KILAUEA VOLCANO GENERAL-/kvg/ twins for sexuals edition!

ARE YOU READY FOR THE HULACOAST!

DIRECTORY: will be update with what happens (post it and I’m more likely to see it)
happdir.com/KVG/kvgdir.html

Most consistent stream
> youtube.com/watch?v=SN4ai47iNOE

A brief history of the 1924 eruption
>volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/geo_hist_1924_halemaumau.html

Animation of worst(best) case scenario
>youtube.com/watch?v=VvMUJKFjAiA&feature=youtu.be&t=197

Notable events of the past few days includes, but is not limited to:
>lava lake has drained below the surface, pressure within the magma chamber rising
>level of the magma chamber is currently unknown
>steam pressure is currently building in the chamber, similar to the 1924 eruption
>Large steam explosion on the 17th, probably caused by the rain unrelated to pressure buildup
>massive and rapid expansion of the summit vent over the past days
>large series of small earthquakes over the past days
>currently 22 fissures open, not all active
>active lava flow at fissure 17
>Kike-owned extraction geothermal plant in area, unconfirmed reports of possible catastrophic failure within 48 hours
>current status of alert is red warning, major event imminent
>intense autism storm is brewing

MUSIC:
PELEPE’S THEME:
>youtube.com/watch?v=pNnLCdsc11g
PEPELE’S THEME:
> youtube.com/watch?v=p09oZj7G0gg
GEOAUTIST THEME:
>youtube.com/watch?v=aXwzSPc0FoA

Other boards’ threads: BEHAVE
Past threads:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=F6jG415oS3E
youtube.com/watch?v=XN74UOyBMQs
youtube.com/watch?v=w12l-u_PmOk
youtube.com/watch?v=0Q9wM15abSA
youtube.com/watch?v=xNS-st4zBqM
youtube.com/watch?v=SN4ai47iNOE
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZElR0NNryIE
twitter.com/Realm492_8888/status/997987116448735232
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

ancient threads




















Fun stuff
Hawaii Volcano eruption 31 year history, parts 1-5:
youtube.com/watch?v=F6jG415oS3E
youtube.com/watch?v=XN74UOyBMQs
youtube.com/watch?v=w12l-u_PmOk
youtube.com/watch?v=0Q9wM15abSA
youtube.com/watch?v=xNS-st4zBqM

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ROLL FOR INCEST ORGY

Q predicted this

sexuals generate power
WE BACK LADS!

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Pelepe + Pepele + Pepe threesome???

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It is funny how we were right about kek cursing us. He cursed us because we wouldnt give him lewds of his daughters.

Let's play

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Thoth is exited

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We have to tell russia bro that he has to straight up draw shadman levels of lewd to satisfy kek

lock n lohrrrllll

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It's almost bed time. I hope ruskie user delivers tomorrow.

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I do guess this means that contacting shad is now acceptable
Do we need Pele lewds too or just the girls?

Pelepe + Pepele + Pepe + Pele

Kot gives her energy

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sleep is for the weak

where my live (lava)streams at?

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OIL PAINT FILTER REEEE

pele as well.
I think we all should mass spam shadman to draw the "Family Picture"

Just in case it wasn't seen on last thread because be connection took a shit on me...

No sweat, my dude. Part of my reading was a little knowledge of basic sigil magic. I respect your respectfulness to the gods, but sexual energy is energy too and that seems to be an integral part of the plan. Going forward, I'll try to stay out of the way as much as possible.

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tonight's the night.

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nave no paint

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Share your energy with Pepe to intensify this haopening.

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Remember the lesson about gets and properly reading them. Unless Pepe and/or Pele are verified, I wouldn't try them.

Photoshop faggot. From last thread

I will contact Shadman rn. you guys should do the same, otherwise kek will smite us down.

Another livestream:
youtube.com/watch?v=SN4ai47iNOE

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Oil painting of Piney when

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little late to reply to other user
this, your could probably quantify the amount of energy in a thread using a weighted formula

Are kots called kots here as well, or are you just a refugee from the place that has ceased to be?

Good old volcano God of oblivion.

The great equalizer.

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It'd be more complex
Not only does it depend on the range, but also the actual numbers involved

MAKE NATURAL DISASTERS GREAT AGAIN!

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i typed orgy in first post, i meant to include pele aswell.

If doubs Pele will be included

Reminder. The girls are hetero.

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reroll?

Ch... ch... checked.

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y-you too

but discounting Thoth gets you could find the number of gets got out on the total in the threads post range and apply a weight to doubles, triples, etc and they use that number and the total get/post ratio to get a value

Koko Crater is also known as Kohelepelepe, which means "labia minor" in the Hawaiian language. It got this name from an ancient legend, which tells of one of the sisters of the volcano goddess Pele named Kapo, who had a magical "flying vagina" that she could send anywhere. When Kamapua'a, the pig god, tried to rape Pele, Kapo came to help her. She distracted Kamapua'a by throwing her vagina to Koko Head, where it made the crater.

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well it kinda makes sense. If i were pepe I would also fuck my Newborn loli daughters instead of my unshaved million year old wife

Thoth agrees, does kek?

REMINDER THAT EVERYONE SHAS TO SPAM SHADMAN TO DRAW PEPE AND HIS DAUGTHERS LEWD

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZElR0NNryIE

Time to get comfy and watch the destruction unfold tonight

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It wouldn't be hard to code
If no-one else does it I'll do it over the weekend
One input for OP post number, one input for last post number, one output for expected gets

Unless there is a get that confirms Pepe or Pele, it's just the daughters.

I thought it was just his daughters, did i miss a get? though i guess that pepe never had an issue with lewds so nvm

I havent been following for a couple days, is the slump still goung to dump?

According to your 2s, the Slump WILL Bump

then you would just need to count the number of gets and the types and that would give you all your inputs. thoth gets might make things hard. probability on those is a bit fucky

Where is my goddam promised happening?

Are there still fissures opening up?

Promises are always broken

one yesterday, haven't seen one today.
doesn'tmean it won't keep happeing though

How long are you fucking retards gonna pretend like you're deriving an algorithm that just amounts to (# of gets)/replies?

Waiting on energy. Material is in the works now.

It happens this Monday.
Witness.

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please blow please blow please blow

The slump WILL dump, friend

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yes just his daugthers

I didn't say that, did I?
The initial and last post numbers are important nigger, as is the number of posts

praise kek!

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>Dreams of earthquakes
>Dreams of hurricanes
>Dreams of pouring rain
>Dreams of tidal waves
To wash us all away

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No it happens Today

I guess that dude who fucked his sister is gonna fuck her again

its more than that though
a 222 get it better and rarer than a 322 get
same applies as you go higher
those need to be weighted with the rarity and the number of the kind that pass in the postspan before you can calculated a final value

I'm telling you things will happen on the 23rd

Hurry the fuck up and take out california

DID THEY ALL DIED YET?

God is rightfully pissed. Kill us all oh heavenly Volcano God!

checked

I’m in California. I wonder if the explosion would trigger the entire state to fall into the fucking ocean? I can only hope..

OMG, PINEY-CHAN FELL.....NOOOOOOO

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Lies

soon

#Pray4Piney

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This good?

@Shadbase THIS IS URGENT. SHADMAN IN THE NAME OF KEK AND Jow Forums I BEG OF YOU TO DRAW FOR US.

Our god Kek has requested that we give him loli lewds of his daughters Pelepe and Pepele, Two girls in pic related. If we dont give him what he asked for he will fuck us up.

Please help.

>Leave for the mainland
>Tell tourists to continue flying to Hawaii
Another day for the people that run the Hawaiian government.

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What pic?

what pic are you attaching?
if not decided use this one
I shows Pelepe's fissures

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I'm just used to say kot instead of cat, because of blinikot

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yellowstone next

Don't forget to mention the double anal banana penetration.

Anybody notice the Magnitude 5 quake around 09:00 this morning? Is that the biggest shake since the 6.9?

twitter.com/Realm492_8888/status/997987116448735232

go post everything that should be added. I hope he reads it

they will be punished

Who else is having fun on all the streams trying to convince people of a conspiracy that the livestreams are photoshopped? It's far too easy

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Notice how there's not a single fatality? People literally lived on top of where the fissure opened up yet not one single fatality has been reported. Hawaiian volcanoes are really not all that dangerous, despite all the lava shooting up in the air at the fissure and caldera, the flows move extremely slowly such that you'd have to literally just stand there for days or walk into the fissure itself to be a fatality.

I don't know why you autists are having these general threads. The likelyhood of a mega-tsunami is extremely low, I mean EXTREMELY low, and those events occur once every few hundred thousand years. This type of volcanic event occurs every few decades on Hawaii, even the explosive steam eruptions from the lava lake dropping below the water table. They are much more common that you would think.

Post some shit on here so he reads it. Idk how twitter works

Just need the coast gone. I like avocados and conservative farmers.

im laughing at the raging people, when someone said the stream is in slow motion.

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Attention + Intention, user. Magic is about the tweaking of odds.

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Chate.
Crepe.

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these make-believe threads are as gay as the skykings that I have on filter.

I just got banned for it, didnt see any mods, so it must have been the owner of the stream.
What happened to that bible thumping stream, it was fun to infiltrate them and pretend to be a christian, while dropping redpills.
The owner of that stream also had a great sense of humor and seemed like a polack.

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HULAHOOP CONFIRMED
COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN

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