/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CHAD IN CHIEF EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>CovFEfe 5/17/18
youtu.be/1qsRU7C_Gp0
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/Jared @Prison Reform Summit 5/18/18
youtu.be/Yzk7ZhWPPfo
>VP Pence @America 1st event in IN 5/18/18
youtu.be/elF1jj-iuoY
>DHSSec Nielsen on Immigration Policy 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445804-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Dutch FM Blok 5/18/18
youtu.be/7SHt_v8Kiho
>HHSDep Awards Ceremony 5/18/18
youtu.be/5Va2ES6iK68
>NECDir Kudlow on Trade w/China 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445827-1/
>AsstAG Gore @House on 2020 Census Progress 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445756-1/
>PressSec Sarah talks to press 5/18/18
youtu.be/XXcz566gzes
>This Week @State 5/18/18
youtu.be/m4QMMoJ7s30
>IntDep Video: Happy Armed Forces day 5/18/18
youtu.be/nC-rC8UMyAY
>StateDep Video: Natl Police Week 5/18/18
youtu.be/viEoYWAuJww
>WH Video: Prison Reform Summit 5/18/18
youtu.be/_c-lGCbEFZk
>Giuliani on Hannity 5/17/18
youtu.be/gBu5HCl0T8M
>Pres Trump Bilat Meeting w/NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/Cd0DVegcnbQ
>Pres Trump meets NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/UoBviIK1t6w
>Meeting of President's NSTAC members 5/17/18
youtu.be/Ai2DyEnxBHw
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445716-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
youtu.be/sy4mTsWBeYo

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ALWAYS AWOO!

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ISRAEL IS OUR GREATEST ALLY GOYIM

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still lollin on this peak yaaas queen moment

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boomer here, born in '61, ask me anything

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>arm around the czech girl
based pres

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FBI didn't spy on Trump, they were just "investigating" him, to protect him, and that's a good thing! Now go to sleep

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Do you like the Dukes of Hazzard

Start your family today!

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Gotta sleep now, good night all!

they wouldn't have been able to start the firm in the first place then

alefantis isn't a pedophile- he's PROTECTING kids from pedophiles

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>CAP conference

Center for American Progress. Created by Podesta, funded by Soros, parent of Brock's various organizations.

goodnight, words on a screen

he talked about the civil rights movement, slavery, and made a lot of veiled allusions to trump's immigration policies
this at a fucking WEDDING

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night m8

Notice how not a single Greek has posted in /ptg/ after one of their own shot up a school.

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When will journalists start getting indicted and prosecuted?

Please rate

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Arry, "From my cold dead hands, I will never give up my vow to be a cuck"

Splitting too, cya /ptg/!

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This is what winning looks like

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I liked it when it was on tv, i can't say i've seen it since

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Do you like slant eyed imports or are you more of a "hogs and heifers" type of man?

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Can they even afford computers?

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could you make it bigger? it would be a great reaction pic if it were bigger

/ptg/ is cancer

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internets been shut off until they pay debts

my wife's a slant eyed hog

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Did the FBI Spy on Trump Campaign? -- LIVE ANALYSIS

youtube.com/watch?v=szPVkwHgmXA

this

He was just deep undercover, balls deep undercover.

The resolution? It'll be blurrier than it is now

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doesn't matter, needs to be bigger

Big if true

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>pic
based good ol' boy

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this is now an anglo hate thread

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that's a good tactic

if you had that kind of fire during the election you might not have lost

oof
>that's my fetish

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This resounding wisdom about Bear, AIG, Freddie, Fannie, Clinton's bank acts, Carter's housing acts, and the perverse incentives of commoditizing mortgages really fractalizes my synaptalizers.

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Oh no that sucks.
I think it's a conspiracy.

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i don't miss the greeks or the poo in the loos

i miss the Australians

To be fair, securitization is an absolutely genius idea in theory, although totally retarded in practice. I can see why the industry gravitated to the idea.

Trump is winning the trade war with China it seems.

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A trusted friend.

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How do I lose my virginity fast?

I'll work on that, but take this for now

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wewboi, gib JAV name

mad mutt

>How do I lose my virginity fast?
go to prison

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How much was a C3 Vette new off the lot in 81?

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Iran is in deep shit. Now with sanctions and protesters back in full force.

The Preakness runs in ten minutes. It's only a two and half minute interruption. The track is a mud pit, like Kentucky two weeks ago. Justify would be the lowest odds-off winner this century at 1:2 if he wins again.

The white house will tweet about this if it looks like a 3 year old who never raced as a two year old is going to win the triple crown.

>that one frame at the start of the old guy
poor work, but I've made the same mistake many a time

She's the only true 10/10

Gets me every time.

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Australian posters are 90% based. I can't say this for any other poster.

>watch some Gordon Ramsay video's out of boredom
>he's in a restaurant eating some shitty food
>owner named (((Sharon)))
>waiter tells the (((owner))) that he's about to taste her homemade cake
>unironically said 'Oy Vey I hope he likes it'
>the cake is very very nice tho
>Gordon asks for the recipe
>(((owner))) said ' I'd tell you for the right price'
WEW LAD.

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>To be fair, securitization is an absolutely genius idea in theory, although totally retarded in practice. I can see why the industry gravitated to the idea.

The gravitated towards it in part because they were forced to make loans to people with shit credit ratings. Clinton's Community Reinvestment Act basically told the banks and other mortgage lenders that if they were not making their quote of loans to POC, they'd be fined.

Tossing the good and the bad together into CDO's was a way to limit the risk.

>irl shinozaki rei proportions
>cankles

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>only shows up during thumbnail

REEEE HOW DO I FIX THIS

He's not gonna come through with the sauce, is he?

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>or all intents and purposes, Crossfire Hurricane did not begin in July 2016 but at the moment Trump emerged as Hillary’s rival. Brennan, shortly thereafter, was bringing CIA agents, FBI agents, NSA agents, and an assortment of Obama’s political aides together in one room at CIA headquarters to bat around ideas on how to smoke out the campaign of Hillary’s opponent. Out of these meetings came the plot to infiltrate the Trump campaign.
spectator.org/crossfire-hurricane-category-5-political-espionage/

very true

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re do the webm but change the start point by 0.1 of a second

i love how much moot hated them

the man who could not be bothered by ANYTHING was bothered by Australians

>boomer here, born in '61
what was your first car?
what the coolest car you've ever had?

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>This topic is something you wished /ptg/ talked about more

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We're reaching peak maturity here. Soon lefties will declare Trump a big mean poo poo head.

unironically Awoos

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Checked but I'm too beta to commit a felony

Fug. and I don't know how to make that close up gif bigger

>Narrative

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why did you decide to throw it all away??

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strategy discussions on how to get Trump-friendly senators and reps during the midterm elections

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Love them or hate them there are so many Awoos in existence right now. What are we going to use them for when Trump's two terms are gone?

What did he mean by this?

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>the man who could not be bothered by ANYTHING was bothered by Australians
He should have bought a dog.

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resize it in premiere then convert the mp4 you render into webm

it's been 3 days how has this worked out?

his third term, obviously

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Why are Clapper and Brennan not hanging from trees

>strategy discussions on how to get Trump-friendly senators and reps during the midterm elections
Well that depends on this midterms batch of general election match ups. When are all the primary elections over so who we know who we are dealing with?

Then we can make memes to help them.

I don't have that

lmao I found out where the Greeks went, they're probably protesting this shit again

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kek, what the fuck?

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Trump himself said the awoovement isn't just about him, it's about the people.

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This thread is so fucking pathetic. Half of the posters are bots, the rest are a mix of shills, russian trolls, kekistani faggots and redditors. I swear I see the same posts over and over again, like there's some sort of script running 24/7.

To think there's a guy pathetic enough to keep making these threads and updating the links breaks my heart.

Trump wont build the wall nor drain the swamp. All he has done is suck jewish dick, betraying every dumb polturd that voted for him.

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I think we both know the answer to that

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Ill tackle that one since I was born in 58. Probably 12-15K depending on L48 or L82 motor and trim level. Of course in todays money prob about 50K.

i was hoping to start during the primaries

but there were too many FBI related distractions and other happenings

im really afraid of thread subversion on this topic too

if we do too well they are gonna shut it down