Brit/pol/ - THIIIIINNNGGS edition

>Sealed with a kiss: newlyweds Harry and Meghan delight Windsor crowds
feeds.reuters.com/~r/reuters/UKDomesticNews/~3/ouYnDrBM490/sealed-with-a-kiss-newlyweds-harry-and-meghan-delight-windsor-crowds-idUKKCN1IJ2VX

>Brexit WARNING: EU could REJECT May’s ‘backstop’ customs union plan
feedproxy.google.com/~r/daily-express-uk-news/~3/UIu9EkvZlrk/brexit-news-customs-union-backstop-ireland-border-theresa-may

>Famous faces celebrate Harry and Meghan's big day
news.sky.com/story/royal-wedding-famous-faces-celebrate-harry-and-meghans-big-day-11378246

>Queen gives Prince Harry the title Earl of Dumbarton
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-44180383

>South Wales Police bomb dogs' demand up with big events
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-43461155

>Royal wedding 2018: Harry becomes Baron Kilkeel
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-44181213

>Mitesh Patel charged with Jessica Patel murder in Middlesbrough
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-44180684

> St George's Chapel pictured ahead of Harry and Meghan's royal wedding
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5746935/PICTURED-Team-florists-getting-church-wedding-ready-stunning-floral-arrangements.html

>Police forced to shoot dog after owner tied her to lamppost and left her
metro.co.uk/2018/05/19/police-forced-shoot-dog-owner-tied-lamppost-left-7560988/

>When is Lee Selby vs Josh Warrington? Start time, ring walk, live stream, TV channel and undercard for huge IBF title fight
thesun.co.uk/sport/boxing/5786110/lee-selby-josh-warrington-get-tickets-tv-channel/

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He's like Pube in that here he is massively disliked virgin, but unlike Pube, his posts aren't part of some kind of constructed character.

Who am I talking about?

me?

i',m hated everywhere else so being hated here too would only add to the romance

which one were you?

i had 68 posts in the last thread and each on was worse than the last

Fifth Element just finished. Was very good and imaginative.

>each on was worse than the last
i won't argue with you there
>yes yes thank you very much for your help
what was that about
you brought up eastern real estate out of nowhere

i feel like this is a blackbelt talking to a yellow belt

Lulu

Smarties maximus? Is your colon so bold? Should lengths of digestive tract govern man's spirit I daresay a pound of sour nerds will climb briskly into my rectum.

First britpol thread I've made. No-one noticed the joke? I'm laughing my ass off here.

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im gay

calm down brian

LOOK AT THIS DOOD

OH NO NO NO *inhales*

AHAHAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA

no

calm down brian

>Jow Forums thinks that liam gallagher has enough brain cells to be involved in a fbi psyop
Oh for fucks's sake

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I ain't often right
but I've never been wrong
It seldom turns out the way
it does in the song
Once in a while
you get shown the light
in the strangest of places
if you look at it right

m.youtube.com/watch?v=OrIRE8Hzl7c

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lulu has been not a virgin now longer than
a virgin

don't put sour stuff in your bum

youtube.com/watch?v=AZa8jHi1nkk

No

we've all been in love once

Eh, youre alright anyway, you like VU

Eva Green in Casino Royale

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from an earlier thread...archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/172204122/#172213888
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Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

YOU CAN WALK MY PATH

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things cannoli get better?

Being in love just once was enough to warrant any hell
so
all God's angels beware,
all you judges beware,
and the dead too
i am not in the least bit afraid of eternity

explain please

when will the rebels apologise?

absolute banger, just about mastered it on guitar

Never

>VU
do i?
i'm not sure what it is?

better be soon

Well fuck you too then faggots I bet you watched the royal shitshow too.

YES SAY IT WITH ME NOW

THIIIIINNNGGS CANNOLI GET BETTER
THEY CANNOLI GET BETTER

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pay your taxes

Maximus! You scoop smarties with such fever, will you address the senate with this vigour when they demand our heads? If only your middle bloated with trepidation rather than the sugar coated choco beans of our destruction!

guitar is good for the mind
helps prevent dementia
aswell as learning a language
it's not foolproof though

see my last post

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we are converting your black people into royalists
how does it feel be reconquered by stealth?

youtube.com/watch?v=qvypQtn4bVc

It's a classic famalam

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stop dividing the movement

I like this post, it caused air to be drawn in and expelled from my nostrils

This high tory gang shite has gone on long enough, we need to do something about it, that scouse cunt masterbrew thinks the tories wouldn't throw him down a well

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playing on the racial divide and bringing the black folk back to the crown
>truly eternal

People pay taxes on "many sides".

How do I literally order a drink at this pub? I've been sitting here for 20 minutes and no one has taken my order.

its getting to the point where even i am finding myself attracted to e girls

if we cab find some mexican celeb to marry in to the next generation the job should be done

walk up next to the biggest cunt and when the bartender comes round say to the big cunt
'nah he was first'
then you'll get served next

go up to the wooden counter and ask the nice bloke for one my son

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhbyj8pqUao

countdown to the divorce, lads...

4 years?
digits confirm 4 years

Go to the bar.

>brit
treason is treason
>englishman
you teamed up with the french and out angloed us. well played but you're lucky britain was britain and not england.

this but tomorrow morning

>this is madness
No. This. Is. Sparties

youtube.com/watch?v=y82uMwGFfVI

Well bugger me, 4 it is

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Niggers in my country think they matter in yours now:

archive.li/w7GdA

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we could blag that they're descended from some portuguese noble.

setting off
wish me luck

i told you
4 years

i am the master of hollywood whores

So happy to see that the royal bloodline will finally resemble its prehistoric British heritage

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LIVE footage from the Primate of the Episcopalian Church's POWERFUL sermon today -
youtu.be/l6BzBntT_w8?t=35s

fuckin well sick show

royal marriages are always political.
kate was to show they'd marry a commoner. meghan showed they'd marry an american and they're well aware of which demographic they need to appeal to.

and then once we have the 56% with us we'll make them all say god save the queen
or king as it will probably be by then

aw shh

They're going to release a podcast about it tonight
so hopefully that will sort things out

but I think the high tory idea is that in this country, the whole alt right/ european nationalism thing doesn't work.
And branding as tory represents a new way of thinking about electoral politics, and working within the system to promote change
The conservatives are never going to go away

It's a novel solution

>portuguese noble

Or they just do what this guy did

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but she wasnt really a commoner

>hi di hi di hi

D I G I T S

youtube.com/watch?v=24Ys_lJDNHM

>How do I literally order a drink at this pub?

Like this lad youtube.com/watch?v=QyTV3joclGQ

>so hopefully that will sort things out
no
i can tell you now nothing will be adequately resolved
they'll be more farce
but but beyond that i'd just be guessing

how common are 5 digit palindromes?

forgot about this, all the people poisoined by the deadly nerve agent are ok and the last one, the spy himself, was released yesterday.

Was it really a novachok smeared on a door handle that stuff is supposed to be deadly

bbc.com/news/uk-44165718

idk man i dunno if i could ever align with a movement that is intentionally deceptive in its motive, seems like something (((they))) would do

jambo

dunno, i thought they looked pretty

It's no different than every other yank thinking they are a 5th cousin of the Queen.

they do
my get calculator doesn't score them very high but it's not mathematically accurate

Torys aren't labour
Torys are controlled by a commite of unelected Blairites
If his plan is to be good goy untill he reaches the top it's also moronic
By the time he is leader of his local parish council the country will probably be half paki and voting would be pointless

Your right about American altrighism not being able to work over here but neither will infliltrating the toires

this thread is actually more depressing than the state of our real life nation tbph
maybe you are just more blackpilled than i, but it's the most inane and nonsensical thread on the entire site atm.
has today's wedding sent you all into coniptions?

i thought that was the point

Supposedly it was a tiny dose and therefore slow acting, meaning it would be very easy for him to be found and sent to hospital

So you have to wonder why the "assassins" picked a method that gave him the best chance possible of surviving.

The army shall not march on smarties maximus, nor the treasury thread them upon an abacus. You may chortle as they ricochet against your chamberpot but will laughter grace our fortunes when arrows ricochet against the palace walls?

taxis on it's way
feel like a real human

About the Royal Wedding. It's not even racist for me.

If he married for example Thandie Newton, I'd probably made couple of jokes and left that as it is. Newton's black but she's not got a face of a fucking monkey, aint. With the fucking yank LA manners I assume.

What a shitty taste in women one can posses so that to choose a fucking Muslim migrant-tier yank. "Duchess of Sussex", I don't believe that even criminal firms of Sussex accept her as Duchess.

Fuck death to pakis, death to yank niggers.

its nothing to do with you

no one gives a fuck about prussian blue and what happened at bohemia boatyard

tripcunts OUT

Fuck. Its actually better than usual, mate. At leasr that cancerous cunt pube hasnt shown his larping arse yet.

Don't be blue Peter

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its all been down hill since the arctic monkeys

my days end best when the sunset gets itself behind
that little lady sitting on the passenger side
its much less picturesque which out her catching the light
the horizon tries but it's just not as kind on the eyes

how does harry feel about his mother being killed?
did dianna really die, or did she just want to return to private life?

if i were harry i would really whoop the shit out of everyone and everything

harry would work at tesco