Jow Forums give me your worst, dirtiest jokes. I'll start with an oldie but goodie:

Jow Forums give me your worst, dirtiest jokes. I'll start with an oldie but goodie:

So a dead nigger and a dead jew get pushed off a cliff together. Who hits the ground first?

The nigger. Shackles fall faster than ash

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cringe

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/sci/ here

all objects fall at the same speed regardless of their mass

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>what is a parachute
>what is aviation

Fucking retard, they only fall at the same speed regardless of mass if drag isn't a consideration. If we were on the moon, sure, but down here on Earth with atmosphere...

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.

>imagine being this retarded mass x the constant of gravity = acceleration which is also a rate meaning it increases with time. Fucking retard

Yep, this one's going in my cringe compalation

Same flag, same post, same picture.
How's your agenda going? Stop any threads?

Leave the Muslim alone, they are still in the stone age...

why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
to see the expression on it's face

it makes me peepee stand up

Doing Gods work user

compilation

>all objects fall at the same speed regardless of their mass

Only in a vacuum, dumbass.

The wind resistance of ash and shackles would differ significantly.

>Imagine being this retard
constant of gravity is the gravitational acceleration which is the same for every object in a certain place. However there is a drag force caused by air that will depend on surface area and speed. the body will stop accelerating once gravitational force (mass times acceleration) is the same as the drag force

Ya, no -- that was a shitty joke with poor delivery. Are you fucking 12?

>spelling it wrong
Retard

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>Same flag, same post, same picture.
>How's your agenda going? Stop any threads?

It's the same guy in the webm that was spammed all over /wsg/

The one where he does a turbo selfie set to video game music.

literally that guy is spamming this shit.

What is the difference between niggers and tires?


>Tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

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Why does california have earthquakes and nyc has niggers?

Cali got first choice.

Some of the best Ive found, enjoy:
What's the worst part about being a black jew?
>Not being able to count all the money you steal.
What is faster than a speeding bullet?
>A jew with a coupon.
What is faster than the speed of sound?
>A jew eating at a buffet.
How do you make two jews argue?
>Throw a nickel on the ground.
How do you make them fight to the death?
>Throw a quarter.

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a jew?
>One stops sucking your blood when you smack it.(edited)
Did you hear about the jewish magician?
>He could make money disappear.
How was the Grand Canyon formed?
>Two jews dropped a nickel down a gopher hole.
Why do jews wear yarmulkes?
>It's cheaper. Half a hat.

What is Hitler's least favourite month?
>Jewlie
How do you outrun a Jewish cop?
>Take the toll road.
What happens when a jew with an erection runs into a wall?
>He breaks his nose.
How do you know when you're passing a jewish household?
>There's toilet paper on the clothesline.
How do you start a jewish parade?
>Roll a quarter down Main Street.