KILAUEA VOLCANO GENERAL, Nubile Art Edition

Are you ready for the Hulacost?

DIRECTORY: AutistOP will update with what happens (post it and he'll be more likely to see it)
happdir.com/KVG/kvgdir.html

Most consistent stream
youtube.com/watch?v=AnUr5bhWrBc

A brief history of the 1924 eruption
volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/geo_hist_1924_halemaumau.html

Animation of worst(best) case scenario
youtube.com/watch?v=VvMUJKFjAiA&feature=youtu.be&t=197
Notable events of the past few days includes, but is not limited to:
>lava lake has drained below the surface, pressure within the magma chamber rising
>level of the magma chamber is currently unknown
>steam pressure is currently building in the chamber, similar to the 1924 eruption
>Large steam explosion on the 17th, probably caused by the rain unrelated to pressure buildup
>massive and rapid expansion of the summit vent over the past days
>large series of small earthquakes over the past days
>currently 22 fissures open, not all active
>fissures 16-20 have joined
>active lava flow at fissure 20, has reached ocean, HCL and glass particles now pose a major health risk.
>brushfires have cause localized evacuations
>highway 137 nearly cut off after that, widespread mandatory evacuations could begin
>largest recent eruption: 4.9 20th
>Kike-owned extraction geothermal plant in area, unconfirmed reports of possible catastrophic failure within 24 hours
>current status of alert is red warning, major event imminent
>first injury occurred 19th, faggot got hit in the leg with a lavabomb
>intense autism storm is brewing

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=vXe48Yiyyyg
youtube.com/watch?v=pNnLCdsc11g
youtube.com/watch?v=JUq8i_NGytE
youtube.com/watch?v=aXwzSPc0FoA
youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw
youtube.com/watch?v=pFwOu4ES7s4
youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM
youtube.com/watch?v=K7NMvpZ3PM0
youtube.com/watch?v=sgBT-K0GkLA&feature=youtu.be&t=43
youtube.com/watch?v=Z26BvHOD_sg
youtube.com/watch?v=rkAznG5Vz1o
youtube.com/watch?v=W-yJJyOBvdU
youtube.com/watch?v=x0FAosDi4XA
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/172434346/
youtube.com/watch?v=ZJBastsQOu0
youtu.be/mudelKJvcjc
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/172434346/#172440393
youtu.be/I_0GgKfwCSk
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Old bread

Fuck, just a minute behind

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this bread is cooler

Doesn't really matter to me which one we use, as long as we don't use both and get double penetrated by chink m00t.

I'll delete mine if you want

In that case, would you mind posting the Brief Summary and those other fancy posts in this one? I'm drunk

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Fucking hell, i think this board and /tv/ are the only boards you cant delete posts in for no fucking reason. Which urks me because im a spelling autist and when i notice errors i delete it

Pump that Stump!
Make the Stump Bump!
Them Bump that Slump
and make Cali Dump!

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Post those fancy postsw from your thread!

My theory for /tv/ though is some BLACKED cucks probably would post their threads back then before deleting it real quick before getting banned just to fuck with people over and over.

Sorry, i'll do that. Here we go

bump the slump

By the way I like your flag, its eye catching. If you could make the next few threads it'll draw some rare flag collectors in here

Brief summary of current meme church for newfags and lazy drawfags:

>Pepe: Chaos incarnate. Depicted as usual
>Pele: Hawaiian goddess of volcanos, fire, and creativity. Lives in Halemaumau crater. Patron of OC posters. Typically depicted as a tanned woman of young-middle age. Typically wears red dress and Ohia Lehuas in hair.
>Pelepe: older twin Daughter of Pele and Pepe and is a goddess of fire. Resides among and creates lava flows from fissures trying to grow up like >her mother. Works with her sister to cause minor eruptions. Skin rocky and colored dark like volcanic rock, often covered in fissures. Magma hair >that often has a ohia flower in it like her mother
>Pepele: Younger twin Daughter of Pele and Pepe who takes after her father as a Goddess of water. Specifically, assosiated with Tsunamis and >helping cause eruptions. Blue with hair made of water, often with boats or hibiscus flowers in it.
>Piney: The lone pine of salvation. Her death will herald the beginning of the end. White female, wears green
>Rusty the lava rooster: Piney’s best friend. Often heard calling to Piney, warning her of danger. Is a black rooster IRL
This is subject to change at lord Kek’s revelation. So drawfags are free to do whatever they want.

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/comfy/ music:
Pele's theme
youtube.com/watch?v=vXe48Yiyyyg
Pelepe's theme
youtube.com/watch?v=pNnLCdsc11g
Pepele's theme
youtube.com/watch?v=JUq8i_NGytE
Geo-autist theme
youtube.com/watch?v=aXwzSPc0FoA
Explosion theme
youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw
Energy theme
youtube.com/watch?v=pFwOu4ES7s4
Pepe's volcano theme
youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM
Sunset theme
youtube.com/watch?v=K7NMvpZ3PM0
Summer theme
youtube.com/watch?v=sgBT-K0GkLA&feature=youtu.be&t=43
Comfyposting theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=Z26BvHOD_sg
Fuck California theme
youtube.com/watch?v=rkAznG5Vz1o
Lava theme
youtube.com/watch?v=W-yJJyOBvdU
Rusty's theme youtube.com/watch?v=x0FAosDi4XA

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I might last until the end of this thread, but I'm sturggling to maintain my grammar as it is. 2-3 beers more tops.

Thank you, dear friendo

Why Cali Still Here???
Bump Slump Nao!!!

>that lazy fucking mistake
>that fucking OP pic

Have some respect for /kvg/ you asshole.

Everyone go to

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Koko Crater is also known as Kohelepelepe, which means "labia minor" in the Hawaiian language. It got this name from an ancient legend, which tells of one of the sisters of the volcano goddess Pele named Kapo, who had a magical "flying vagina" that she could send anywhere. When Kamapua'a, the pig god, tried to rape Pele, Kapo came to help her. She distracted Kamapua'a by throwing her vagina to Koko Head, where it made the crater.

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Alan, you fucking alco.

Mine's the later one so it might get deleted, might as well just stay in this one. But to AlandOP next time you need to copy and paste just go to 4plebs, it leaves out the embed part of the link. Good luck making the next one since I wont

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/172434346/

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The jews will feel Gods wrath.

The slump is moving to the ocean, allowing the magma to come up. California's fucked

Hahaha, i'm sorry

I promist I'll do it if I perserervre through this one alive!

Hey, your flag is nazi! I like it!

I feel sad guys. The loss of piney really hit me in the face, fucking jews.

Reds in fucking piece

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>one off

Kill me

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The livestream suddenly went offline.
No warning or anything

Dont be saddened, we remember his through his nature preserve!

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It’s still pretty sad. But that tree will not be left without vengeance

He was more than a tree, he was at least a four or a five

He was our honorary human

youtube.com/watch?v=ZJBastsQOu0

Here is a Styx ranting about the hulacaust. On me!

where is everyone?

I dont know, but I do not like the responlsibilty of being in charge of a thread. I feel stressed out.

youre just drunk sven.
ill do the next one.

TOLD YOU HE WAS A CELEBRITY, HE FUCKING DID IT, HE FUCKING LOST THE COPS WITH HALF THE COPS EYES ON HIM, THE GOAT CAR CHASE.

> youtu.be/mudelKJvcjc

Pumpty Stumpty Jumpty Slumpty Bumpty Dumpty fucking WHOOSH!

Best motorsport confirmed

IM DRINKING TO COPE WITH THE PRESUSRE

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Do it nao!

calm down we're all watching the police chase. Also you literally don't have to do anything, you're just the OP you don't have to maintain the thread you retard.

its ok sven. Im fondling a knife to cope

BASED
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For fucks sake, make the fucking tsunami WASH this fucking car chase away!

Where's the car chase?

youtube.com/watch?v=F_FA3jU4LQw

Thaknks!

I bet 5 shekels that it was John Mcafee

Do you think he fell off the deep end after that b&?

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Mods banned the last "John McAfee" spammer.

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So you might want to rethink what you're about to do.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/172434346/#172440393

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This fucker isn't going to explode

Kek I didn’t know he was a VIDF.
Last pic, I thought it was funny.

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These are already containment threads. Mods dont need someone fucking them up.

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They just stopped another car, and pulled a woman out of it, this is the fucking MATRIX, KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

I AM THE MATRIX

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are they done now?

They done

Do you even realise the lewdness of the picture you posted? I bet not!

kek requested it.

Thats the irony of these threads being watched like angels by mods. Bless em all

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Can we have the transparency maker user do this one too? He might not be in here.

bump the slump

youtu.be/I_0GgKfwCSk

g..guys

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Wish i had photoshop.

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Not politics. Sage.

And best sister.

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Can you retards stop coming into our containment threads? We could actually be fucking up the catalog but we're not you stupid nigger.

Expl ane!

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Get out you piece of fucking nigger shit.

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GET IN HERE.
NEW 21 HOUR COUNTDOWN CONFIRMED BY DIGITS

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