Being German is suffering

We never created an empire like the Brits. As such we have no friends and nobody speaks our language. We have never won a war despite thinking we’re the master race. We don’t even have our own currency (Euro) let alone a border (Schengen). Now with Brexit we have to subsidise the rest of this shithole continent by ourselves. JUST

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I like your Zeiss lenses. Britcucks can't compete with your optics.

Lots of nations "almost" speak your language though. Namely the Scandinavian and Dutch languages.

Oy m8 you, got a loicense for that
Dumb britcuck

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>As such we have no friends and nobody speaks our language

In fact you are actually speaking our language

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what about the holy German empire?

You actually did create a lot including the British Empire because they are from Germany and you have done quite a bit for the US since the majority of it is German lineage, you really fucked up when you spread all over the west and did nothing for your own country. Now it's suffering for the lack of populism and the best Germans left decades ago...

And our language. Although I'm not sure we are friends.
But you are right, the two world wars left Germany with a self-chastisement complex. And after the Third Reich you as a nation adopted the feeling that it's bad to have national pride.
The open arms for refugees policy that Merkel pushed is only possible, because you Germans still feel guily for the Holocaust.

just move to straya mate

Americans are not German. Most of you are English but just say American. People LARP. Bud Tyrone Rodriguez is probably 50% Anglo 25% Spanish and 25% German and that is enough for him to say he is German American. Disgusting

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Just move to Freedomland, Kraut. You'd like it here. Lot of German ancestry around Pennsylvania.

you know what to do

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>We have never won a war despite thinking we’re the master race.

don't be so down, it took nearly the whole world to defeat you last time..

No it's actually true. Nobody said we liked it, it's just the way it happened.

Guys did you really fall that fucking low, it's a fucking MEME FLAG POST YOUR FUCKING RETARDS STOP REPLYING TO IT

Except we were allied with Japan and the whole of the continent. You need to stop putting us on a pedestal. We lost to a bunch of drunk Slavs and we started it.

Thats not the point hes making, we all know there are very few pure Germans in America today. A large number of the first american immigrants were German.

You’re next, Pierre

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>Allied with whole whole continent
Lmao. Fuck off kike.

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As I said, that’s self reported. And Americans lie.

It's the the actual truth though weather it's a joke or not. Germany has nothing at this point.

That's compiled data. But in the years ahead it will change.

Fuck off memeflag. The Germans are our brothers.

If you really think that way you are not German. We are currently on one of highest standards of living you dumb cunt. Just love away from Germany to something eastern or southern and you'll see what you have. Probably a britbong trying to speak for germans again.

*move
Fucking english Keyboard

Du bist ein absolut Shannt. Dumkopf.

Only dumb fucks feel guilty for the holocaust. I hated this argument of "oh you've gotta feel bad for what YOU did".
Really dumb fucks are the only people who try to tell us WE did something wrong. I guess being Swiss is not bad cause of your neutrality

I speak your language OwO

You probably don't even earn your own money anyway, Jens R.

yes

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Germany can be described with one word, insecurity.

I see four irrelevant countries and one which has turned into an even bigger joke by now

Also Germany :^D

Don’t feel bad krauts. You have nothing to feel ashamed of. You were on the right side of history during WW2

He meant german not arabic

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Please, this makes the Hermann sad

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We started a war that killed millions of whites and we lost to drunk Russian SJWs.

> as soon as I found out Germany was now afraid of dogs I knew there was something wrong

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I grew up watching german television in my country. I grew up watching a alot of cartoons in german and when I got to the age of 9-10 I realized that I understood german fully, only rare words were escaping my understanding.
But then because of reasons I lost my german television programs and in school i was forced to learn english. I wanted to learn German but in my area there wasn't anyone who could help me with perfecting german. So i've stopped using german for 11-12 years. And guess what I only understand about 40% of what people talk about. Sometimes I understand everything and can make the picture of whats going on.
I remember I was watching this German Tv show called WOW it was a science show for kids, my favorite. And they got a news tv guy for it that was speaking german with a weird accent, I don't know from where, and I was amazed that I didn't understand 10% of what the dude was saying. Like it wasn't even german.
I grew up with the German language and I will one day make an effort in re learning it again.
> I was only able to understand spoken german
> I can't write german correctly
> I can't read german correctly

sounds like you got a case of the Weltschmerz

>gypsy sucking kraut's dick

>German Tv show called WOW
I don't remember it

being german is nice if you ignore the social engineering and the fact that your government is actively working against your kin.
BEING german though, is very nice.

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>Ethnic Germans will be a minority in the 20-30 age range in 4 years
>4 YEARS

The only place worse off that France, USA, Canada and the UK.

In fact, you have beat Napoleon 3´s french ass in 1870.

>Only dumb fucks feel guilty for the holocaust.
Interesting, you post with a Nazi flag and don't jump on the holocaust deniel band waggon as soon as someone mentiones it. Not classic Jow Forums.

I'm not sure about the neutrality thing. I just think we as a nation like to keep to ourselves, we don't like outsiders and we like to stay of drama. (Drama like world wars and such, lol.)

I really think it's something ingrained in the people here. I don't know if it's because historically we always had do defend ourselves against bigger enemies who wanted to incorporate us, like France, Germany, Austria-Hungary and so on.

>we
show us your flag D&S kike

i dont have any sympathy for germans desu. i love yalls culture. your balance of work and play. your nation has history, a decent social structure. you all speak a langage that requires thought, and comes with centuries of tradition to back it up. you all work hard, and benefit others.

try being an american. a language so loosely attached to its base that it has no structure or rules anymore. where culture is not homogenous, but so fucking fragmented that every week is some new novelty bullshit week of whatever. we have NO public infrastructure. we fight everyones fights for them. we uave to accept the ruling of the leftists or face harsh social lashback.

im sorry deutsch bro, but as far as i can tell, what youre upset about is first world snivelling compared to the depressing round robin game of drugs, sex, and degeneracy that is modern day society in the US. countyourself lucky you have anything. our cafes dont even stay open past 6pm. the quiet barwhere one can smoke and chill at for hours does not exist in the US, and that alone is a human rights violation of the utmost importance.

STARBUCKS IS NOT A CAFE

Why do you care about a self defeating kraut? Are you a cuck from Bolzano?

>memeflag
Fuck off, Amerikike.

Shut the fuck up and show flag. We won numerous wars as the hre. And as modern times we kicked the frenches asses in the franco prussian war that united germany. We also won the war in the east in ww1. And won the war against the french and poles and a bunch of other states in ww2. Just because final victory was not archieved doesnt mean the Performance of the german army was something to be ashamed of. And despite the flaws of the eu regarding immigration and regulation common curreny benefits us the most. It makes exports much cheaper.

But that's true, you have no culture.

>We won numerous wars as the hre
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

>We also won the war in the east in ww1
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I am as German as sausage, beer and Merkel’s migrants raping

No, the Germans speak OUR language.

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Why do I get the feeling that behind this EU flag is the British cunt who's always posting Nigel Farage and making b8 threads and saying 'lol you're not even a real country'? Show flag bong and GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND.

>says the country known for their outstanding incompetence in both world wars and that has been militarily irrelevent since the fall of the west roman empire

Then show flag Schlomo.

>We have never won a war despite thinking we’re the master race.
Oh really?
>Franco-German War
>Abushiri Revolt
>Hehe Rebellion
>Bafut Wars
>Adamawa Campaign
>Herero Wars
>Maji Maji Rebellion
>Sokehs Rebellion
>First Silesian Uprising
>Spanish Civil War
>Sudeten German Uprising

I don't get why people get so pissy about meme flags. Using a meme flag is reasonable from a security and privacy standpoint.

> We don’t even have our own currency (Euro)

Implying it is not our currency

la cultura della creatura

Hi Nigel

Germanic culture arose in Denmark

Australia is a British colony. You’re either an abo or some disgusting Irish-German hybrid pig.

Schleswig Holstein is German territory.

Verpiss dich tyrone

Its fine as long as you dont use it to pretend to be a selfhating cuck of another nationality by hiding you flag.

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>posting with meme flag

so you don't even know how to use at least a proxy, you faggot.

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Wir schaffen das, fellow German