KILAUEA VOLCANO GENERAL-/kvg/ PINEAPPLE PRAISE EDITION!

ARE YOU READY FOR THE HULACOAST!
A brief history of the 1924 eruption
>volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/geo_hist_1924_halemaumau.html

Animation of worst(best) case scenario
>youtube.com/watch?v=VvMUJKFjAiA&feature=youtu.be&t=197

LIVESTREAMS: (should all be liv unless marked otherwise)
dashboards
>youtube.com/watch?v=sOPR2k8ROcg
>youtube.com/watch?v=L67mvS7g5Mc
Fissures
>/civilbeat/videos/1952011784831540/ (add faceberg to this)
>youtube.com/watch?v=SEcLitBiGhY (also civilbeat)
>youtube.com/watch?v=cAZKIDok3gg (archive)
>youtube.com/watch?v=71zoPY56NM4 (napping)
>youtube.com/watch?v=-9PcgTQDJSc (/pineystream/ archive)
>livestormchasing.com/stream/Brandon.Clement (/pineystream/ /ded/)
Quake watch
>youtube.com/watch?v=-hC9bhSHInA
directory of all observatory webcams (most /ded/)
>hvo.wr.usgs.gov/cams/

UPDATES:
Running updates
>volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/status.html (USGS: main site, many external links)
>nps.gov/havo/planyourvisit/lava2.htm (NPS: national park updates)
>hawaiicounty.gov/active-alerts (Hawaii emergency alerts)
News on the caldera
> archive.is/BgO7E (BIVN: changes in caldera floor, satellite images)
News on the Geothermal plant
>archive.is/C37ao (zerohedge: NG whistleblower about danger)
>archive.is/mYh2i (CBS: growing concerns about kike geothermal plant)

Earthquakes
>earthquake3d.com/
>volcanoes.usgs.gov/observatories/hvo/hvo_earthquakes.html

Past threads:

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Other urls found in this thread:

redbubble.com/people/bfireking/works/31809090-piney-can-into-spess
redbubble.com/people/bfireking/works/31803335-kilauea-meme-shirt
youtube.com/watch?v=pNnLCdsc11g
youtube.com/watch?v=SEcLitBiGhY
youtube.com/watch?v=K5jvUXij7nU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Notable events of the past few days includes, but is not limited to:
>lava lake has drained below the surface, pressure within the magma chamber rising
>level of the magma chamber is currently unknown
>steam pressure is currently building in the chamber, similar to the 1924 eruption
>Large steam explosion on the 17th, probably caused by the rain unrelated to pressure buildup
>massive and rapid expansion of the summit vent over the past days
>large series of small earthquakes over the past days
>currently 22 fissures open, not all active
>active lava flow at fissure 17
>Kike-owned extraction geothermal plant in area, unconfirmed reports of possible catastrophic failure within 48 hours
>current status of alert is red warning, major event imminent
>intense autism storm is brewing

GeoAutists playground:
>seismo.berkeley.edu/blog/2018/05/07/a-slow-emergency-and-a-sudden-slump.html
>volcanoes.usgs.gov/vsc/file_mngr/file-180/PreliminaryAnalysisOfCurrentExplosionHazardsSummitKilauea_May8_2018.pdf
>pubs.usgs.gov/ds/2006/171/data/cruise-reports/2001/html/24.htm
>volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/extra/hazards.pdf
>drgeorgepc.com/VolcanoHawaiiKilaueaInstab.html
>yyy.rsmas.miami.edu/users/famelung/Publications_files/LinAmelung_Kilauea_Geology_2014.pdf

Kike's geothermal plant
>archive.is/WYbDB
>wikipedia.org/wiki/Ormat_Technologies
>news.ucsc.edu/2013/07/geothermal-earthquakes.html
>catalog.data.gov/dataset/microearthquake-studies-at-the-salton-sea-geothermal-field
>archive.is/C37ao (zerohedge: NG whistleblower about danger)
>archive.is/mYh2i (CBS: growing concerns about kike geothermal plant)

MUSIC:
THREAD THEME PLAYLIST:
>youtube.com/watch?v=vXe48Yiyyyg&list=PLAbsDRKQvbS78YrXPh4jSSMR9vnkAMhCY
/COMFY/ VOLCANO PLAYLIST
Currently empty post songs to add

/wsg/ thread:

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death

ancient threads

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I WANNA FUCK PEPELE

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I WANNA FUCK PELEPE

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PINEAPPLE SACRIFICE HAS BEEN COMPLETED!
PUSH PUSH PUSH!
HIGH ENERGY POSTING!

Piney, oh Piney, I thank thee for your sacrifice. May you grow tall in heaven.

Why not both?

damn concecutive posts

Bump for slump.

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BASED

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BASED

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Push it to the top!

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My sacrifice worked guys. Praise kek I am free of Curse!

I sure do love surfing.

Kek is Unstoppable!

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Last reminder that piney has merch now
redbubble.com/people/bfireking/works/31809090-piney-can-into-spess
redbubble.com/people/bfireking/works/31803335-kilauea-meme-shirt
Will make more upon request and if someone provides images

also
Honolulu Civil Beat stream is the best one i've seen so far, this is great

Bump the slump

Fissure on Civil Beat stream getting worst. Lot's of lava and very fluid.

PINEY IS OUR SALVATION

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>GIGATSUNAMI
GIGATSUNAMI
>GIGATSUNAMI
GIGATSUNAMI
>GIGATSUNAMI
GIGATSUNAMI

Full POWER ! !

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>2012

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEXPLODE!

youtube.com/watch?v=pNnLCdsc11g

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Higatsunami

>The lofty pine is oftenest shaken by the winds; High towers fall with a heavier crash; And the lightning strikes the highest mountain.
Horace

your funny, i like you.

>archive.is/C37ao
does anyone have a photo of the NG whistleblower? why the fuck doesnt the archive have the image saved??

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youtube.com/watch?v=SEcLitBiGhY

Good live stream.

I've not been able to follow the kvg threads because of work. Who is this Piney tree?

>Remember, the storm is a good opportunity for the pine and the cypress to show their strength and their stability.
Ho Chi Minh

Whats the big deal its just lava dude

was it the pineapple or the hot sauce testicle delayed reaction?

ATTENTION TO ALL PEOPLE WHO ARE CURSED BY KEK FOR BEING OFF BY 1.
PERFORM A RITUAL TONIGHT TO BE FREED FROM THE CURSE.

so whats expected to happen next? i remember a couole of dyas ago everyone was sying the magma will go down and then fill up with dirt and rocks and the pressure would bulld up and explode, didnt an explosion already occur?

this gave me a giggle, m8

>To me a lush carpet of pine needles or spongy grass is more welcome than the most luxurious Persian rug.
Helen Keller
that's fucking hilarious, how did she say that?

pineapple

HULACOAST FUCKING WHEN

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praise praise praise praise

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webms here:

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Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it.
Henry David Thoreau

YOU SHALL PERFORM A SACRIFICE OF A FRUIT, ON THIS VERY NIGHT.
PRAISE KEK!

Praise KEK

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Checked and cool

(observed)
Whats with the chicken feet?

I'll sacrifice my cum to their mouths

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Praise him indeed!

thanks and checked

Praise!

For the rooster

does this count?

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fuck, ok guess thats what im doing tonight

Lets get our numbers going boys.
These threads have been crazy and mother nature isnt controlled by the kikes.
Happening 10/10.
Its coming.

Can someone explain to me why the trees are not catching fire despite being in a lava lake.

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Checked.
Praise pele.

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lakes are wet dude

they are burning from the inside and slowly falling apart.

Tree stronk

>Few are altogether deaf to the preaching of pine trees. Their sermons on the mountains go to our hearts . . .
John Muir

AND YOU SHALL TOO PERFORM A SACRIFICE THIS EVENING

Local news is finally getting back to normal. So more fissures are probably incoming.

the one that finally fell burst into flames when it got horizontal
the moisture in the tree stops it from flaming out
in a short lived lava flow, the tree trunk is preserved
sounds sappy, but its true

ARIZONA BAY NOW!

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>There is a higher law affecting our relation to pines as well as to men. A pine cut down, a dead pine, is no more a pine than a dead human carcass is a man.
Henry David Thoreau

But did you sacrifice the pineapple to Moloch?

Use the chaotic and dark energy from the school shooting today and let us worship kek and pele.

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Vegas shores.

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all shall either burn or drown one pineapple filled with personal belongings for a energy boost

>Las Vegas becomes a beach destination like Florida

>
Then something Tookish woke up inside him, and he wished to go and see the great mountains, and hear the pine-trees and the waterfalls, and explore the caves, and wear a sword instead of a walking-stick.
J. R. R. Tolkien

Can i just throw a lime in the trash instead?
That all seems like alot of work

you have to do it the ceremonial way for it to affect anything.

I just sacrificed a ham and pineapple pizza to get this slump dumped. Bump it!

stream theme

youtube.com/watch?v=K5jvUXij7nU

>sappy

B U M P THE S L U M P

We need to find a solution to our digit problem guys. It real does seem like we have been cursed.
Any suggestions?

Nothing will happen

Getting rid of your nametag?

>sounds sappy

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Sacrifice your identity user. Give yourself to anonymity and join the meme energy collective. No need to namefag

see

PRAISE THE RETURN OF OUR GOD

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done

Locals attempt to sacrifice car to volcano.

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Throw a lime in the trash

TIKI TIKI TIKI

This. We should worship as a group of believers, not under a namefag telling us what ceremonial rites to perform

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Oh shit, you really gave it up. Based brah

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