A brief history of the 1924 eruption volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/geo_hist_1924_halemaumau.html
Animation of worst(best) case scenario youtube.com/watch?v=VvMUJKFjAiA&feature=youtu.be&t=197 Notable events of the past few days includes, but is not limited to: >lava lake has drained below the surface, pressure within the magma chamber rising >level of the magma chamber is currently unknown >steam pressure is currently building in the chamber, similar to the 1924 eruption >Large steam explosion on the 17th, probably caused by the rain unrelated to pressure buildup >massive and rapid expansion of the summit vent over the past days >large series of small earthquakes over the past days >currently 22 fissures open, not all active >fissures 16-20 have joined >active lava flow at fissure 20, has reached ocean, HCL and glass particles now pose a major health risk. >brushfires have cause localized evacuations >highway 137 nearly cut off after that, widespread mandatory evacuations could begin >largest recent eruption: 4.9 20th >Kike-owned extraction geothermal plant in area, unconfirmed reports of possible catastrophic failure within 24 hours >current status of alert is red warning, major event imminent >first injury occurred 19th, faggot got hit in the leg with a lavabomb >intense autism storm is brewing
Brief summary of current meme church for newfags and lazy drawfags:
>Pepe: Chaos incarnate. Depicted as usual >Pele: Hawaiian goddess of volcanos, fire, and creativity. Lives in Halemaumau crater. Patron of OC posters. Typically depicted as a tanned woman of young-middle age. Typically wears red dress and Ohia Lehuas in hair. >Pelepe: older twin Daughter of Pele and Pepe and is a goddess of fire. Resides among and creates lava flows from fissures trying to grow up like >her mother. Works with her sister to cause minor eruptions. Skin rocky and colored dark like volcanic rock, often covered in fissures. Magma hair >that often has a ohia flower in it like her mother >Pepele: Younger twin Daughter of Pele and Pepe who takes after her father as a Goddess of water. Specifically, assosiated with Tsunamis and >helping cause eruptions. Blue with hair made of water, often with boats or hibiscus flowers in it. >Piney: The lone pine of salvation. Her death will herald the beginning of the end. White female, wears green >Rusty the lava rooster: Piney’s best friend. Often heard calling to Piney, warning her of danger. Is a black rooster IRL This is subject to change at lord Kek’s revelation. So drawfags are free to do whatever they want.
"IF you want to thank homeowners for allowing us to stream, please send thank you cards to this address and we will deliver them. 3465 Waialae Ave, Suite 200, Honolulu, HI 96816 attn: anthony quintano"
also this stupidity: "Please email your stories of how the lava livestream has helped or impacted your life to [email protected]. Send a photo of you watching the stream."
May 19 - "There is no risk of earthquakes or tidal waves. Do not believe rumors and fake news on the internet, stupid goyim."
May 20 - "USGS reports that the earthquakes from the volcano are unpredictable and so are the tsunamis. Local residents are advised to have an evacuation plan ready."
BONUS NEWS - Since the '50s a geological fault has been observed on Maui island. If this fault collapses due to earthquakes, part of Maui could fall into the sea and cause a massive tidal wave. Thank Obama there are no seismic events nearby. And now for stories about the royal wedding.
Sending just a letter from here to hawaii would not only cost me worth of my week rations, but our post will deliver it in the next decade at best.
Joseph Brown
It's as bad as ours?
Noah Diaz
so guys
if we just keep performing McAfee jumps, it should in theory be able to get us closer to the happening every time. however, be aware that we will see more McAfee-type activity, including reality glitches, as we approach the singularity
holy shit dude your poverty is alarming. start a Patreon or something for god's sake and get some money from these retards, buy yourself an internal passport to get out of Chernobyl
Charles Long
Don't know, never tried sending anything to Poland. But our post is pretty horrible, it's faster to deliver your letter by foot, probably.
I plan on making something bigger and what I won't be ashamed to make a patreon for. But that'll take half a year at least. By now it's alright, it's not that I'm poor, really, it's just a difference between dorrar and ruble + delivery to the other side of the world.
Carson Edwards
I don't know
Charles Scott
Pump that Stump with a McAfee Jump then Bump that Slump and make Cali-Dump!
I'm a bit busy at the moment, just browsing the threads if something interesting happens. Don't know if I get enough free time to draw anything.
Austin Scott
You mean like actually jump? If everyone on the planet jumped at the same time, would it trigger a seismic event?
Jayden Perry
this is the greatest thing I've ever read
Nolan Cook
They're bulldozing Piney on the live stream! This is it boys!
Hunter Walker
are you shitting me it really is happening
Connor Robinson
Just reposting info people told me to include from last thread. I should let the old OP make threads. He's also making a gallery that we can upload OC to.
I meant a quantum jump of the McAfee type but it could be both
Liam Rivera
>2020 >ocean unfreezes from volcanic winter >piney floating onboard a small island of pumice >still upright >last seen floating toward fiji >anons have started sailing the seas >Piney Pirates is born as Piney washes up to Henderson Island where the Jow Forums wharf is
Wow it didn’t take long for this general to go from being informative to a cesspit of reddit memers and drawfags
Cooper Lopez
What the fuck does McAfee have to do with our threads? I could post any celebrity and make them "thread related" too and point at my doublez like a retard.
Am i the ONLY one who doesnt get this shit?
Dylan Mitchell
I am as lost as you are even moreso as to who they are even talking about.
Parker Stewart
that pepe on the postcard will dump the slump
Landon Ramirez
Or, you could read the OP and the links. Tons of quality info. But you will shill.
When two men are fighting and the wife of one of them intervenes to drag her husband clear of his opponent, if she puts out her hand and catches hold of the man by his privates, you must cut off her hand and show her no mercy.
Luis Stewart
yeah, this sort of does sound like it... hmmm. could be the visions of a crazed sand person seeing a lava flow and a landslide. rings rather true. the apocalypse is turning out to be pretty chilled
Alexander King
And may they fucking burn.
Thanks to all the drawfriends contributing. Dont listen to this nigger
