/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TOO BAD SO SAD EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>CovFEfe 5/17/18
youtu.be/1qsRU7C_Gp0
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/Jared @Prison Reform Summit 5/18/18
youtu.be/Yzk7ZhWPPfo
>VP Pence @America 1st event in IN 5/18/18
youtu.be/elF1jj-iuoY
>DHSSec Nielsen on Immigration Policy 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445804-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Dutch FM Blok 5/18/18
youtu.be/7SHt_v8Kiho
>HHSDep Awards Ceremony 5/18/18
youtu.be/5Va2ES6iK68
>NECDir Kudlow on Trade w/China 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445827-1/
>AsstAG Gore @House on 2020 Census Progress 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445756-1/
>PressSec Sarah talks to press 5/18/18
youtu.be/XXcz566gzes
>This Week @State 5/18/18
youtu.be/m4QMMoJ7s30
>IntDep Video: Happy Armed Forces day 5/18/18
youtu.be/nC-rC8UMyAY
>StateDep Video: Natl Police Week 5/18/18
youtu.be/viEoYWAuJww
>WH Video: Prison Reform Summit 5/18/18
youtu.be/_c-lGCbEFZk
>Giuliani on Hannity 5/17/18
youtu.be/gBu5HCl0T8M
>Pres Trump Bilat Meeting w/NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/Cd0DVegcnbQ
>Pres Trump meets NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/UoBviIK1t6w
>Meeting of President's NSTAC members 5/17/18
youtu.be/Ai2DyEnxBHw
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445716-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
youtu.be/sy4mTsWBeYo

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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Q predicted this.

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What do these policies do, relocate niggers into white suburbs?

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Hillary is queen elizabeth's child

they really can't have fun

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I don't get it

Why on earth do they need demographic data? This has social engineering and busing mentality all over it.

>A non-president sandwich on Presidential bread.

It doesnt matter in this regard. What we know is doing business with China is harmful in the long term and nothing will change that. So if Trump is INCREASING trade with china to simply curb the trade deficit thats the wrong play. Hes being sucked in to fix a number on a balance sheet for his damn ego.

MAGA

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Everyone in the world knows what Kellyanne's job is.

He keeps posting his password in the name field so he has to keep changing his trip code.

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Did this shooter in Texas go out of his way to kill liberal art fags? Take a look at the pictures of these kids killed and judge for yourselves.

Is the goal to have everyone forget about Russia and now focus on Israel and Saudi Arabia?
archive.fo/OGiQY

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Battle_of_Kharkov
His role in the ultimately pointless but still remarkable victory at Kharkov

They no longer have joy in their lives. What a sad existance. I no longer pity their short useless lived.

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the queen had sex with Beelzebub?

Yes.

Will she perform at the 2021 inauguration?

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fucking idiot

They would have but they were never successfully implemented.

I would love that

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I'm pretty sure it required them to give houses to targeted demographics so that areas reached and maintained certain ratios.

Fucking leaf.

Incels VS Alpha:
youtube.com/watch?v=PfG7xAM85DY

Perfect woman:
youtube.com/watch?v=f_g58kzSs1U

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So you want zero trade with China?

>they really can't have fun
Fun isn't inclusive enough.

Have you felt it Jow Forums something has changed in the last 2 weeks.
>mueller btfo
>deep state very slowly btfo
>no counter narritive this time
>false flag shooting to cover up the sping in the trump campaign story, mueller, its already forgotten , spy story gaining traction
>supposidly shitlibs broken into paul ryans office , nobody gives a shit

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To nigger up white communities.

That particular one was a clusterfuck which was either designed to get cities in violation of regulations, or was incredibly incompetently built. Other policies Carson eliminated were designed to relocate ghetto niggers into upper middle class white neighborhoods.

Yeah that's not going to work either. The story is all full of smoke and mirrors nonsense anyway.

Make better bread OP, improve it.

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>Europe struggles to find united front over US president

>The western Balkans summit was supposed to be an EU charm offensive, designed to capture the hearts of the leaders of Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia, Montenegro, the former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia and Kosovo. But the EU’s leaders were demonstrably distracted. From the start, Donald Trump had hijacked this summit.

>Both Iran and a tariff war are challenges to EU sovereignty, Emmanuel Macron of France told fellow leaders, requiring a unified response. “One thing is very clear to me,” said Günther Oettinger, the EU budget commissioner. “Trump despises weaklings.”

>But in truth, the EU is fractured about how it should respond to the threat of a trade war and pretty much in despair about the fate of the Iran deal, struck in 2015, under which Tehran accepted strict limits on its nuclear programme in return for an escape from the sanctions that had strangled its economy for more than a decade.

>European companies are pulling out of Iran every day. Notwithstanding the EU’s vow to keep faith with the agreement, it becomes increasingly unlikely that Tehran will conclude that the economic benefits continue to make it worth their while.

archive.is/kTL3U

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>the delusional state of gun grabbers
No, fuck off.

if you look back at the comments as soon as that vid got uploaded you see a lot of people swing to Trump as they see the softer classier side to him when he did that, whether it was strategic or not to get Carson on board, it was definitely a kind gesture

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Seek help sweetie...

Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with dew
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
The Candy Man
Oh, the Candy Man can
The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good

>last 2 weeks.
It was Alchemist petting the dragons this spring.

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Stop posting this dumb shit here, you fucking faggot. Jesus Christ lets just let the dumb niggers be gone from here where we don't have to hear about it anymore.

Yes. They are going to use anything to get off russia hoax. Muellers gone by end of week.

On average, how many hours of the day would you say that you spend shitposting and lurking Jow Forums & /ptg/.

Does it spike during certain days or on the weekend?

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Nope...just more bullshit from a source that is discredited

that would be interesting

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Jeb!
>You've got more energy tonight, I like that.

Nice try.

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Am I an utter brainlet for not understand what the hell is going on?

>Trump says FBI spied on his campaign a year ago
>NO THEY DIDNT YOU'RE LYING says everyone
>FBI did spy on his campaign today
>it was to investigate and to protect you dummy, of course they spied on you.

Literally cultural Marxism, it's fucking sickening.

i have spent 16 hours baking straight one day and that's about as much time as i spend on /ptg/ baking or not

>how many hours

All of them.

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Only thing missing are two mass-shootings with 100+ kills each, to add some spice into the mix.

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will she cuddle with me under the covers and softly kiss my neck? same answer applies

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Yes, that is the level of mental gymnastics they're going through

Im usually in Mother jones.

Q predicted you’d say that.

i'm just curios, that healthy skepticism is very much welcomed though...

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>alchemist pets dragons and jacks some dragon crystals
>Kanye shitposts about fucking dragon energy like a week later

That was some weird shit man

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Three federal judges are telling Mueller's team to fuck off simultaneously.

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Because of the laws of thermodynamics,
nothing can be created out of nothing, and since we're part of a chain
of increasing consciousness, there must be another level. Therefore
there's more proof of there being a God than not. Well, I found that
higher level of consciousness. Please hear me out.

If you look at the book of Genesis, it says God created the earth in 7
days. Those 7 days represent the 7 eons of the universe since the Big
Bang. They also represent the 7 stages of the Earth's timeline. The
allegories in the Genesis are staggering.

Now that we've unpacked the infinitely big, let's go to the infinitely
small. Picture an atom. It works based on the heliocentric model of our
solar system. The core and the scions rotating around it. The nucleus
and the electrons. The Earth and the Moon. The Sun and the Planets.
Galaxies. Since everything is based on that system, from the infinitely
small up to this point, wouldn't it be logical to assume that the next
level is also based on it?

Let's humor that theory for a bit. Let's say that the big bang is
actually the core of the universe and that we're revolving around it.
How does it explain Newton's laws of motion? Well, those laws are based
on the system of fundamental interactions between two masses. The second
law of Newton is the force one object exerts on an other or what we
call the gravitational and electromagnetic fields. From the atom to the
black hole, every object in the universe is controlled by those laws.
From the third law, we know that the object exerting the force will slow
down, while the other one accelerates. It explains the heating and
cooling periods that we've learned from Thermodynamics and it would
shine a new light on Einstein's Special Relativity Theory.

>see thing
>rush here for the real story + analysis

>see nudity in thumbnail
>instantly report it because CIA

>hear Fight Song
>giggle to myself

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It's better that way, also nice numbers

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Now finally, The Superposition Principle. There's a theory that some
particles are traveling back through time. If we accept that the Big
Bang is the core of the universe and that we revolve around it, that the
bodies in said universe follow newton's laws of motion, the
superposition principle becomes very clear. The Ouroboros.

Now remember that all of this is in the bible. To understand it, you
have to go through 3 phases, or 3 veils. The first veil is the literal.
The bible is to be taken literally. God created the universe in 7 Eons,
the Earth in 7 Stages, and Humankind in 7 Days. Adam and Eve are in
fact our ancestors. The missing link. All of our human history has to be
revisited. The second Veil is spiritual. Reading the bible and thinking
of it as an allegory will help you find peace and comfort in your day
to day life and, ultimately, help you find God. The third veil is
knowledge. The knowledge to bring the two together. This is the
knowledge in this email that will help wake up everyone. Those veils are
represented in the Kabbalah for jews, or through Baphomet for
christians. Once you lift up those veils, you will find God. You'll also
realize that the Kabbalah is just a cooking book to make gold.

The bible is entirely true. All of it. Also take a look at this:

atom.io/

Please stop with posting anime cat girls. It is fucking stupid and essentially spam, thus bannable.

Also, cats say meow. No animal says "awoo" you fucking morons.

>Posting a dab meme

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>”Trump despises weaklings”
Three fucking words; and yet my heart is filled with joy and satisfaction.

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unironically based

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It's just up to anons to start panicking at 260 posts if the baker is (1 post by the ID), or otherwise has been inactive for the majority of the thread. When people panic, it should prompt the baker to make a pre-bake announcement to reassert his bakership and confirm he will bake next.

It's also up to anons to notice bakers posts whenever they go to bed/leave and say "BAKER NEEDED" but likely responsibility is with the baker to insure their "BAKER NEEDED" post is eye-catching. Best practice is to monitor the thread even after the baker has made a Baker Needed post until someone has replied to that post formally accepting bakership duties. If no reply happens then make another BAKER NEEDED post around 260. If still no formal acceptance then the baker will bake the next thread until relieved of duties. Thankfully there are enough people who dive at open bakership posts that that isn't often an issue. However only the first BAKER NEEDED post is required to make oneself free to leave without being charged with abandonment of bakership duties.

Fine, here's a WWII battleship.

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Using NYT logic the Watergate break-in was just to ensure that a Democrat office was all neat and tidy.
Sometimes you have to step back and wonder at the media.
In other countries, journalists are forced to lie for a criminal government.
>In America, journalists choose to, and that makes them far more contemptible than the worst lackey at Pravda.
They are laying an obvious trail to Stefan Halper to protect another source.
Anyone who has studied the history of espionage is familiar with the tradecraft of "burning" one source of intelligence in order to divert attention from a more important source who is (at that time) still undiscovered.
It makes the most sense when you look at it from the point of view of "cui bono."
>The leaker to NYT/WaPo is trying to accomplish something.
He's not doing it as a favor for NYT/WaPo.
When it's contrary to the story being spun in resistance to the subpoena from the House Intelligence Committee, there has to be something important going on.

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I would like no additional trade on China and equalized tariffs. Not chinese investment in America and increase exports to China. Trump should be exploring emerging markets and give the Chinese the finger what they did to us over the years.

There is nothing wrong with leaving comfy generals open in your browser at all times

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Of course she'll support Hillary.

Is this a parody account? No one is this stupid right??

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Genuinely, larping has no place here and there's no reason to pollute the place with any mention of it and increase the attention to such cancer. You're making this place worse every time you mention it.

Tay posters are worse, literally killing this fucking general with their faggotry constantly spamming their retarded zog whore gun grabber.

>MAGA
President Trump will hold a campaign rally in Nashville at the end of the month to celebrate “booming economy helping Tennessee families."
A statement from his 2020 re-election campaign on Saturday plugged Trump's economic policies and GOP tax reform that he signed into law late last year.
“At the rally, President Trump will join with patriotic Tennesseans to celebrate the booming economy that is helping families throughout the state thanks to his historic tax cuts and job-creating policies,” the statement said.

The rally will take place at the Nashville Municipal Auditorium on May 29th at 7 p.m. The event will be the fifth campaign-style rally Trump has held in Tennessee since he announced he was running for president in 2015.
Trump won Tennessee in the 2016 election against Hillary Clinton by about 26 percent.
washingtonexaminer.com/news/trump-to-rally-in-nashville-to-celebrate-booming-economy-helping-tennessee-families

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He's a Jew whose life revolves around bitching about Trump on Twitter what do you think? Do you think he's that stupid.

Tay sells tickets, Awoo wins championships

Is he seriously trying to justify entrapment and/or fishing expeditions?

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>we know is doing business with China is harmful in the long term

We don’t KNOW that. What we know is; unregulated importation of Chinese goods while they tariff and quota the fuck out of ours is harmful in the long run. Truly opening their market to us may or may not work out better in the long run. What doesn’t work is the trajectory we are on. And Trump is changing that trajectory.

That being said, America can go full Best Korea and retreat into ourselves. I don’t think we’re there, yet. Especially not with Trump running around the world attempting to make equitable trade deals and working on peace treaties. Had anyone else won, I’d be full on board with full isolationism. But, right now, we have a fighting chance.

now you've done it

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Q predicted this place would get worse.

>US should be ‘more considerate’ of North Korea, South Korea says

>A statement issued by the Blue House – the official residence of South Korean heads of state – following the meeting read:“The members of the standing committee [have] decided to closely coordinate the positions through various channels between the ROK (Republic of Korea) and the U.S., as well as the South and the North, so that [the] upcoming North Korea-U.S. summit can be proceeded successfully based on the spirit of mutual respect.”

>A senior official at the Blue House later confirmed that meeting participants agreed that “the U.S. and North Korea should put themselves in the other’s shoes.”

>On the topic of whether South Korea believed the Trump Administration should be more tolerant about North Korea’s demands, the official agreed.

>“It means it would be better if [the U.S.] was more considerate of the issues raised by North Korea,” the official said, stressing that Seoul expected this attitude to be reciprocal.

archive.is/FAK03

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In 2017, the number of California residents diagnosed with gonorrhea (over 13,000 cases), chlamydia (over 75,000 cases) or syphilis (over 218,000 cases) hit a consecutive three-year record, according to the California Department of Public Health.

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in the case of no open bakership notifications and no pre-bake announcement where the thread is 300+ posts, when does the "fair game" period begin?

If Baker is (1 post from ID) and no notifications that a baker is needed, when is it okay for me to call "BAKING" and create a pinch bake?

This synopsis pretty much sums up why I come too

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>You must live next to niggers
>Fair

>Tay posters are worse
rude

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>this level of autism

I see the Guild Of Bakers have taught you well

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>FBIanon
>InsiderAnon
>Anonymous5
all larps, all fake, all Q.

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But I thought it was to protect dumb Drumpf from being hoodwinked by the savvy Russian infiltrators (Installing agents into his campaign wasnt to harm him)? They need to get their narrative straight

Fair, equitable trade works to enrich both parties. If we can get a deal like that with China and get some goddamn protection from IP theft I'm all for it. Autarky is preferable to getting assraped on foreign trade deals.

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Sloppy Bannon???? He’s probably not smart enough to be an agent though...
That could be a part of the act.

>never been able to attend a trump rally
>going to be in TN the week after that

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Franks been busy.

Welp, I guess /ptg/ is over in 2021.

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