Oim8! U gotta loicense tah beet dem egz!?!

Oim8! U gotta loicense tah beet dem egz!?!

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absolutely pathetic

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don't be a killer, bin that beater

Oi! Don't be thick, bin that whisk!

In fairness, the device has "beater" right in the name.

why is this being done? is it for when the goat fuckers attack, we literally have nothing to defend ourselves with?

Do they do this with wooden spoons, too? Because you could sharpen those handles pretty easily.

Hahaha you have to be an adult to buy a fucking whisk? Guys... get it together, you are better than this.

Bunch of teenage chavvies are stabbing themselves thinking they're road, that's why. Obviously it won't do shit, but that's the main reason why they're doing it. London got the worst of it too. In reality solving it is much easier though, simply deny the most aggressive grime artists (shit's popular yo) air time and bang them whenever they start spitting about "wearing black gloves" etc.

spot on

It is to prevent an uprising, we are going to get anally fucked as a nation

Apply for US citizenship ASAP. Papa trump is in power so it should make it easier.

Why are you typing the way a Jamaican speaks?

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Almost as pathetic as electing a Muslim nigger to be president. Twice.

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that's a good one
I have to write this down

NAH BUT ME TEETH WILL FUKIGN NUCK YA OUT M8

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TSK TSK! BIN THAT WHISK!

Who is approving this shit?! This can’t be what the British collectively want. I refuse to believe it.

Lower the risk, bin that whisk!

These anti Brit threads are getting painfully obvious as the shill garbage they are. SAGE

Are pens and pencils legal in England?

Trump will sterm the anglo-refugee crisis with a travel ban. After all, considering the crime statistics: you'd rather give chicongo full auto weapons than giving a bong a bb-gun.

Anglos are worse than MS13.

YA FOOKIN YANK WANKERS TRYIN TO SPEEK INGLISH WHILE WE FOOKIN INVENTEED DA FOOKIN LANGUAGE M8

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You're right. This place needs to stay on track and focus on the serious business of Japanese cartoon frogposting.

just keep this in mind....

If they ever take your guns, they will start stealing your fucking silverware next.

SUUCESS BREADS JELLYC M8 WE HAD AR FOOKIN EMPRE YA DUMB AMERICOON MONGREL BASTERD

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perhaps the biggest mistake is that you people are not citizens with rights but loyal subjects

you shouldve trashed monarchy long ago

Every day finds a brand new low for this country.

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The absolute state of Bongistan

They must use a generic label for cooking utensils.

I LUV ME SUM PAKI COCK M8

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That's old news, Bong. Stop hiding behind your flag. It's current year and the Commonwealth is a Caliphate. Obama's legacy is gone.

You're still being invaded.

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FOOKIN YANKS GIV US YAR GUNS YOU SLIMELY LITTLE COCK SUCKAS

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just be ready to wake up early to stand in line for wanker licence, so you can acces porn site :D

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I think you are missing quite a few other conquerors of the oft overtaken island

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Save a nigger, bin that beater.

NAH NAHH NAHHHHHHHHH WE RULLED DA WURLD EN CHART DA WURLD INGLISH

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perhaps its ellaborate strategy to make brits not watch porn and attractive women cuz then they dont want to breed whatever tolkien creature that is, so they can fix birth rates

Dude I was usijg the whisker image to troll bongs only weeks ago. Now it is fucking real..
Unbelievable

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I'm laughing, but it is actually quite terrifying. As one of your former colonies with a legal system largely based on English common law, you guys are proof that this could happen here.

Scariest of all is that I don't know where it started for you. Was it the banning of most firearms? Did one shooting in Dunblane initiate the complete destruction of the once great British people?

Yeah the U.K is a fucking dumpster fire, literal gangs of Somalians and Pakis are gang raping British slags by the numbers.

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Thats so we cant stake vampires, they have rights also

dont think so, you diverted soon enough and your society was build arount liberty and citizenship

they are subjects, big difference, in both law and mindset

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I think they have about surpassed Sweden as most shameful nation of Europe.

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>8 pounds for a whisk

that is the most outrageous part

The British are just the worst.

Precisely. Reminder that all Englishmen are still obliged to train with the bow every Sunday. They might be slow and hard to use but they have some serious stopping power.

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OI!!!!! YER GOT A LOICENCE FOR DAT LOICENSE M8!!!

nah, feminist snow plowing in stockholm still tops this

Pic related is why

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without bongs:
>no multiculturalism
>no PC culture
>no nanny state
>no nogunz
>no communism
>no jews

DON'T BE A RISK
BIN THAT WHISK

BIN THAT MOIXER

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This is just a really elaborate Jow Forums meme right? No country can be this fucked up right? It's not possible to be worse than Sweden, right guys?

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She is actually fairly attractive apart from the teeth.

OI MATE YOUR BIN IS WHITE
FOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW
HOPE YOUR HAVE YOUR LICENCE FOR BEING WHITE AND ATHEIST

I LL SUCK YA FOOKIN NOCK YA OUUT YA FOOKIN LEAF BASTERD

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buy a crossbow, they're still legal.

Well well, this looks like a bit of a sticky situation, M8. I see here your egg permit only covers poached, not scrambled.

Don't be a risk, bin that wisk.

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Yeah it is real. We have had schools ban flapjacks ( triangluar cookies )because they have sharp edges.

It is because the police in the UK are insanely thick. My house was once burgled and a week later the police phoned me up and asked ‘so er... you heard any local gossip about who might have done it?’

DONT BE A NEET!
BIN EM' FEET!

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please tell me youre trolling ( or perhaps its your native genes talking )

she looks like this for trumps sake

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Lel. Did you solve the case for 'em?

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but i bet youre ass crossbow bolts arent

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>the virgin britbong
can't even handle the bantz

>the chad american
rules the fucking world

member when i worked there during summer, english landlord was surprised that i was just working for summer and wanted to go back

he said i just got good career going on considering where im from

motherfucker, i washed fucking dishes, wanted to see london and england for a bit

country full of condescending pricks that are mentaly challenged when they need to tie their shoelaces

Don't make the place a shithole,
Bin that Pitbull!

a propa 10 m8

oi mate do you have a license for that pitbull bin ?

No. Nobody ever caught them. When the police came to interview us about all the electronic shit they had stolen they were really paranoid about offending us for some reason; this was about 12 years ago 2006 ish but they still asked my mother ‘do you consider yourself female’ when they interviewed her.

They never caught the perpatrators and didn’t seem to care about scanning the area looking for suspicious people carrying computers and xboxes even though they got to the house soon after the burglary happened.

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lmao

Britbongs are litterally paying 200 millions for the queen without any power each year

so what they did? like actually did? passed the flyers around that said Telly missing, please kind sirs return them less their rightfull owners might get offended, unless returning them offends you of course?

So the people have no means of defending themselves and have to rely exclusively on the State.

Exactly the shit that anti-gun fags in the US say is just a bunch of baseless paranoia from 2A defenders.

When we stop and frisk, let’s hope that you binned that whisk.

>they still asked my mother ‘do you consider yourself female’ when they interviewed her
The fuck... Wow, just wow. And not surprised that they haven't caught them to be honest, they don't really tend to get involved unless someone's being mean to an (((Asian))) on Twitter or some shit like that.

Would love to see the fuckery when some poor bong tries to bin that whisk without a bining license.

No desu it is not like that. The Royal family own a ridiculous amount of land in th country and ‘earn’ money from charging for stuff on that land; this money then goes straight to the government and the Queen gets some of it back.

Technically the Queen isn’t really allowed to earn money per say (to prevent corruption).

Also, the only thing the public pay for is police security for them; that is nowhere near 200 mil.

Clever. Also just realised that the last time I got frisked was about fifteen years ago. Do they do that shit in SA?

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Police are notoriously bad at dealing with break ins. Unless their is security cameras or they get lucky and pull someone over with a car load of obviously stolen shit, there isn't much to do.

Never been frisked by anyone but airport security. Might be wrong, but I don’t think it’s legal without a warrant.

TRIGGERED ID KEK!!!

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what is this degeneracy

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thats the easy part.
just pick a branch and use a knif-- Oh.

His mamma got dat ass son

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