The Politics of Doritos

Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese? Justify only using political dialouges.

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nacho cheese because u r gay

Both being chewed at the same time. Like facism, it is an alternative to the communist (nacho cheese) or the capitalist (Cool ranch) options. It takes the best of both and makes them into something greater.

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Both suck. I'll smash your bags and crush your chips. Voting is for slaves. I will become king.

MSG, no thanks.

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>Both suck. I'll smash your bags and crush your chips. Voting is for slaves. I will become king.

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when I was in the USA the few tiems I eat Doritos I eat Norch Cheese. theyìre good.

>MSG is healthy comrade

Eschew the lies of the big guvmit come and enjoy tasty tasty Doritos user.

Red bag = red pilled.

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plebs

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Cool Ranch colluded with Nacho Cheese to win the election

she looks lilke jimmy pop from bloodhound gang

Taco is the best Doritos and they brought it back to prove supremacy.

>pedo triangle in logo

No thx

Taco doritos with some queso is bomb af.

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Sorry Gaylords

Only the most patrician chip for me

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Where’s the cheeseburger dorito. That shit was amazing. Would vote for president.

Cool Ranch is the best Tortilla chip by far because in the current economy who else but Cool Ranch was there to pick up the pieces in fighting the hunger of the Larger class of citizen.
Not just any citizen. But the oppressed citizen, the down trodden citizen, The FAT citizen!
(Hoorahh)

>eating junk food
the goodest of goyim
you deserve everything Israel does to you

Death to crumbfags

red pilled

There is a time for both chip.

But, If you're telling me that Cool Ranch is not the better chip, you're a real shitbird.

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