IT'S HAPPENING!!! GLOBAL WARMING BTFO
nice source faggot
It is chilly
you guys do realize that co2 can't just magically stop having a greenhouse effect right?
Tick tock
Varg predicted this
what exactly is stopping a Krakatoa level eruption from sending us into a small ice age?
I don't know, I'm not a scientist.
If the media wasn't sensationalizing everything more people would be interested in it.
> it's hot! Global warming!
> it's cold! Global cooling!
It's no wonder majority of people don't believe anything on the news anymore
If scientists started off with
>Drastic peaks and lows are starting to show trend in the recent decade and it does not look normal
Then I'm sure more would be on board to question why.
i don't see how that's related really? that's a volcano so of course the ash will block the sun and drop the temperature. more it lowers the temperature the more it shows how much sun really affected the earth's warmth.
>unironically shilling for the oil and gas lobbies
fucking retard
it's a question to highlight the stupidity of your statement
they are a multitude of factors that affect global climate change, you could fill our atmosphere with 10x the CO2 we have right now and we could easily still enter an ice age event
>you guys do realize..right?
insufferable faggot
so what other than blocking the sun can stop the greenhouse effect ? since i still see the sun outside
>Regulate industry heavily
>Industries move to countries where they can abuse free-trade agreements
>Generate even more pollution due to longer shipping distances
Hm.
Hmmm... the effect must not be that great then
>Every year breaks the record in avg temperatures
>The earth is cooling down
You what
Total bad memory bro science, but I'm sure that I read that before the last 10 ice ages in the last million years, we got this hot in a span of 100k years. We are hitting those levels in less than 10k now (last ice age), so I think the Earth will regulate this drastic, rapid change.
>Hey guys
>This is crazy
>But here's a shekel
>So gas me maybe
Plants and plankton breathe CO2. ‘Global warming’ means ‘global greening’ on land and in the ocean.
There is 30% more green matter covering the earth today than in 1970.
Cooling events also produce snow and thick cloud which reflect solar radiation back into space - creating a cooling effect.
That "97% of climatologists" survey has been debunked. The lady just asked a bunch of pro-global warming climatologists and not even 100% said that it was real.
There are plenty of people who are not paid off by big oil that say it's BS. Like the founder of the Weather Channel and former Greenpeace leaders.
There is no evidence in reality that global warming as a theory, is having any effect on reality. They keep telling us our cities will be underwater and the polar ice caps will melt, but none of these things have even begun to happen. Global warmers screech about BS like GWing causing earthquakes and equally implausible things, like a polar bear starving to death is somehow caused by GW, but animals starve to death all the time, that's just nature.
tl;dr Your meme is a lie. pic related
that's neat expect that global greenhouse gas emissions increased 75% since 1970
Just giving you a (You)
>ich arse essen
Anyways, as you see in pic, we are gaining temperature that should've taken about 100k+ years, not this soon.
that chart literally shows the coming ice age
>May 19th
>Only 2 days of snow this winter
>Already had several +27 degrees days
>Global warming is not real :^DDDD
Right.
wow you seem well versed in climate science, tell me more
I'm out and drunk. I fucked up.
Hello from Santa Monica.
I am a scientist and climatologist at a well-known university. My job is to study, test, and run experiments on the surrounding Arctic seabeds and ice glaciers. We study differences in ice levels and the surrounding temperatures. I have been doing this for well over 25 years and love it. We started noticing some anomalies back in 2007 in regards to the rate of melting ice caps.
I'm just going to get straight to the point and I won't make any replies to anything because it really doesn't matter and I'm pretty drunk. This is the only post I will make. Basically, not only are we fucked, we are dead men walking.
Earth has reached the point of no return. The initial ice caps are depleted so much that the underlying sea water has risen between 15-17C. What this means is that it's creating a chain reaction and melting the underlying permafrost underneath, releasing godly amounts of methane. When you do this, bad things happen, as this destroys the atmosphere entirely. The last time we had huge amounts of methane, 95% of all living things died. We are on the verge of this happening again and there is nothing we can do to stop it. The runaway chain reaction has started and the only way to save Earth is to force it into an ice age, but good luck with that. By 2028, life will begin dying and I'm assuming will attempt to go underground (most likely). By 2035 -2040, any remaining civilizations that still exist will most likely be dead.
No one is talking about this, and I'm not sure why. This is not BS, this is straight up facts and based on real evidence. So enjoy your memes, because I do. Your "happening" will come soon enough. Start stockpiling now because I am.
wow co2.earth
Just because the temps aren't rising doesn't mean that global warming isn't real.
It will happen when the weather cools.
Also is that a pic of your comp?
nice fanfic bro
>if global warming isn't real then how come it's so warm outside? checkmate
we have record high temperatures dating back in the 1920s and shit. I guess we were on the verge of global catastrophe a hundred years ago too
Global warmers need to watch the first 1 minute of Highlander 2.
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That's what people really thought was going to happen in 1991. I know. I'm genX. I was there. People really believed this was going to happen.
wow you googled an article you're an expert now
>I read in da article it says dat da carbon dioxide is bad and it greenhouse gas it make da planet warm DUH?
>I know everyfing I need to know about everyfing
>GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL CARBON TAX NOW
Finnish intellectuals.
wow i can read, i must be a superman to you
Err it's called climate (((change))) now, NOT global warming. Get with the times Gramps.
>i'll make a serious sounding post and assure people that i am who i say i am without posting proof
>if anyone asks, i'm drunk and don't feel like replying
Why would someone just lie on the internet?
it has barely any effect.
methane does though.
plant more trees. They eat Co2.
Co2 doesn't magically sit in the upper atmosphere.It spreads out evenly.
"Trends
Over the last 800,000 years atmospheric CO2 levels as indicated by the ice-core data have fluctuated between 170 and 300 parts per million by volume (ppmv), corresponding with conditions of glacial and interglacial periods. The Vostok core indicates very similar trends. Prior to about 450,000 years before present time (BP) atmospheric CO2 levels were always at or below 260 ppmv and reached lowest values, approaching 170 ppmv, between 660,000 and 670,000 years ago. The highest pre-industrial value recorded in 800,000 years of ice-core record was 298.6 ppmv, in the Vostok core, around 330,000 years ago. Atmospheric CO2 levels have increased markedly in industrial times; measurements in year 2010 at Cape Grim Tasmania and the South Pole both indicated values of 386 ppmv, and are currently increasing at about 2 ppmv/year."
you can read but you're incapable of critical thought, so you're worthless, sorry sweaty
I'd like to purchase your sci-fi novels. Any links, please sweet nigger (with the right touch of negro magic)?
you literally asked for me tell you more and i did. you did not provide any critical though dumb fuck
No, no, it's just "climate change" now, and it's all the same thing. That way no matter how the climate changes, when it does, they're right.
CO2 really isn't that good of a greenhouse gas to begin with
Most of earths energy is lost through atmospheric heat diffusing into the exosphere, not through direct surface to space wave radiation. All that 'greenhouse gasses' do is temporarily increase atmospheric temperature by catching earth radiation, until it eventually diffuses outward because the surface area of the atmosphere touching lower atmosphere is less than the surface area of the atmosphere touching higher levels of atmosphere at every given height. It is more likely that earth's high surface and core temperature is due to immense energy provided by multiple heavy impacts early in its development, which were then stored as heat.
you're a retard, and no one here believes your bulshit.
Of course the greenhouse effect doesn't stop magically! It's stops from the very scientific effect of CO2 saturation...
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Actually that's why it's called "Climate Change", retard. The climate is changing and we need to give huge amounts of power and money to unaccountable groups of people or we're all going to die.
10/10 would greentext again
SHUT UP SCIENCE DENIER!!!! YOU SHOULD BE IN JAIL.
Increased temperature leads to more water vapor in the air which has a shielding effect from the sun. This is one theory. Nobody has ever claimed that a greenhouse runaway effect is even viable; so there are obviously some negative feedback mechanisms in place. In the recent past co2 levels were maybe 10x what they are now and life did fine. The real problem is sensationalizing everything. Who ever said increased co2 and temperature was a bad thing?
>founder of the Weather Channel and former Greenpeace leaders
jesus christ you are retarded
How does that dipshit know if you are sweaty or not?
also this. it's crazy hot. was never this fucking hot when I was a kid.
it's scary to think it'll just keep going tbqh
>debunked
stopped reading right there
pollution is bad but the earth heals itself
yeah in 30,000 years, meanwhile this planet is becoming even more toxic for life
honestly only the biggest tinfoil-mongo-retards deny global warming at this point.
the oil companies have shifted strategies and go with the
>humans arent causing it
storyline, and if that fails
>oh but it's not really so bad and probably reversible with magic, erm I meant S C I E N C E *makes magical hand gestures*
>Increased temperature spins up hurricanes
>changes the climate in places fast enough to kill ecosystems
>moves the jet stream
>salinity of the water from icecaps will fuck up the gulf stream which is the primary heat distributor for the world.
>Just fucking up the gulf stream will cause massive temperature drops in many places and i dont want to have to move to 25 degrees n/s of the equator because its too hot.
>In general reduced habitable area of the planet desu
>Nasa data show that global temperatures have dropped sharply over the past two years
what
I mean the planet offs entire populations from time to time.
The planet has been slowly cooling for its entire existance. X billion years ago it was a ball of hot magma. Now its a ball of hot magma with a warm rocky crust.