/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LEFTIST MENTAL GYMNASTICS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>CovFEfe 5/17/18
youtu.be/1qsRU7C_Gp0
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/Jared @Prison Reform Summit 5/18/18
youtu.be/Yzk7ZhWPPfo
>VP Pence @America 1st event in IN 5/18/18
youtu.be/elF1jj-iuoY
>DHSSec Nielsen on Immigration Policy 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445804-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Dutch FM Blok 5/18/18
youtu.be/7SHt_v8Kiho
>HHSDep Awards Ceremony 5/18/18
youtu.be/5Va2ES6iK68
>NECDir Kudlow on Trade w/China 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445827-1/
>AsstAG Gore @House on 2020 Census Progress 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445756-1/
>PressSec Sarah talks to press 5/18/18
youtu.be/XXcz566gzes
>This Week @State 5/18/18
youtu.be/m4QMMoJ7s30
>IntDep Video: Happy Armed Forces day 5/18/18
youtu.be/nC-rC8UMyAY
>StateDep Video: Natl Police Week 5/18/18
youtu.be/viEoYWAuJww
>WH Video: Prison Reform Summit 5/18/18
youtu.be/_c-lGCbEFZk
>Giuliani on Hannity 5/17/18
youtu.be/gBu5HCl0T8M
>Pres Trump Bilat Meeting w/NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/Cd0DVegcnbQ
>Pres Trump meets NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/UoBviIK1t6w
>Meeting of President's NSTAC members 5/17/18
youtu.be/Ai2DyEnxBHw
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445716-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
youtu.be/sy4mTsWBeYo

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ALWAYS AWOO FIRST~

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WHAT A BUFFOON

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oh

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Rebellion arc starts NOW

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>Brumpfies have absolutely no counter to this and secretly fears Mighty China

youtu.be/5tCMI0uKbBE

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Liddle Patrick is an anti-semetic commie

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>theory

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If you insist.

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SPICS GET FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What country has the worst housing laws?

/ptg/ at the beach!

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>Informant
>Spy
I thought they were the same thing?

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comfy

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GO

BACK

>Housing laws
kek, what? Whatever has less should be best and whichever has the most should be worst, I guess.

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Hahahaha you gonna cry hombre?

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Thats fucking awesome
Except for the fact that they received in state tuition at all at any point in time

I feel so sleepy. Let’s just take a nap.

Nice

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she was pretty thug in the clip

>I still remember the day I first heard At the Heart of Winter. That shit blew me away.
The opening is very memorable. Antarctica and Beyond The North Waves are also great tracks.

>Fuck I'm feeling old now. Those were the days when in Russia you could barely get any official albums so pretty much everything was on pirate labels/re-recorded tapes from someone.
Ha. The old days of underground metal.

Trump is a crafty merchant and we as American patriots have a duty to stop this manbaby from harming our allies, the environment and womens reproductive rights. Exiting the Paris climate accord, The multi partner Iran deal, Ending the job creating TPP, De-funding planned parenthood, tax cuts for the wealthy so fourth.

Face it. America first is racists first. Bigots first. And Putin first. A Morally true American president doesnt say both sides were bad in Charlottesville. Say things like Haitians are shitholers from a shitholer country. Grab womens genitals first and ask questions second("I just kiss", "You can do anything", "Grab em by the pussy") Calls Mexicans rapists and murders. Wants to build a racist wall on the southern border to block families fleeing from violence. And remember you all voted for him.

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Good job AZ courts!

Beautiful.

"Asha Rangappa"
Another 3rd world ingrate educated at our nation's flagship universities--for free bc poor 3rd world--to hate that very nation

The smaller the country (geographically), the more likely they have terrible housing laws.

Sarah is learning from the President.

But the point isn't just making calculations easier, it's to remove ambiguity and arbitrary conversions like inches/feet or ounces/pound. Almost all SI units are based off chemical properties of water (1 liter of water = 1 kg) so there's a logical relation between values that's easier to conceptualize. Not to mention that having 2 different units for the same property in use simultaneously is just asking for conversion errors (eg NASA).

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Explains the Brits then. I don't even want to think about Luxembourg.

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Event Schedule

Tue, May 29, 2018
Nashville, TN

07:00 pm (CST)

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Y'think the left realizes how rapidly they're escalating shit and how poorly things will go for them if it gets to the point of open violence?

>he calls that a beach
You landlocked statelets are pathetic

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There used to be a bootleg Russian label that issued a lot of good shit; everyone called them (and still call) "orange tapes" because of distinct marking on cassettes (see picrelated). I might actually still have some at home.

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All you niggers stop talking about the fucking dewey system. We just broke the fucking russia hoax!!!!!

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nice

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Don't they give you days off at shareblue?

thank God for our honest media,
thank God for honest CNN
From April 2017

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>this man claims to be only 22 years old

Oy Vey Goyim what a nut job. We have the 25th Amendment for this very reason.

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I'd vote for him a million times, shill faggot (i know you jus trollin my nigger)

>3k THB for a lay
Meh

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That's salt water. If I had a yacht here I could sail to Japan without passing through fresh water once.

True if big

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Is that a lot?

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AWOO

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best president ever

We're moving in the right direction.

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i wouldn't even pay three cents for a whore so yeah it's a lot

He didn’t even defund PP and I don’t get don’t you want more black and Hispanic people? That is like 61% if abortions right there

TRUMP RALLY

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Luxembourg is quiet well off, UK housing is inflated by little land used as a proportion of population in combination with a huge amount of foreign buyers and shitty building laws. Still not sure what you mean by housing laws.

>*of*

Flips go for 40-60 if you're white

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>fucked up with a ratchet tie down
Is there any way to remove this without cutting the strap? Also when's the next Trump rally?

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You realize the left is literally retarded right? You have these people who have spent 50 years shitting on all things military-related calling out for the military to support them in trying to take over the country. They unironically are so retarded they think calling white people, soldiers, gun owners "dumb inbred rednecks" isn't insulting or something, and then are confused when those "dumb inbred rednecks" don't support them.

But frankly it's a good thing- if it does reach the point of civil war they'll all be in their cities starving to death in a month while we'll be chilling comfy in the suburbs waiting them out.

STOP WHAT YOURE DOING

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Neat. What state if you dont mind divulging that info?
I was just being a dick and wanted an excuse to post my ex's thicc thighs

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You can pay 2k for a street whore easily, she's just pretty

zing!

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And now every kind of obscure underground band can be found on youtube. Times change like the wind.

Speaking of which, here's two fine black metal albums you might enjoy.

youtube.com/watch?v=im004pekphs
youtube.com/watch?v=9tlq_pQvnK4

ATTENTION: WE NEED A NEW BAKER!

OP WILL NO LONGER BE BAKING

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>HAHAHAHA lOOK AT DRUMPF china is just throwing america 400 gorillion in crumbs a year
drumpf believers...

PERSUADED

I can pick it up, thanks for baking

Why did the Air Force delete this great tweet?

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>Royal Wedding was this morning
>last weekend was mother's day

This is actually really good writing.

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Thanks for baking.

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Can someone give me a rundown on the Yanny, Laurel thing? Missed it.

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thanks for the heads-up, I will check them out. If you're looking for some good Russian black metal, I can recommend Second to Sun and Ultar.

"STOP LOOKING INTO THIS IT COULD JEOPARDIZE OUR SUPER SECRET INVESTIGATION WE SWEAR!!!!!"

>ends trade deficit
>makes peace with norks
>"but muh blue wave!"

The black man in his natural state

because they are cu-cks trying to please normies

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Some stupid astroturfed normie meme.

>3DPD royal wedding didn't get crashed like the 2D one did
it's not fair

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thanks

ATTENTION: THIS WORDS ON THE SCREEN HAS BAKING!

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Next weekend is Memorial Day

>insult americans
>confused when americans don't vote for you

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Mr. President please schedule an appointment with my office. I will determine If you are mentally fit to hold office.

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>BRRTS posters

>Why did the Air Force delete this great tweet?

Same day they put it up. The tweet caused a butthurt tornado on twatter.

>THIS WORDS ON THE SCREEN
I WILL DESTROY YOU

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Because PC politics infects everything.

>Next weekend is Memorial Day

>[spoiler] They lost their memories at the end of this episode

Whoa

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Remember back in March 2017 when the senate intel committee laughed and told us there was no way Trump was wiretapped
Then Warner got caught texting trying to talk to a fusion witness, the rest of the committee including Lubio covered for him?
Senate intel committee is not to be believed EVER

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Washington. It's a state park within a short drive of Seattle so there's no real risk of doxing.

As much as I dislike and distrust China and Chinese people, this is great news, especially for me locally. More trade with northeast Asia means more shipping through Puget Sound.

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He reminds me of Rick Wifeson
Really made me think

Please tell me what they are talking about though

>New evidence shows Trump collusion with China.

(((APE))) at it again.

I don't understand the mechanics of the problem. The ratchet release is unavailable somehow?

I can't believe Truman was a fucking Commie. As a native Missourian, I'm sorry, and I no longer find it odd that we've never sent another person to be President.

>apologising for insulting the taliban
I thought you were better than this