I have had plenty of girls suck my dick but they have never given me one of those pornstar style blowjobs that are all...

i have had plenty of girls suck my dick but they have never given me one of those pornstar style blowjobs that are all noisy and sloppy using a hand up and down the shaft etc
maybe i have an ugly penis or something
how do i get a slut to suck my dick properly
they never seem into it when they are doing it

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>"ugh why isnt he giving me money right now"

Need to pay or find a girl who wants heroin

those types of blowjobs are fake desu

Stop watching (((porn))) and then maybe you'll have normal expectations of sex, faggot.

Simply tell her how you want her to do it and tell her to act like she's fucking loving it. Then slap her if she gives you any lip and slap yourself for asking dudes on a basketweaving forum how to get your dick sucked properly ffs. Also sage.

You don't getting your benis succed isn't natural, it's not as pleasurable as pussy and she gets nothing out of it. It's a porn meme and it sucks when they start using their teeth to make you want her to stop. Just a waste of time.

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i have paid escorts as well and they don't do it properly either

not true because a mate of mine was telling me about how his ex used to suck his dick like a pornstar.

u look like a wog, fk off

wogs built this country, you yellow skinned little shit.

and sex before marriage is fake but you still have it. doesnt mean its real

Man Josh Hartnett fell off big time...

how is this in any way politics related? Fuck off

thats just the devil corrupting your mind through porn. Instead of working to help your fellow human, you want to dominate them.

all i see on this board is threads about roasties and thots. this is r9k 2.0 now.

>it's not as pleasurable as pussy and she gets nothing out of it

You just haven't gotten sucked off by a bitch who loves suckin DICK. They're out there. Look for chicks with piercings, tattoos, dyed hair, and chocker necklaces.

go to europe and met a girl with a soul. France is good for grls.

Most women can't suck dick, not even the hookers.
Bye!

Only guys know how to give a blowjob properly and trust me the regret afterward isn't worth it.

You need to find a fat girl. Not joking.

Nah, been there and done that, I'll stick to muh onaholes and 2d, don't have to put up with their nonsense.

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This is political, this man is crying for help. He is not a man, a man would instruct his woman to deliver him pleasure to his own satisfaction.. someone who isn't a man would get what's given and complain on Jow Forums

How do we solve the problem of boys not being men?

just tell them to do it. its not hard at all.
tell them:
>more spit
>louder
>look at me
>use your hand
>don't take your mouth off it
girls like to be told what to do, remember they are girls and are therefore inferior.

try a married woman user

Impossible to answer without a dick pic.

whys that

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