>kills 300,000 Americans per year
No American needs to have easy access to assault burgers in 2018.
Kills 300,000 Americans per year
Ryan Adams
Josiah Cox
this but unironically
Luke Miller
William Miller
too many veggies on that burger
Leo Bennett
Why do people even like eating burgers? They look good in the ads but when you actually buy one it looks like someone pushed out a log of shit and called it food. Not to mention it tastes like a mix of stale trash and processed plastic.
Carson Gonzalez
over half a million americans a year are killed by doctors through abortion.
Ban satanic/jewish doctors
Lincoln Barnes
This
Thought I was looking at some faggy vegan dish
Brandon Rivera
>in the ads
>not making burgers at home like a true American
get out kike
James Powell
>tfw triple bacon deluxe butterburger from Culvers
I wish I could eat a lot of food again. My stomach's shrunk a lot since my teens.
Oliver Bell
Didn't realize you could kill 58 people and injure 851 from 490 yards in under 10 minutes with an assault burger.
James Price
you need a really good sauce on it
Nicholas Ramirez
Durp durp McDonalds
Owen Green
>Implies that burgers are the problem that causes obesity, not american's tendencies to ignore fruits/veg as well as not exercise
Muh Fast Food
Juan Wilson
This
Blake Scott
I really had a good laugh from this. Thank you.
Kevin Gutierrez
Same here man. I can barely finish a single and small fries these days.
Zachary Ramirez
This is actually worse than coming for our guns
Julian Russell
Exactly
William Campbell
THIS
If you dont know how to make a quality steakburger you need to get out.
Charles Brooks
I agree we need to ban Assault Vacuums
Christian Anderson
SHALL
Easton Thomas
Apparently your burger quality has severely declined.
Fix your burgers fix your country.
Joseph Gray
Yea, but what a way to go...
Wyatt Moore
A burger itself is not a problem. As as eating donuts is not a bad thing. I have been eating homemade burgers and muffins my entire life on a daily basis and I am quite fit. And it is not genetics.
On the other hand artificial stuff and chemicals added to fast food is a serious issue.
Aaron Ramirez
NOT
Levi Barnes
Mmmm real 'Murican BBQ burger (no franchise shit)... Haven't seen Cleatus for years, he'll hook me up... Booking [transatlantic ticket]
Oliver Foster
BE
Sebastian Mitchell
INFRINGED
Asher Ortiz
This are ok the problem is Mc Donalds, their burgers are awful now.
Adrian Reyes
>Fix your burgers fix your country.
this sounds like some deep confucius wisdom
Adam Wood
If I want an AR-Whopper it's my constitutional right
Ryder Peterson
DAMN RIGHT
Ryder Rogers
Do you think god stays in heaven because he is scared of what he created on earth?
Xavier Sanders
BUMPING FOR MORE ASSAULT BURGERS
Kevin Moore
Gavin Flores
THIS
Anthony Taylor
>The vegetables on fast food are healthy
Justin Rogers
A second layer of tomato and lettuce is just overkill. Totally unnecessary