I Want To Move to the Third World and Live as a King

Where can i live the lifestyle of a colonial barron from victorian times

Somewhere my humble income will buy me vast tracts of land

Somewhere i can buy a nice house and eat out every day

Somewhere not too dangerous where people will kiss my ass for being white rather than try to kill me

Where can i start again pol ? Where can hack the system, break the inbuilt rules designed to keep me a nobody and live as a Colonial Lord with a vast plantation and a beige suit ?

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Africa

im thinking India, SA asia or parts of Africa (that dont have communist govs, bandit paramilitaries or ebola - which kind of narrows it down..altho Africa is a big place)

Where can i plant my flag and buy scenic vistas for very little money ?

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Isnt your government seizing land from white farmers and using paramilitaries to murder them for land clearances atm ?

Honest question, would the thugs bother targeting the little guy ? or do they only go after major landholders ? Iv seen some horror stories of small homesteaders being murdered for a few hundred dollars

Philippines my man, you can even fake your death over there and collect insurance money in your own country. Living here is cheap and it's a paradise in some area's, plus Pinay sluts love white cock.

Thailand

I got a free room.

I like the sound of this

and the pinays who arnt whores are all God fearing ultra friendly people

I said the third world. Romania is the fourth world user

go home

t. king

You can't buy land here, unless you're married to a khmer.

South Africa could've been such a nice place. Why didn't we genoc... I mean move the nogs somewhere else?

Serbia, trust me nigga. I went there with a grand to spend for a week and lived like a Roman Emperor.

Africa. No joke.

They did but after the fall of apartheid the best border patrol in the world collapsed and 30+ million Nigerians, Ghanans and others bum rushed the border.

you are overestimating value of being white, retard.

I planned to leave for Thailand within 20 years, as soon I have 100K$ + My early retirement (I know about penalties)
Someone, change my mind to stay in Leafland, you probably can't

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>Romania is the fourth world user

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Colombia?

Within 20 years Thailand, your money might not be worth that much more in Thailand desu... they’re slowly going the way of Singapore. If the objective is to move somewhere where your money can really go further than in the US/Canada/Western Europe, I would say hold off on any definitive plans re: Thailand and wait and see

My shithole

> Rural land is cheap as fuck
> Something as low as 2k / month will have you living comfortably in a nice neighborhood in a city (even more on a rural place except for certain goods)
> If you're a blue - eyed blonde, people will lick your boots and women will throw themselves at you, you'll be drowning in pussy
> After peace accord with FARC it's been pretty safe everywhere.

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I do believe the death rate for white men in countries like the Philippines is something like 7 or 9 times what it is in N. America. They really don't like you there, particularly if you're just there to get drunk and fuck their women. I mean that's understandable, right?

The police will find you with a bullet in your head or lying on the ground under your apartment balcony and they'll casually rule it to be a suicide.

Not really a good plan.

>shithole
I'd like to remind you that that isn't actually a racial term, as proported by the media.

>2k to live in culombia
wtf you can live with less than half in rural europe

Philippines is you best bet, most of them speak English and its a beautiful place to live as long as you don't mind the slums that cover the place

>tfw you'll never be a rubber baron working for the Dutch East India company.
>You'll never sail the seven sees and explore new and strange lands
>You'll never subjugate the natives with your superior European mind and technology
>You'll never breed with the native women and get blasted on opium and hash

I mean, that's a number to live in "luxury"

You could start with something as low as 1k

what are the taxes for expats living there or buying property? are they high? is it safe?

They only fuck you if they think they can get to America, but they are loyal and will stay even after they get their green card

I have no definitive place chosen yet, I need $$$ first. Thailand seems interesting, Timor Leste, Norfolk Island - somewhere in Oceania, East Asia seems nice. I'll can't stay in Cucknada

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I can't say I blame them. Can you imagine how many fat, pedophiles go over there to diddle kids? Any fat, white, Matt Forney looking mother fucker in the Philippines should be shot on sight

I've been thinking about this. I make about 30,000$ a year doing online shit I could do anywhere in the world so it makes sense. No matter where I went it'd have income still.

kek

retard why would someone wanna live in that shithole for 1k. like Spain user said you can get a house and land for 1k a month in rural Spain and not be sournnded by el goblinos and get macheted

his only value is his income, mong

Paraguay.
> Not too violent
> 98% mixed
> Guns
> relatively free market

I've been looking into paraguay, cost of living is extremely low and you can buy citizenship for $5k USD. Just need to find a way to make passive income online so I can pay rent.

no one writing rap songs about rural European coke

Anywhere in Eastern Europe except in shitholes (such as Ser*ia and Albania)

Same as residents, you can ask a VAT refund should you ever leave the country and you did not apply for residency.
Thing is, you can't buy land if you aren't a permanent resident but you can cheat the system just working on the country 5 years and you'll get residency or marrying a colombian citizen

I was with you til your last greentext

Come home colonial.

I would tell you to come here but our politicians are fucjing retards and ruined everything for the middle and upper class to help the poor a century ago. You can come here and enjoy the turistic places like cancun, also buy a beach and setup a vista like you want. You will just have to find a cheap one

As I said, the country has been pretty safe from some time ago and as long as you don't get involved in shady shit, you won't get "macheted".

Personally, I've biked a good part of the country alone, have never had any safety issues (even on our ni**er filled states) and rural people are very hospitable

Typical northern Indian temperament. Probably a member of the nouveau middle class who works in IT

This is why Southern India would be preferable. The dravdians still have a healthy respect for the Caucasian dandy

Jealous Asiatic hiding behind meme flag

Everyone knows Philippines is safe for westerners and that whites are regarded as semi-divine on account of you worshiping the ayrian Jesus imported from Spain

>i will resurrect the British East India Company
>i will farm and export ivory to the chinese
>i will play bridge and smoke cigars on a nile steamer
>i will employ natives at near slave wages

il take it under consideration

Feels bad man.

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Thailand, at least he women are fuckable

>Jabulani Zuma convinces white people to move into farm land so he can murder them far away from where the police could reach him in a suitable time
Please don't listen to my fellow citizen

Serbia

>Southern India
>Better than Northern India

bahaha wtf u on about,unless you actually want to live near shitting streets,go to the Northern side.

Land is cheap and so is the currency,and unlike the south there actually are some land to purchase

If you have a $20k income/year, you can open a bar in south east asia (eg vietnam) and live the life of a barkeep.

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Nowhere will be that cheap when you take everything into account. You'll have to keep working, and people aren't going to be that impressed by your foreignness.

Too cold

Cambodia really is a massive shithole

Philippines Is a massive dump and the only whites who go there are british pedophiles that rape little girls.

The filipinas worship your white skin and want your babies.

if you have 20k/year you don't have to work to live in thailand

Keep in mind poorer places tend to have higher taxes.

>Tropical paradise is massive dump
>Obviously anywhere people have no money will be full of pedophiles (yes they should be shot)

Boring

Clubs and pups run by white guy in chink country = awesome social networking, pussy and fame.

false, taxes in thailand are lower than in european countries

seriously, look it up before spreading wrong info

>Aryan Jesus
>literally a Jew.

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no you want to spam stupid shit that gets hidden

il have to be honest guys

i like the idea of the tropics, and azian woman look pretty good but im still preferring my childhood dream of farming endangered animals and selling their body parts to the Chinese in Africa. Besides, the other user is right, sa asia has a seedy reputation because its overflowing with pedos. I dont want to be that guy

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I some parts of Africa is legit. You could. perhaps look into Ethiopia and Kenya if you have something to offer the natives, cuz you can't just live rich amongst the poor and not create jobb or offer some kind of service.

How off-color do you want your servants to be?
>Very
Africa. Literally anywhere, take your pick.

>Some degree
SE Asia. East of India and north of Australia and you're good.

>As white as possible
Ex-commie shitholes. Bulgaria, Ukraine and the like.

Philippines- But not where the ISIS insurgents are operating....

99 year land lease is a thing, but the god damn corruption fees barang have to pay there for anything and everything make it too risky

Anywhere in Eastern Europe except in shitholes (such as Ser*ia and Albania)

What about South America?
Beunos aires?

>filename

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What online shit do you do?

having a bar in thailand is dealing 24/7 with drunks, whores, noise, high volume music, pedos, neighbour complaints, local police, european criminals on the run, russians that think they own the place, etc... for some shit money and you can lose your investment or get in trouble

go to thailand, find a long term rental in the countryside near a beach, get local gf, live easy and cheap

dropship selling

I don't actually keep any inventory so I could do it from anywhere on earth that has internet access and i've been doing it for 7 years now profits every year.

Can you explain how that works. I get some free time and could do with some extra income. Do you like sell on eBay things don't you don't have and then get someone else to send it to the customer? Sounds sneaky

Are the dumb bitches in the background on some giant roller coaster or something?

Colombia still has Brazil-tier murder rates, even higher than Mexico. That's pretty concerning.

And then there's also the question how you will make 2k a month given that the average wage is so low

you new?

Life is just one big roller coaster for women.

Latin America is the best choice. Extremely cheap and good looking women.

Peru

Hi. You can get your king clothes tailored here. Quite nice. Hope you like wild animals and insects.

costa rica

this.

Better than Thailand anyway. Cheaper, safer, cleaner and more civilized because your ethnically Han as opposed to a jungle tribe. Less pedos aswel (because you have less overall tourists). Prostitution is available for who wants it but its kept low key and not all over the street ruining the area

Il spend my days taking Junk rides and reminiscing about French IndoChina, drinking coffee by the perfume river dressed in beige, smoking with a cigarette holder and composing my memoirs

Yes, i quite like the idea Vietnam

Is it possible to make money in Vietnam, given that it's still officially socialist

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No
Not because of socialist but because every breathing Vietnamese person is a pathological liar

Not him, but basically you are an online retailer, but you get all your inventory from a wholesaler who mails it straight to the customer. Meaning you don't have to hold any inventory yourself, worry about packaging/mailing, but you also don't deal with the brands themselves at all.

why such hate for Vietnam my colonial friend ?

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Come to viet nam,its great

Sounds weird. So companies/wholesalers are too lazy to sell themselves? You ever try it before?

Its only communist in name dude

Soon.

90 IQ population with Chinese 105 IQ ruling economic class = will never get too expensive

>I do believe the death rate for white men in countries like the Philippines is something like 7 or 9 times what it is in N. America.

Based on what, your gut feeling?

Even if the numbers are higher, is this due to locals killing white foreigners, or foreigners doing dangerous things?

Not with ZOGs plan to consolidate all economic blocks and ''level the playing field'' via enforced currency changes

I’ve always had a dream about going to Columbia and breeding with some big ass gals.


Time to make that a reality!

>pedopedopedo!
Pathetic sacks of festering shit wanting to spread feminized sjw garbage
Weak larper bitch shill

I like Western convenience, big trucks, and Amazon too much to move to the Amazon

>industrial jewish pedophile trade in sa asia is an sjw issue

Sounds like conspiracy nonsense

The native SEA population cannot support Western living costs. The ethnic Chinese ruling class will improve the country and have their nice areas, there will be a variety of living arrangements available. If a native can afford a place to live, an independently wealthy white man will be absolutely fine.