/CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner Thread - Saturday Night Smackdown Edition

Get in here dudes
The Male Black chimpening is imminent tonight, as it is every night of the summer in Chicago

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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Other urls found in this thread:

youarelistening.to/chicago
change.org/p/anyone-have-black-people-start-being-accountable-for-their-own-actions
youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0
youtube.com/watch?v=atELVQ9aVGw
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>male said he swallowed a battery and is hearing voices
>"i guess the guy is throwing the axe at the ground and there are children around"

>20 shots fired at 4457 South Tallman
>elderly caller says someone is in the crawl space urinating or doing drugs causing a smell

>guy laying on the sidewalk

>girlfriend attacked him at 4 7 and Maplewood

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>5 shots at Wilcox and Polaski
>sex offense at the red line

when you're too autistic to understand all of the police codes

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>taxi driving reckless, did a u-turn and almost hit a biker

This would be perfect with some bingo cards.

>5 shots fired at 4645 South Ornery (sp?)
>2 males breaking into the mechanic shop at Grand

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>male white passed out on the bus stop bench at Louie's

Ah...time to relax...

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>female black fighting with a male white in the alley

>the childs father urinated on her and she wants to make a report

>The childs father urinated on her she wants to file a report

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>male black pushing a shopping cart is attempting to break into the house

>child's father just kicked in the door, he is under the influence of drugs

stop making these threads about my sweet home chicago or else

>Pontiac
>Dreadlocks
>White tee shirt
>Blue jeans

Whew, doesn't get more ghetto than that

i'm not playing games with you Op...delete this thread noa

white power robert reporting
> i need a quick run down
CHECK THEM MOTHER FUCKING KEYS

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But were there dew rags?

Female black holding boyfriend at knife point trying to take his money

>Andrew Lewis is holding her boyfriend at knifepoint trying to take his money

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>Fireworks

Oh I'm sure those are definitely fireworks...

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Evening, Roberts

Good evening fellow Robert

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20 shots heard off Mozart?

>Trying to steal a black Audi

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>2 male blacks stole the caller's purse on West Polk
>bomb threat at Blake

Did I hear that right????
"Bomb in a bookbag"

Ooohh, bomb threat!

>male black beating a female black with children on the scene at 7 9 and Bennett

i dont like you

>landlord just threatened to spray her and her kid with mace

>youarelistening.to/chicago
The absolute state of The Decline

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t. male black

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>guy damaging property at 6125 N Milwaukee
>lady was threatening to kill the caller at the store at Racine and Adams

>Mr Hoskins says his gf is trying to fight him, someone is in a headlock
>someone trying to kick down a door
>2 shots fired, group of teens shooting 21st Albany

Where the frak do they find all the fireworks? Aren't most fireworks illegal in IL, even around the 4th?

>male laying on the ground yelling holding his face at 2598 Grand

>3 shots fired at West Maple

Certain types are but they're not fully illegal. People who want the "good stuff" drive to Iowa, Indiana, or Missouri to get fireworks.

>t.Illinoisan

>couple rounds heard at 6834 Artesian

>battery in progress, "someone is fighting" at 1056 w 14th place
>bunch of teenagers beating on one male

witnessed
>suspicious object at 2607 N Milwaukee, someone left a red suitcase outside the restaurant

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Haha, oh shit I didn't even realize I got quads

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>Michael is having a bipolar episode, hearing voices and seeing things
>5 vehicles with 10-20 male blacks blocking the traffic on Jackson

"And in the future you'll spend Saturday nights listening to Chicago PD dispatch over ambient music, virtually surrounded by your friends, cheering on Robert, and hoping he checks his keys."

This is some dystopian shit.

>niggers in the road

>male His Panic down on the sidewalk, caller tried to wake him up but is unsuccessful at 2607 North Spalding

One day, Chiraq will truly burn. And we'll be toasting the flames.

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John Boy keeps getting mentioned for some reason
>[screeching]

Sign the petition for the lulz

change.org/p/anyone-have-black-people-start-being-accountable-for-their-own-actions

Dispatch getting angry as always...

i still no like you

>gangbangers being loud, pulling on door handles

Why don't you pieces of shit actually do something about this city apart from larping about it on Jow Forums.
You won't and odds are MALE BLACKS will blast most of you if you try.
Because you decided to give said people rights, and that is because you are weak to the wills of Jews, and simple holiwood shit is enough to make you succumb to their wills.
You are no better then them, at least they accept that they are some baboons on a planet left for dead and act like it.
You carry yourself on a high horse while bringing about your own death, due to jews brainwashing you and your children from birth in their everyday life, and you let this happen because you are too weak to rise against their obvious dark intentions, and WON'T DO SHIT.
Humanity is insanity.

Hahaha oh my god, Chicago is a political machine, you can't destroy it, it has to destroy itself...and this is coming from a native Illinois resident from downstate.

I a'm very fucking depressed at the state of this planet and humanity.

You should maybe worry about fixing your own cesspool known as Toronto...

>mother thinks there's drug use in there at Racine
>possible OD 7th district zone 6
>female and male fighting at 1170 West Erie apt 1407, they both have guns and drugs and have been drinking

We should be worried about fixing this cesspool know as PLANET EARTH

Open your eyes and realize we're already far to gone as a global society for that to happen...you can larp all you want about saving the oceans and all that jazz but you'd have to set the human race back into the stone age to fix what we've done.

What about the nuclear cesspit rivaling Chornobyl in radiation known as Canada?

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>large group fighting outside the rec center at 1244 South Loomis

>Talking to Reagan and the FBI

Put 'er in the loony bin!

>the family's outside trying to kick the apartment door in
>3 shots heard on South Wood
thought i was tripping when i heard that

Same, also something about a group of teeagers? This sounds spicy...

I rather that happen at this point.
You think I give a fuck about the Ocean?
I care about Human Races living in Harmony, living in their own land. Living to achieve greatness, not degeneracy.
FUCKING THEIR OWN PEOPLE
I do not care 1 bit about Nature.
I rather this planet a desert and my culture and people live on, because I know with correct guidance they are capable of achieving a solution for situations worse then desertification.
The fact is only way to save humanity, and Europe, from becoming a MELTING POT of all races combined is reverting to the Medieval technology.
Anyway, since that is not possible, and things will never look up since those KIKES run everything now, maybe it won't be so bad.
Maybe the Nigger-European-Meca raise will evolve in a few thousand years back to intelligence.
Even after that, nothing will be solved, seems like JEWS will just pit us against one another until the end of time, no solution is being presented.

did they just say 60 kids fighting, or did I hear that wrong?

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>6 (sixty?) kids at the gas station fighting
btw Roberts use the audio captcha and its less shitty

>neighbors are too loud and theres underage drinking at 4110 Kenneth

You need some help user, nature and the ocean is what keeps us alive...please do society a favor and pick up a book about basic biology.

And by the way, typing in all caps and stuff makes you look like a loon.

Take care Leaf.

I heard it too, dear god I hope it's 60 kids fighting...that'd make a great news headline

>BREAKING NEWS: 60 Kids attempt to recreate the popular "fortnite" game

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Battle royale games are the hot ticket right now, user

couple different parties, one with underage kids drinking and one with a live band in the back yard

This country really just needs to advertise a free rap concert with all you eat fried chicken and a free pack of newports at solider stadium one night.

Then drop a MOAB on it once its filled past capacity.

We have our own problems here in Central Illinois with coonery, but I absolutely love listening to the Chi-town coonery every weekend.

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>everybody was kung-fu fighting
youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0

>guy named James throwing rocks at the window

I live in Chicago and this is a thing high school kids do. Fun thing is it's usually based on race where every Mexican in the school will meet up with every pollack and have a mass brawl.

>caller says the childs father tried to hit her

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>manlet yelling out swear words

You can't make this shit up...

>man yelling obscenities at everyone who walks past

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Did they just mention a Jow Forumslack?

>intoxicated male white yelling obscenities at everyone who passes

>Mr Mendoza is complaining about a large party with teens drinking outside
>4 males tampering with vehicle plates at 2200 West 19th st

>4-5 male His Panics and a female hispanic fighting on the street at 1745 North Drake

>5 male Hispanics and 1 female Hispanic

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>shooting and car crash on Polaski
>dispatch doesnt have anybody to dispatch
>John Boy mentioned

youtube.com/watch?v=atELVQ9aVGw

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>"hispanics are harassing him"

>30 people are yelling and screaming outside, its probably a party at Walcott and School

>male in a forerunner slumped over the wheel at Ohio and Racine
F

>girl held against her will by her mother

>gf is being held against her will by her mother
>guy with one GSW/gunshot wound to the face, mouth, possibly to the lower extremity, but he's talking

I laughed user o really laughed!