/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - WE ARE REACHING RETARDATION LEVELS NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>CovFEfe 5/17/18
youtu.be/1qsRU7C_Gp0
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/Jared @Prison Reform Summit 5/18/18
youtu.be/Yzk7ZhWPPfo
>VP Pence @America 1st event in IN 5/18/18
youtu.be/elF1jj-iuoY
>DHSSec Nielsen on Immigration Policy 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445804-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Dutch FM Blok 5/18/18
youtu.be/7SHt_v8Kiho
>HHSDep Awards Ceremony 5/18/18
youtu.be/5Va2ES6iK68
>NECDir Kudlow on Trade w/China 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445827-1/
>AsstAG Gore @House on 2020 Census Progress 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445756-1/
>PressSec Sarah talks to press 5/18/18
youtu.be/XXcz566gzes
>This Week @State 5/18/18
youtu.be/m4QMMoJ7s30
>IntDep Video: Happy Armed Forces day 5/18/18
youtu.be/nC-rC8UMyAY
>StateDep Video: Natl Police Week 5/18/18
youtu.be/viEoYWAuJww
>WH Video: Prison Reform Summit 5/18/18
youtu.be/_c-lGCbEFZk
>Giuliani on Hannity 5/17/18
youtu.be/gBu5HCl0T8M
>Pres Trump Bilat Meeting w/NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/Cd0DVegcnbQ
>Pres Trump meets NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/UoBviIK1t6w
>Meeting of President's NSTAC members 5/17/18
youtu.be/Ai2DyEnxBHw
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445716-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
youtu.be/sy4mTsWBeYo

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BRAp

YOU TOOK TO LONG TO BAKE YOU'RE LUCKY I'M SO NICE AND REFRESHED THE CATALOG LIKE 5 TIMES

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AWOOOOOOO

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I'm not done yet. I saved this one for last.

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Niggers

*too

Dolores is an all time great. Get comfy any enjoy

youtu.be/EVXng3sSxLE

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THANKS FOR BAKING

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get the fuck in this thread. Bots trying to distract from deep state false flag shooting.

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THIS IS JUST ONE-OFF BAKE
NEW OP STILL NEEDED

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As cool as crossfire hurricane sounds, I think I'm going to get sick of it like "dossier" by the time this is over

>can't be both
I told you about underestimating full retard

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the real reason women are harping on enforced monogamy is they are married to the state which forces incels to pay for roasties lifestyles by proxy

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You may recognize him from Dancing Bear videos
Why did he do it?

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that pic. god damn theyre fucking brainwashed to a degree that shouldnt be possible.

wtf I'm fine with restricting rights now

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changing 302s is a crime seth

>but seriously, what will they be like?

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BREAKING:

A Pobeda Boeing 737 reported to have 170 people on board has landed in Moscow with only one working engine. The plane had to turn around mid-flight en route to the Russian city of Astrakhan after its right engine failed.

The plane took off from Vnukovo at 7:15am local time (4:15 GMT) and started losing altitude and speed less than an hour later. It descended by 2,000 meters in 20 minutes, according to Flightaware.

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If our intel agency was worth a damn it would be called niggernado so that even if it leaked, news reporters would have trouble reporting on it, and people would have trouble talking about it in public.

was he wearing his bear suit? was his cock exposed? Then how would I recognize him?! fuck off!

>man goes on rant and shoots at building
usually it's drugs/alcohol/etc.

i don't even know who Seth Abramson is but i want to bash his fucking face in for telling one of the most unconvincing lies i've ever heard. I know who Strzok is, and there is ZERO chance he was doing anything to protect trump.

wtf I want guns fucking out of America now

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Awoo.

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too drunk, i'll probably go to bed soon

Makes you wonder why the DNC didn't let the beloved and trusted FBI examine their "hacked" server. They sure hate when they get snooped on.

>Strzok was secretly protecting Trump from the operation to investigate Trump that was also really to protect Trump but there are unrelated rogue agents that are totally different guys who are actually to blame for the protective wiretapping of Trump

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STOP POSTING ABOUT NIGGERS AND NIGGER LOVERS
NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE KEK KINGDOM AND THE NIGGERS

What's the best way to give that volcano some energy so it can destroy California? Am I doing it right?

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So:

Trump did not only beat:
The democratic establishment
The republican establishment
The bushes
The clintons
Obama
Nevertrump faggots
libtards and feminists
niggers
spics
every foreign world leader
voter fraud
every celebrity on the planet
"scientists"
jews
sandniggers
every late night talk show host

But also the FBI AND the CIA?
Damn

>left preaches sex education
>ridicules you when you ask questions

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Just one aye?

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>bill gates is making the rounds being a faggot
cool story, but why?

drumpf wtf are you doing we need pp

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Strzoks hate filled texts railing against Trump were just his was of mentally compensating for protecting Trump.

>robots and ai free white people from working jobs that said technology can replace
>whites have a ton more free time
>whites start having big families again
>white race saved?

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kek, Dancing bear is bachelorette party porn tho

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>2 passenger planes disabled in midair within one day

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WHY IS HE NERVOUS?!?

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>when you’re so powerful you force the inquisition meant to take you down pretend they were your servants
How does he do it lads

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and dont forget for comedic relief: rosie.

omfg blumpf you thought they were the same? haha FEG!

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+ 3 shootings in the us

Go be a degenerate someplace else.

Gates is jealous he didnt become president.

Think how pissed other billionaires are about it.

Wow so that's the face of the resistance.

>Exposing our crimes is a felony

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All of those exist though

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Faggots gonna be gay user

wtf is HPV? first time I've heard of it.

the US is still shattered into thousands of mini states called districts there was no way to subvert enough of them but by god did they try

Hmm would be quite the scandal if Halper was texting democrat senators too.

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Really gets the noggin joggin. Who would want to sabotage Boeing and who would want gun control.

The shit that gives men cancer when they eat out women
Why eating out women is a bad idea in general

Kek

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definitely not pizza or Ukrainian hooker related.

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The two possibly-sabotaged planes is a much bigger deal tbqhfam. Who was on these flights??

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CIAniggers been busy

The only way to have food with marxism is by hzving a magical glove that grants your wishes

Did everyone make sure to watch the NEW Primitive Technology video?
youtu.be/JgQ-07VgJuY

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Genetal warts, also an STD

>Identifying the FBI source the FBI specifically leaked to the NTY and WaPo ahead of an IG report as damage control could be a crime
>Number of leaks prosecuted against FBI leakers since 2016: 0
I wouldn't worry too much.

It's a kind of STI. Can cause cancer. You usually get an injection for it in high school. Maybe you guys don't, I don't know.

I think he’s a closet fag, something about him. Also senator swallowell too

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>Why eating out women is a bad idea in general
fag detected

Can you not detect sarcasm faggot?

/real huwhite hours/?

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These morons act like Trump was being 'protected' by not having Crossfire Hurricane exposed. But the FBI and DOJ are the ones who'd be hurt by Crossfire being exposed because there was no basis for it. These fucking people are so stupid.

>Californian detected.

Passenger log:
-Seth Richenstein
-Samuel Hydekovski

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>animal

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Swalwell is an insufferable cunt.

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>tfw u don't know if u ever got an hpv shot

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I'm an Oregonian in Washington.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE RUSSIANS GAVE BLUMPF EMAILS WE HEARD IT AT THE BAR

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Same difference user.

This tweet has aged well

You'll never believe what I heard the other day. Get this. Some indian guy wrote an article about spy stuff. You know, like cia kinda talk. And wouldn't you know it, his opinion WAS SHIT.

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LOOK AT THAT DATE

Human Papilloma Virus. It's the reason women get pap smears, so they don't get cervical cancer. It can present as warts, and men carry it as well. If it gets in a man's throat, he could get throat cancer, so maybe don't suck too much dirty dick. Here's an unrelated photo of Micheal Douglas.

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ohh no no no!

>fag
>not infected already
wat.

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sure why not

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Wow, user called it.

NO, I'm from the desert, not the faggy 1/3 of Oregon.

Oh no the Russians willing to come before congress suddenly cant appear because ded.

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We timelinepostan?

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Better abstain entirely, just to be sure.

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Soon all shall be revealed

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>Aryans
>white

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So the ny daily news was always a shitpost

>primitive
>uses modern pants
kek that's actually nice

do you have al ink to the google doc with this?