LEAVE MY HOBBY ALONE

YOU GODDAMN JEWS JUST LEAVE ME ONE THING

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What the fuck is this? You better be fucking with me, OP.

what the literal fuck
>the website is real
what the literal fuck

It's clearly not aimed at you, so don't read it, you spaz.

It’s not “your” hobby. It’s a product that is finally going to include everybody and it’s about damn time. White fragility knows no bounds

>and then Laqueesha was immediately killed by a Necron, the end

AND ITS SO DIVERSE NIGGERS, SPICS, WAMEN EXACTLY WHAT TO EXPECT IN AN AUTHORITARIAN WARRIDDEN WORLD

How was it excluding anyone? Bet you can't answer

>Let the diversity police stick their foot in the door
>They completely co opt and diversify your hobby, totally destroying it
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fake and gay

>video game
>hobby
pick one

They already have “black” spess mehreens and the Sisters of Battle. This is just pure faggotry.

Excellent bait, user

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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OH NO NO NO NO!

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Jesus christ

Can't wait for the Imperial Guard story, with daemons as the bad guys. This is the best way to blackpill children

nope not fake, fucking /tg/ is sperging hard about it in the threads they have on this shit, they are literally going full Jow Forums in those threads and everything.

I honestly don’t see what’s wrong with this?

>Boo hoo my glorious Gnadsi fantasy got shat on like everything else.
Deal with it, martlet.

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They were never not going to get to Warhammer. The problem is that even at the rate they're going, it will still be the last man standing in white pop culture. They have nothing big left to corrupt after it, which means it will be eternally suspect among all other pozzed fandoms. Even in death, it will still serve.

Why can't endless galactic war between opposing races be more inclusive you guys?

You're seriously retarded if you think anything will be spared when the grab full control. They are called the destroyers of civilization for a reason, no matter how little.

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Wessi be gone!

Have you not read any of the Marxist, communist, postmodernists, etc. work the objective is to go for literally everything… No exception, eventually chess Pieces are going to be red and black like checkers, I mean you can’t ever have the possibility of white chess pieces winning a match… It’s just a subtle example of the white male patriarchy, Defiling the black minority

Fuck you GW. First killing Fantasy and creating the abomination that is AoS and now pozzing 40k.

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I love happy endings, praise the Emperor!

It wasnt aimed at grade school reading comprehension levels; hence adult women and adult blacks couldnt enjoy it.

Don't delude yourself into thinking this is a one off. There already is a Black Library book where some mechanicus character uses made-up pronouns.

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Please don't do this GW
Send them to Commorragh at the end of the #1 issue
Anything

At least it would fit the canon for anything tainted by the warp to use made-up pronouns.
>finger hovers over Exterminatus button

Warhammer and children's book ?? Come on ...

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hasn't it become clear that they're not going to leave you alone? they're going to continue to twist and pervert the things you love because they have nothing but contempt for your very existence.
what are you going to do about it besides piss and moan?

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Stop

Truly the end of an era.

RIP 40k, you will be missed. Games Workshop not so much.

this
it's a game

Because it is their culture. Stop appropriating it. I like a decent hip-hop song, but I am not trying to make niggers like me. I respect their creation as their own. This is devilry

>orks suddenly have black skin and no muscles
What did they mean by this?

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Black Families and teenage girls need more representation in the hobby... even though they are .05% of the playerbase

GW needs to open a store in Compton

This. Open up a flagship store in Brixton.

Xenos killing xenos. All is well in the galaxy.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Take that, nerd!

Thank the Emperor i outgrew it just in time.

When i think of shitty WH i think of Matt Ward, you all will think of SJWs and gay-Marines.

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niggerfragility

Kid friendly warhammer?
Maybe it will redpill kids seeing humans fight every other race to prevent their minds and bodies being tainted.
Probably has a very special issue where a tau, a guardsmen, a snotling and an eldar team up to fight for a better universe with wheelchair ramps and genderless bathrooms everywhere until Der Kommisar comes to town and executes them all and the guardsman's entire squad and family.

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Haha eat shit nerd.

That is so 90s. Nice.

>Mentioning he-who-shall-not-be-named

Disgusting. Purge your post.

>The Flayed One seemed to stare at the freshly-skinned hide for a moment. At last it moved again, but instead of draping the bloody flesh over itself, it dropped it on the ground and walked away.

Source?

>"HEAVY METAL" FoR KiDs™
>"Watchmen" Toddler Edition™
lol, Jews

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>getting kids into crusading and exterminating entire races while they're nice and young

i'm sure this won't backfire

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But user, don't you want a story about togetherness? Friendship?

What I genuinely don't understand is why they ever thought this would appeal more to kids than full-fat 40k does. Kids want to see superhuman warriors laying the smackdown on the bad guys (with bonus points for gratuitous violence), not some weedy kids going on watered-down, sanitised 'adventures'. Hell, I know that when I was in the presumed target age group for this shit I was extremely attracted to to the extreme over-the-top-ness of 40k with its excessive everything and killer visual style.

Hell, when I played my first demo game the store guy went all-in on the details, including how my Guardsmen heroically flung themselves in front of the guy carrying the blessed flamethrower and got blown into messy, gory chunks by bolter rounds. It hit every single button in my 11/12 year old mind and I was instantly hooked.

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I bet Age of Sigmar did this

Jow Forums is 18+

Mewnwhile on /tg/

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This i read the old Inquistor novel at the end of the 90s as 12 year old. 40k was even more dark and confusing then. I loved the shit out of it.

>caring
If you aren't already thrown out of gamestores for excessive cursing, loud noises, and violent gestures that culminate in a fight in the parkinglot, you are already the brainwashed beta bitch boys you're afraid of taking """your""" hobby
Also
It's a wargame, difference between this and the comic faggots is that YOU ultimately have control over what occurs in the main media of the game. For years people have called Black Library "not canon, only the RULEBOOKS are canon" and while I disagree with them (there are some great 40k novels) there is at least precedent for that kind of denialism.
But honestly though, if you're playing this game and enjoying this setting (which may I remind you the current owners inherited as much as the younger players did) and DON'T already HATE Games Workshop for all the bad decisions they've made in the past decade then I doubt you are even in the hobby at all and are some outsider looking for shit to be angry about

We know our own and when we see cunts saying "oh man this last bad decision made was really bad where did GW go wrong?" We'll know you're some Jow Forumsack grognard looking to masturbate some anger you already had and if you cunts are saying "oh man I can't believe these people saying bad stuff about our gods GW don't they know how #based they are for finally dropping their previous attitudes" We'll know you're some SJW faggot looking to co-opt a culture that would scare the piss out of you if you actually saw it at it's most unfettered

The difference between wargamers, tabletop gamers, and roleplayers is that unlike everything else before us on the conquering list of radicalization, WE CONTROL OUR HOBBY.
No amount of bullshit will make any one of us accept their nonsense in the practice of our hobby. Black X cards can fuck off, your feelings can fuck off, and any disagreement about lore you have can fuck off as long as it is small groups of friends playing a game with impersonal rules. So weep not for us.

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Ravenor or something like that?

>Bearing the mark of Ghyran, the Realm of Life, fourteen-year-old Elio is a born healer. His knowledge of potions and cures is second to none, and he’s often to be found with his nose in a giant book of herblore. But he’s not just interested in plants: Elio has a keen fascination with all things living, from the tiniest biting insect to the mightiest man-eating manticore. He may not be much of a fighter, but Elio is clever, thoughtful and considerate.

The nigger's character's bio is hilarious, he's into herblore.

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Golden Axe ?

Fucking hell the SJW's will go apeshit on this.

Hey Jow Forums /tg/ here.

Please keep your pathetic levels of shitposting to your own board. I don't really like seeing entry level reddit shit plaguing the threads while a bunch of mutts and Slavs pretend they played a hobby but all they did is play Vermintide.

thanks.

I don't know what it is but I can definitely say that it isn't Golden Axe

(you)

Great bait.

It had to be Ian Watsons Inquisitor (1990)

I found a used copy in some comic shop.

The lore was totaly different back then. Even more disturbing and confusing as i remember.

Tineye says it's just some pixel art and not actually a game.

you shut that faggot mouth of yours, i spent years painting my armies and guess what, not one fucking nigger in the bunch.

The gaming industry figured out that grognard gatekeeping behavior that they had relied on to keep a loyal customer base he actually resulted in limiting their market.

You’re going to keep seeing more and more properties taking a hard SJW swing to chase these people out so they can open up the market without existing fans driving new customers away.

Oh NO! Not a nigger! How horrible! How horrible niggers show up in 40k!

They never were around before after all.

Oh wait, you know fuck all.

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Yeah thats it i remember the cover.
I have to find that book maybe i have it somewhere.

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Fucking goddamn it.

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In the future, there is only Poz.

How old are you retard?

Grow up and play REAL wargames for adults.

lmao, the grimdark spares no one, snowflakes must adapt or die. such is life in the warhammer universe

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Read their bios, they are absurd. The whites trust nobody and the black are the intelligent, peaceful inventors. So warharmmer!

What wargames do you kikes play?

>adventures
>not "battles"
God damn it Shlomo there was one fucking thing you had to do.

>implying muslims wouldnt be purged for not worshiping the emperor

Review the recent history of the Middle East.

Are you trying to imply Rogue Traders can't be black now or something?

Because you're just proving you really didn't fucking play much Warhammer.

You NatSocialists are a whiny bunch.

>mechanicus character uses made-up pronouns

I once posted this picture on /co/. People defended the faggot saying 'who cares about made up alien words?' I had to explain to them that the character was human and the author was using real life tranny pronouns. /co/ couldn't tell the difference between science fiction and real life SJWs.

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That’s the opposite how a market works. You make products for real customers who will buy it. You don’t make products for non-existant demographics that nobody wants, and you ESPECIALLY don’t replace products that sell with products that don’t sell.

nigga just like to smoke dat herb and drink dat purp

>the nigger is clever
Why can't they just play their natural strengths and not make shit up?

I wonder if the marketing will be hampered by sperging of actual fans and shadman posting degeneracy.

I want to see shadmans take on this. Some user already wrote him.

>Gav Thorpe is a faggot

.... Are you knew to 40k or something?

Thanks.

WE WUZ NERDS N SHIT

>What wargames do you kikes play?
Gulf War I & II. They're trying for a III.

Fuck you, some grade schoolers aren't retards.

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They were around ... in a Vietnam War based unit where they made sense. Here they are clearly getting the "Black Vikings" treatment, which does not make sense.
Warhammer has all kinds of specialized, racially proud units. A unit of not-Zulus who developed to industrial age technology would probably be embraced and sell. But no, let's have a girl in a t-shirt lecturing everyone about pronouns, because that's what Warhammer is all about.
Paint your hastily-cut polystyrene blocks, Nigel.

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>People getting angry over two pointless books
>Real fans

Oh am I laughing at this. Mainly because like I said, we have the obvious Jow Forums crossposters pretending this is serious on /tg/.

implying i haven't been reading it since i found a copy on the cigarette boat i stowed away in the 80s.

This is an issue you have to take with the setting itself because remember that 40k is a setting and not a single narrative or plotline or single set of characters.
For every Fortress World with WW2 Nazi aesthetics working perfectly there are an equal amount of Imperial Worlds tainted by the corruptive forces of Chaos in a similar way to our own world.
You can't win the whole thing for yourself and your ideology because the whole point is that the Imperium of Man IS a shithole held together by standing on the shoulders of giants. If you haven't read it yet, I recommend 1d4chan.org/wiki/Adeptus_Mechanicus#Why_Everything_is_so_Grimdark this copypasta. These jokers are dealing with so very little understanding of what they do that there is no doubt gonna be some retards who fall into traps like gendering themselves as whatever they want and as someone brought up before, the Cult Mechanicus is exactly for that kind of thing as The Flesh Is Weak
You want better, I suggest just not buying the damn book because Black Library goes through writers like nothing, well except fucking Abnett

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