/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TIRED DOGGO EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>PressSec Sarah on Hannity 5/19/18
youtu.be/0NS51Iph2Ms
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/Jared @Prison Reform Summit 5/18/18
youtu.be/Yzk7ZhWPPfo
>VP Pence @America 1st event in IN 5/18/18
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>DHSSec Nielsen on Immigration Policy 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445804-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Dutch FM Blok 5/18/18
youtu.be/7SHt_v8Kiho
>HHSDep Awards Ceremony 5/18/18
youtu.be/5Va2ES6iK68
>NECDir Kudlow on Trade w/China 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445827-1/
>AsstAG Gore @House on 2020 Census Progress 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445756-1/
>PressSec Sarah talks to press 5/18/18
youtu.be/XXcz566gzes
>This Week @State 5/18/18
youtu.be/m4QMMoJ7s30
>IntDep Video: Happy Armed Forces day 5/18/18
youtu.be/nC-rC8UMyAY
>StateDep Video: Natl Police Week 5/18/18
youtu.be/viEoYWAuJww
>WH Video: Prison Reform Summit 5/18/18
youtu.be/_c-lGCbEFZk
>CovFEfe 5/17/18
youtu.be/1qsRU7C_Gp0
>Giuliani on Hannity 5/17/18
youtu.be/gBu5HCl0T8M
>Pres Trump Bilat Meeting w/NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/Cd0DVegcnbQ
>Pres Trump meets NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/UoBviIK1t6w
>Meeting of President's NSTAC members 5/17/18
youtu.be/Ai2DyEnxBHw
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445716-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
youtu.be/sy4mTsWBeYo

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MAGA!

Collusion isn't a crime.

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I just bought a plane ticket to miami guys i hope the people are nice

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AWOO

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anyone ever had a homosexual encounter?

>oh.. so that's why you baked it so long

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but im feeling wide awake and HIGH ENERGY

>that's a maine coon cat

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>not stockton

my fetish bros

yes

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No :(

NOBODY TELL HIM ANY DIFFERENT

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faggots raus

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ash really took his loss at Rock Gym badly

tell me about it
>tfw never felt another mans warm embrace
why live

we already had a gay thread

this should be a black thread

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You cannot possibly defend this

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>The trade deficit is what happens when the world is selling us more stuff precisely because they are buying some of our assets. They help fund Apple and Google and the same municipal debt that builds our bridges, or funds kids' educations if a family is borrowing.
>The trade deficit is what happens when the world is selling us more stuff precisely because they are buying some of our assets. They help fund Apple and Google and the same municipal debt that builds our bridges, or funds kids' educations if a family is borrowing.
>"When we say let's get rid of the trade deficit, we are saying let's stop borrowing from rest of world or, equivalently, let's no longer have rest of the world invest in the U.S.," "When we say let's get rid of the trade deficit, we are saying let's stop borrowing from rest of world or, equivalently, let's no longer have rest of the world invest in the U.S.,"

Is it true bros? Are we brainlets for not wanting to have a trade deficit?

>tfw hoping the author is eating crow now that the Chinks and Europoors are begging us to stop fucking them with tariffs and offering to buy more of our shit

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Forgot article

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I kissed a guy once, not in a gay way (idk how I can explain that)

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BLACK CATED

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it wasn't properly predicated counterintel. It was espionage on political opposition. No crime was investigated. The opponent was investigated. Using government resources and access. In order to win an election at any cost.

How bout a Trump thread?

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I love these

>(((Krugman)))

Collusion as a legal mechanism is known more widely as conspiracy to commit, and is mainly used to charge lesser offenders connected with a major crime with the higher crime, or as leverage to have flip them into testifying against their co-conspirators.

did u say no homo?

So Russian collusion has been easily established.
Russia says "we got dirt on you opponent
Don Jr says "I love it"
Meeting in Trump Tower with top campaign advisors with Russians

> BOOM COLLUSION

Blah, blah, blah we dindu nuffin - Oh shit Manafort took notes...oh shit people were wearing wires. NONE OF THE MATTER SINCE TAKING THE MEETING IS COLLUSION.

> BOOM SAUDIS AND EMIRATES WERE ALSO COLLUDING WITH TRUMP CAMPAIGN.

Wew....the Trump Administration is like American in the sense it conned a few million retards into buying hats.
Too many jobs lost in China!!

It was the only way to protect Trump retard

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It's hard sometimes. I get really down about being lonely. I just try to work on myself and shut all thoughts out.

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No.

No, not unironically, I said no homo.

Know the best part?

This is the year Democrats win fucking everything.

No.

Really.

I mean EVERYTHING.

Asshole will attack Syria, kill Assad, and leave the bald headed Russian cunt spitting mad.

Then Mueller will have Asshole and Vice Asshole arrested by summer.

Then President Nancy Pelosi (uhhhnnng fuck YAS) gets to declare national emergency right before the big blue tsunami in November.

Hey, don't forget the Russian cunt!

He'll do something incredibly stupid. Or we'll just tell you he did. ;)

Are you guys with me?

Okay.

So.

President Nancy Pelosi. Democratic supermajority. War and emergency powers.

Like holy FUCKING SHIT.

We're literally literally going to be dragging far right pantshitters into FEMA camps this time next year. We'll literally be giving their big houses to refugees and undocumented immigrants. We'll LITERALLY be doing whatever the fuck we want and there's exactly FUCK ALL Skinhead cunts can do about it.

Congrats, babydicks.

You beat your chests and thrust your little dicks thinking you'd won the entire world when Asshole beat Her.

Now, you get to find out what a big, brutal bloodthirsty bitch Hillary "Payback" Clinton is. And how much delicious mischief we'll do with no rules, no limits, and no more regressive shitfucks standing in our way.

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Also Roger Stone outed Halper two years ago in his book. Not exactly news.

Since we're getting gay ITT I'll tell you guys something I've never told anyone. When I was 5 this kid in the neighborhood used to suck my dick. I was supposed to reciprocate, but never did. He said it tasted like chocolate milk. I saw him in a Dunkin Donuts like 10 years later and he was super weird about it, I didn't realize why at first because I never had his dick in my mouth, but he couldn't say the same.

>Hillary gets parts of her dossier from contacting the Russians for opposition research
Nothing wrong with this
>Trump Jr. accepts a meeting with a russian lawyer that wants to get Americans adopting Russian babies and says she might have some dirt on Hillary
Jackpot

Its all so tiresome

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An election they still lost, and so now the game is to attempt to make absolutely everybody look in a different direction so the conspirators can get away scot-free.

Right wingers truely are disgusting

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you really expect me to read all that shit?

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my dick is a mans dick and very fucking large thank you

That still makes you a faggot, you dork. There is no going back.

So in the next Zodiac year, will the Chinese have something new ready for Trump?
Their whole adoration for our President still confuses me on some level, but i've had anons explain it to me before...

The most notable thing about Paul Krugman is that by comparison, one could make the argument that Obama deserved his Nobel.

>(((Rauch)))

Hey guys, I grew up with just a single mum I don't have any friends or anything, is there a discord or anything where I can meet some fellow like minded people and (maybe a girl) who has complete faith in daddy Trump like me guys?

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Miami is full of my hispanic friends, how can it be bad?

so you are saying that captain murphy is bad?
and communism is bad?

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are there other types of dick?

I miss the good days of /ptg/

Back when we had real shills like McMorpheous and Finnshill. True heroes who stood up for Jow Forums ideals like putting whites first and defending our interests all over the board - especially our allies /sg/

I'm afraid that our thread has been hijacked by charlatans and has given into anime, faggots, and judaisim. We have embraced the worst of our evolutionary mindset while shirking the best.

I'm sad to see it end like this. Since when did we stand for Israel? We never gave a wit about your reddit spacing or flag, it was what you believed that defined you in the thread of Trump. Wasn't it our thread's greatest posters who tore down Clinton in the election? Yet now we want to bomb sandniggers for Israel.

We were the thread of patriotism, now we are the thread that attacks the patriots in /sg/

We were the thread of virtue, now we are the thread that supports Bolton.

We were the thread of law and order, and now we tolerate that kiwi using opioids and choking down cock.

We were the thread of swamp draining, now we are the thread that shills for neoconservatisim.

We were the thread of doing things by the book, and now were the thread that broke years of tradition by posting reddit screenshots we took while posting there in our spare time.

We were the thread that embraced the based sandniggers, and now we are the thread of fuck based Assad.

And we were the thread that I was proud to be a part of. Not any more. Today, I changed my flag to "geographic".

I hope that we will be forgiven for betraying our principles.

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I disagree, but we're splitting hairs at this point.

ah, the best of both worlds. hot gay sex but staying straight

yes but i'm not a pedophile

it gets hard for me too sometimes and i also have to work on myself

Grindr.

its not pedophilia in pakistan

2019 is the 'Year of the Pig'.

You can probably see the jokes coming already.

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He's probably one of those clowns from sector six.

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>We were the thread of law and order, and now we tolerate that kiwi using opioids and choking down cock.
nah we B E N Z O bois now

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amazing engravings, but that can't possibly be legal lol

Pod six, newfag.

pod six is jerks

It's kind of funny how the aussies and their new zealand cousins shill this thread so hard when only the most hardened of alcoholics are up reading this shit anyway.

Post what you have as ctrl+v right now no changing.

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>shill

>Year of the Pig

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SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

DONALD JOHN TRUMP IS A MURDERER

FUCKING U.S.A

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This is exactly why you dont allow degeneracy to take root.

It starts with a few anime trap pictures and ends with a horde of faggots discussing their cock diet

Move this thread to /lgbt/

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I'm not gay.

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sector sounds better imho

nigger im just talking about hot straight sex between two men

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>shill

I bring nothing but love.

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So just how big is this new FBI revelation?

You are both kiwis

fuck em' m9 god bless america
BRITISH AMERICAN SLAGS HAVE INFILTRATED THE ROAYL FAMILY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Nyet sir! Nyet!"

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The Russians and Chinese fear Trump because the media has portrayed him as a madman, and his willingness to do dickish/crazy things corroborates this to them. Fear begets respect.

It depends on whether or not U.S. Attorney Huber is an Obama-Clinton loyalist.

To give the meme answer, this is bigger than Watergate
You know that's the truth because the talking heads aren't calling it *blank*gate because its not comparable, its worse.

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literally destroys the whole Russian Trump colluding angle, but normies won't ever notice so shhhhh

Normies noticed this time.

>Democracy dies in the darkness

>Literally advocating for people to condone illegal , outright unconstitutional spying and plants for political opponents, because you (((The Media))) decided to collude with the government to inform election results.

>Dares to hold the Name of our Nation's capital named after the Great George Washington.

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thanks big guy

sometimes the low information voters need some help to understand how things are

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>MSM shilling helps us negotiate with foreign nations on an international scale
kek Trump is living the life of a real Roman emperor

And the faQots think it's Jesus' Rapture.

Fuck off it clears Strzok. Trump should apologise immediately

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It is big for those that are no completely entrenched in their beliefs (the mythical independent) but they compose a tiny percentage of the electorate. Unless charges are brought forward in a clear manner with some media support it won't mean shit.

Imagine believing this FOX NEWS Right Wing News version of reality. You're like Rudy Giuliani but instead of spouting shit you're eating it.
Nobody is talking about a dossier you simple jack.
We're talking about testimony given by Trump's fucking 2nd string, B Team cast of fucking dipshits who couldn't stop lying about contacts with Russia and now a whole NEW bag of shit has opened up because they were also colluding with the Saudis and the UAE.

>BUT, MUH HILLARY. LOCK HURR UP!!

It's 2018 fuckface. Nobody cares about Grandma anymore except the same faggots who hold onto failed ideologies like Nazis and Confederates.