does behind close doors

bretty gud

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kek did he cry again or is this from last time

Science Bob kills him live on air.

This
>ITS DE YOOS, YIMMY
>DE YOOOOOS

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