/ptg/ President Trump General - No Effect Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>PressSec Sarah on Hannity 5/19/18
youtu.be/0NS51Iph2Ms
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/Jared @Prison Reform Summit 5/18/18
youtu.be/Yzk7ZhWPPfo
>VP Pence @America 1st event in IN 5/18/18
youtu.be/elF1jj-iuoY
>DHSSec Nielsen on Immigration Policy 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445804-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Dutch FM Blok 5/18/18
youtu.be/7SHt_v8Kiho
>HHSDep Awards Ceremony 5/18/18
youtu.be/5Va2ES6iK68
>NECDir Kudlow on Trade w/China 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445827-1/
>AsstAG Gore @House on 2020 Census Progress 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445756-1/
>PressSec Sarah talks to press 5/18/18
youtu.be/XXcz566gzes
>This Week @State 5/18/18
youtu.be/m4QMMoJ7s30
>IntDep Video: Happy Armed Forces day 5/18/18
youtu.be/nC-rC8UMyAY
>StateDep Video: Natl Police Week 5/18/18
youtu.be/viEoYWAuJww
>WH Video: Prison Reform Summit 5/18/18
youtu.be/_c-lGCbEFZk
>CovFEfe 5/17/18
youtu.be/1qsRU7C_Gp0
>Giuliani on Hannity 5/17/18
youtu.be/gBu5HCl0T8M
>Pres Trump Bilat Meeting w/NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/Cd0DVegcnbQ
>Pres Trump meets NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/UoBviIK1t6w
>Meeting of President's NSTAC members 5/17/18
youtu.be/Ai2DyEnxBHw
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445716-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
youtu.be/sy4mTsWBeYo

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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If you don't wish to continue baking, I can take over fren.

MAGA

AWOO

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Thank you.
Goodnight

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Reminder that you should be watching this at least once a day.

youtube.com/watch?v=BGUgcC3dbOY

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Tomboy hours right?

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nn fren. I AM NEW OP. I WILL BE BAKING LADS.

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Oowa

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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>let's take some random Redditard post and blow it up
Couldn't you have picked a better OP image? When was this anyway?

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Watching Democrats panic is the greatest Awoo of all. I smell their fear.

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Pay me first

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Can someone translate what the caption says for me?

Only until sunrise

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Gas kikes and hang niggers. The white race marches on.

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God Bless President Donald John Trump, God Bless The United States of America.

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k

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>critiquing the bal=ker

you want his job?

'Wooooo

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AWOOO

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Don’t get cocky kid.

Two minutes ago. It says so right on the image. Can't you read? The image would have updated if it was older than that.

what's got them the most bothered tonight?
just thinking about the fall elections?

ok ok I will pay you

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MORNING
>Happy Armed Forces Day!
>British Royal Wedding takes place
>Zinke pitches US national parks as honeymoon destination for British royal couple
>Melania returns to White House after kidney procedure
AFTERNOON
>"""Report""" claims Trump Jr. met with Gulf adviser who offered help to win election
>China to buy 'significantly' more US goods and services after trade talks
>Trump tweets: "Great to have our incredible First Lady back home in the White House. Melania is feeling and doing really well. Thank you for all of your prayers and best wishes!"
EVENING
>Trump tweets: "If the FBI or DOJ was infiltrating a campaign for the benefit of another campaign, that is a really big deal. Only the release or review of documents that the House Intelligence Committee (also, Senate Judiciary) is asking for can give the conclusive answers. Drain the Swamp!"

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Thank you anons, I'll see what I can find.

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Thanks Hope!

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The Russia shit is still hilarious to me. They're mostly talking about us, but don't feel like they can even acknowledge us. So they just make up delusional strawmen and burn them for as long as they can.

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on the soiboy scale
how soi will Kingdom Hearts III be?

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Um sweaty, the whole scheme got blown out. They know what every spy did and who paid them. And Obama led the whole thing with Brennan.

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I don't know if these threads are randomly generated but I agree.... The Jow Forums ops are weak sauce tonight.... That one nigga said He's going to bed we need a new baker... Lol that thread had a baker??? Wth guys. We need energy

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user, ebaums world did it.

The spying on Trump. I check all the usual liberal hives of infamy. They've got real doubts about how legal it was. And these are true believers. They're worried.

you mean kingdom hearts 7?

>The image would have updated if it was older than that
For all I know he could have screencapped immediately after seeing the post appear several months ago.

We WUZ viKANGZ

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What are you fags going to do on Memorial Day?

Shh

That's basically what this whole thing boils down to

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>We have become the Jew
feels great, doesn't it?

yeah, the problem is that it's also really dangerous. russia was always going to be america's main competition. before WW2 was over, we already knew this communism shit was going to be bad.

Checked!

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Grilling out.

/sip/ post here with you guys because I have no friends irl (or gf)

it's what happens when we leave unordained members to do it instead of letting the guild. i blame myself for not taking 16 hour command again

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yes Kingdom Hearts 6 Gorillion where Sora finds out the Holocaust didn't actually happen

people do things?

Visit family because they asked me to. We'll probably barbecue and go to the beach or something.

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Well, it can't be that bad since James Woods is working on it again.
>twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/998061225220042752

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oh shit James is tweeting again

It all seems great.

It's ok. :) It's not the end of the world. Thanks for everything you do Nico... :)

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/degeneratedrinker/ reporting in

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wez t-shirts and sheeit

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I fired the bakers guild. Hahaha. Told you guys about wat i did to air traffic controllers. You dont into history.
Hahahaha! !!!!!!

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What a fantastic dedication.

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I watch gay porn regularly

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I guess

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Everyone knows you're a saled tosser you queer

Wtf does my kid have an alarm set to go of at 2am?

Fucking hell these last days were so boring politically speaking

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>killing your own imagination
sad

He's sneaking out with friends, go catch his ass.

Purely for research, right?

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who doesn't?

I'm more amazed by how the media ragged on Ivanka smiling as she presided over the opening. What the hell was she supposed to do, be solemn like at a funeral?

only when my fren wont suck me off

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He’s 9 and asleep.

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Expect it as the legacy media has run out of steam and ideas

I like to find new moves to use on my boyfriend

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from 2 to 6 is 5 hours

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that's when it's safe to fap and he assumes you'll be asleep

The Iunno he's probably watching porn or something, those are the only two reason my dumb ass would've done something like that at his age

do you consider traps gay?

T-Thank you

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I used to but then i got past sadpanda on exhentai

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>watching porn
>at the age of 9

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A better question is what was she even doing there in the first place?

I'm so straight I don't like regular porn with penises

if you built up your imagination rather than destroying it, you could make yourself cum without even touching yourself.

it's this. sneak up and bust in his room at 2:05

He mentioned something about a 3am video the other day. I dunno what these fucking kids are up to these days.

>twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/997647292155875328
He posted a pic with Lieutenant Dan

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Is gay porn more "interesting" than straight porn? Like, is there usually more different kind of things going on? I'm asking in a strictly no homo fashion BTW.

i was 9 or 10 when i started stealing my dad's hustlers. when the fuck did you start puberty?

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Lol that's funny!!! Nobody even cares.... Trump was talking to the boys and bragging about some skank who would steal his money in a second... Lol so what...

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oh lordy lord

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I can do that senpai

I just like watching the acting :')

Thats gay.

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DO THIS

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Welcome to parenthood since homo sapiens were a species