/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MAGA LION EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>PressSec Sarah on Hannity 5/19/18
youtu.be/0NS51Iph2Ms
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/Jared @Prison Reform Summit 5/18/18
youtu.be/Yzk7ZhWPPfo
>VP Pence @America 1st event in IN 5/18/18
youtu.be/elF1jj-iuoY
>DHSSec Nielsen on Immigration Policy 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445804-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Dutch FM Blok 5/18/18
youtu.be/7SHt_v8Kiho
>HHSDep Awards Ceremony 5/18/18
youtu.be/5Va2ES6iK68
>NECDir Kudlow on Trade w/China 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445827-1/
>AsstAG Gore @House on 2020 Census Progress 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445756-1/
>PressSec Sarah talks to press 5/18/18
youtu.be/XXcz566gzes
>This Week @State 5/18/18
youtu.be/m4QMMoJ7s30
>IntDep Video: Happy Armed Forces day 5/18/18
youtu.be/nC-rC8UMyAY
>StateDep Video: Natl Police Week 5/18/18
youtu.be/viEoYWAuJww
>WH Video: Prison Reform Summit 5/18/18
youtu.be/_c-lGCbEFZk
>CovFEfe 5/17/18
youtu.be/1qsRU7C_Gp0
>Giuliani on Hannity 5/17/18
youtu.be/gBu5HCl0T8M
>Pres Trump Bilat Meeting w/NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/Cd0DVegcnbQ
>Pres Trump meets NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/UoBviIK1t6w
>Meeting of President's NSTAC members 5/17/18
youtu.be/Ai2DyEnxBHw
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445716-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
youtu.be/sy4mTsWBeYo

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MAGA!

Hilldawgs surf the sea of Drumpf tears!

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Why does Sunday always feel like shit?

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It's over Drumpfies. Based CIA totally straight Mormon intellectuals are onto your treason

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There are three camps in this thread:

> JoeFags / IchigoFags / ReiFags (all known for choosing the absolute worst choice if given the option)
> AsukaFags / ZeroTsuFags / F&F fags (known for taking the safest and spineless choice)
> MisatoFags / NanaFaga / OutnumberedFags (known for their intelligence, sexual prowess and good taste)

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> Hilldawgs assemble!
> Hillary dance!

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He doesn't even pretend the Russia investigation was anything but politically-motivated. Fucking kike.

Now I want an Egg McMuffin.

YAAAAS QUEEN SLAY

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Just gonna get the party started here then...
> (you)

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user, admitting to evasion is a bannable offense. Don't do that, people will report you and you'll get banned

I'm still #Team Futoshi
He's going to get her back now thanks to memory wipe.

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Selling guns & funding ISIS & the cannibal rebels, McCain & McMuffin deserve hell

>Why is Drumpf against the poor, independent (((FBI))), they just want to keep our country safe!
>Hahahahhaa, the FBI will defeat you, Drumpf! :^)
Gradually

why do you support tyranny
banning anyone for anything besides cp should be a bannable offense

Please for the love of God let him order the CIA to start protecting the Democrat campaigns.

The Bernie of the characters
> Futoshi still can win, see how!
> I just donated 400$ for his wedding preparations, match me!
> what?! He conceded and donated all his money to their wedding? Nooooooooo!

>muh we spied on Trump because he is evil
>Just give us more time and space goyim

Who in the fuck still believes this garbage

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I always crave breakfast food and nonbreakfast hours

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*at

At this point only former employees of the Obama and Clinton and Bush regimes.

I Begin

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>FRESH BAKED 'NANA BREAD!!
NO NANNERS

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Cause it's Monday morning you fucking dip

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What about /bestboifags/

Do I go to the deathcamp?

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The Republican party sent out emails saying that CNN and Rasmussen polling has them downgraded to lose the house this fall...is it true bros? Is the house gone?

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Sorry buddy, here you go.

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banana breads one of the best things ever

sunday always had a sad vibe t.bh. ever since school cuz you knew the next day you had to go back to school

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Christians, Jews and Muslims.

>I love this series.
I do it for you.

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I work midnights so I get to have breakfast for dinner and it feels right. I really want sausage gravy and biscuits but I need some fiber today.

Superior nana

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>Portubro is resorting to shameless yous when he runs out of data
pottery
to assume Zero Tsu is a spineless choice is fucking retarded and inept. You just like old hags cause you're married to one with emotional problems JUST like nana. no one likes nana mate. not here @ least
Please choke on dick cause I won't unlike (You)

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jej its the fag from last thread. way to make yourself a target! no pics so obv i hit a nerve hey

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you know you want to date me
you asked me what my name was originally

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>No Trump tweets.

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/ptg/ is blogpost central now

He is panicking, he knows it's over for him

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>Oh’
What did he mean by this?

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Nosenstein has (((Horowitz))) looking into the FBI infiltration. Is this good, /ptg/?

I hope he's OK. Everybody needs fiber in their diet. Especially older guys. Healthy poops equals happy butthole.

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>California rebukes Trump with health care push for immigrants

>California is poised to become the first state in the nation to offer full health coverage to undocumented adults even as the Trump administration intensifies its crackdown by separating families at the border.

>The proposal — which would build on Gov. Jerry Brown’s 2015 decision to extend health coverage to all children, regardless of immigration status — is one of the most daring examples yet of blue-state Democrats thumbing their nose at President Donald Trump as they pursue diametrically opposed policies, whether on immigration, climate change, legalized marijuana or health care.

>“California has never waited for the federal government, or for a political climate, to be able to take leadership on a whole host of issues,” state Sen. Ricardo Lara, author of the state Senate bill to extend Medicaid coverage to all adults, told POLITICO.

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Still too early.

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Hillary, you're not over it? Let me help give you some good memories...

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Jerry Brown is a fool.

Well, he got McCabe fired.

If Commiefornia wants to bankrupt itself paying for Paco and his friends go for it. Trump should just bite the bullet and cut all federal funding until they start obeying federal law.

snapchat and name now you faggot
nanafaggots need to die a slow death like how nana will die of old age desu. Portubro wanted this. God what a stupid idiot. Great bait.
>mfw he throws Best Girl under the bus

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oh youre pink hair chan too

well well well isnt that interesting

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IS ANYTHING GOING TO HAPPENING TODAY?

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Braaaap got me

unironically best hour t b h
>IT LASTS FOR ONE HOUR ONLY

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Yes, lots of screeching and fun.

Yeah but it's a secret. Sorry.

More than has happened on any day previous.

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> nana_superiority_led_to_controversy.jpg

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>> nana_superiority_led_to_controversy.jpg
YAMERO DELET THIS
ignoring the question, typical schizo

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burn the coal pay the toll my dude

i dont have a snapchat

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WTF
IM WATCHING JOE NOT FOX AND FRIENDS

>Gross Girl posting

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oops forgot pic related

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So this is the beta-Asuka they speak of

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Where the blue hell have you been and where's my new collage?!

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>FBI had to spy on Trump because Trump was inexperienced in dealing with foreign intelligence serivce. They were and still are there to protect him.

livenewson.com/american/msnbc.html

I-I NEED IT

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And with this, I leave you all for the night!

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asuka sensai sakura naruto
aeregato gozamasu
doi muste
beelu
nani!

maybe ill dl ps and hook you up sometime

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then why an investigation into collusion

So Trump demands an investigation about why the DOJ placed an undercover agent in his campaign, huh?

Careful what you wish for, Trumpie. It might be because of that free condo in Leningrad that Paul Manafort had.

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>burn the coal pay the toll my dude
>i dont have a snapchat
tf does this mean """my dude""", oni is pure? thought you wanted to be offline frens but..

Shit-tier: watching F&F

Good-tier: watching Morning Joe

Best-tier: watching Trump on F&F

ABSOLUTE GOT-TIER: watching Joe and Mika watching Trump on F&F

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They're going to do like new jersey and start putting all this down to "charitable donations" which will allow them to stop paying the feds so the red states can get back to paying their share of the federal burden as it was before Trump capped limo libshits at 10k.

washingtonpost.com/business/economy/is-this-tax-avoidance-no-think-of-it-as-tax-revenge/2018/05/04/8e37af00-4f01-11e8-84a0-458a1aa9ac0a_story.html?utm_term=.3b843d4e00db

So that is the policy for all candidates is it? If you do not tick 'certain' boxes you are ripe to be spied on by your own country?

why was the paul manafort investigation shelved for years

Schlumpf

Joe smugly chuckling to himself while mika is reading the hilariously sad Trump tweets form the weekend
this morning will be a slaughter

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ULTRA-TIER - Watching Joe and Mika talk about Trump being on F&F and making fun of Joe and Mika.

ONI CHAN

deska
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moi moi

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Ascended-tier: watching Kellyanne on F&F.

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You do realise Morning Joe is simply an act, they have the same shitty guests on who aggre to Joe's talking points & Mika simply sits there just hoping to survive the morning? the Lincoln bust is there to remember what happens to ppl who don't comply with Joe's whims.

it's time

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A "Bust of Damocles" if you will

"Mika. Remember your place or I swear to god I'll put you there."

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Good morning, sir

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So the same tired BS. Lori is looking down on Joe & the Lincoln bust is still there, only a psycho like Joe would display the murder weapon live on TV