>be American expat
>go to U.K. for grad school
>fall in love with beautiful northerner girl
>sex is great, she is supportive of everything I am and hope to be
>only issue is she hates my political stances
>find out she’s cheating on me with rich liberal balding poof
>graduate with my doctorate, go back to USA heartbroken
>few months pass
>hear about Ariana Grande suicide bombing
>mfw she was a big fan, was from Manchester and died in the attack
>mfw even tho i hate Islam for killing my true love, they went on thot patrol for me
Funny Story’s Thread
Michael James
Blake Bell
Bump
Levi Baker
Aaron Allen
How was that funny?
Nathan Powell
Roasties getting cultural enrichment whats not funny about that.
Jaxon Hill
Roasties getting toasty
Jaxon Thompson
why dost he speak in such riddles
Lincoln Richardson
Kek is here
Jack Mitchell
>Mutt imagination
William Bell
I spontaneous can't think of anything partically funny.
Lincoln Carter
These digits
Benjamin Murphy
>German can’t think of a funny story
Pottery At least I can checkem
Tyler Foster
Tell us about the time Hans turned a corner in the forklift at 91 degrees instead of 90.
Brandon Diaz
>mutt royale
Leo Wilson
that woulndt be a funny story, you can be beaten up for shit like this. we dont fuck around with work ethic here
Adrian Hernandez
Germans confirmed insectoid
Connor Howard
wow nice blog post op
Joseph Allen
why so angry ? is the pizza delivery guy not fast enough today ?
William Sanchez
bump
Jack Martinez
are you the guy that made the chicken frens thread in /b/?
Cooper Lopez
inshallah works in mysterious ways
Mason James
he cute
Jonathan Walker
niggers work in KFC
Ryder Ross
Thankus
Hunter Reyes
welcomus