/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SNEK TREADER EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>PressSec Sarah on Hannity 5/19/18
youtu.be/0NS51Iph2Ms
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/Jared @Prison Reform Summit 5/18/18
youtu.be/Yzk7ZhWPPfo
>VP Pence @America 1st event in IN 5/18/18
youtu.be/elF1jj-iuoY
>DHSSec Nielsen on Immigration Policy 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445804-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Dutch FM Blok 5/18/18
youtu.be/7SHt_v8Kiho
>HHSDep Awards Ceremony 5/18/18
youtu.be/5Va2ES6iK68
>NECDir Kudlow on Trade w/China 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445827-1/
>AsstAG Gore @House on 2020 Census Progress 5/18/18
c-span.org/video/?445756-1/
>PressSec Sarah talks to press 5/18/18
youtu.be/XXcz566gzes
>This Week @State 5/18/18
youtu.be/m4QMMoJ7s30
>IntDep Video: Happy Armed Forces day 5/18/18
youtu.be/nC-rC8UMyAY
>StateDep Video: Natl Police Week 5/18/18
youtu.be/viEoYWAuJww
>WH Video: Prison Reform Summit 5/18/18
youtu.be/_c-lGCbEFZk
>CovFEfe 5/17/18
youtu.be/1qsRU7C_Gp0
>Giuliani on Hannity 5/17/18
youtu.be/gBu5HCl0T8M
>Pres Trump Bilat Meeting w/NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/Cd0DVegcnbQ
>Pres Trump meets NATO SecGen 5/17/18
youtu.be/UoBviIK1t6w
>Meeting of President's NSTAC members 5/17/18
youtu.be/Ai2DyEnxBHw
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
c-span.org/video/?445716-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets Uzbek Pres Mirziyoyev 5/17/18
youtu.be/sy4mTsWBeYo

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MAGA

I'm about to order, anyone want anything?

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Dear Avengers,

I know Thanos has you all preoccupied, but if you can dispatch a few web-slinging, gamma-irradiated, armor-suited peeps over to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue—we're dealing with our own oddly-colored madman trying to destroy humanity.

Thanks.

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wtf I love Saudi Princes now

MAGA

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IS IT HAPPENING?

IS JUSTICE COMING

I WANT TRUTH

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>>tfw I was a hard lib only 3 years ago
>>came here to troll racists
>
>Fuck I hate this. I wish it didn't turn out this way. Hillary deserves prison

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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Eceleb trash belong on Jow Forums, here

Eyes better on right, nose better on right, that nose/lip gap is atrocious on the right

>If you're not a liberal by 20, you've got no heart.
>If you're not conservative by 40, you've got no brain.

Wat was this from?

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NO TREADING

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What fucking board does this "cringe compilation" meme come from?
out of the fucking blue yesterday and today

I didn't know General Kelly laughs.

Ive always been right wing so I guess I’m just cold as ice

hmmm

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*snap*

>tfw was Libertarian leaning moderate before Jow Forums
>Still Libertarian leaning moderate now
Weird how little things change.

ONE OF US ONE OF US

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#1 with grilled onions and a pink lemonade. Thank you!

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will the citizens on /ptg/ be picking up dark souls remastered this friday?

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You just don't pay enough attention.

lol

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Not sure, but I saw it on /b/ as I scanned through it.

Quit messing with my muttfu faggot.
MAGA

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>Hello, fellow teenagers

breitbart.com/big-government/2018/05/21/three-major-ways-john-brennan-fueled-the-trump-russia-conspiracy-narrative/

>Tfw never a liberal

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Oh, I see all that you see. It's just not swaying me away from my political beliefs. Do I hate jews even more than ever? Absolutely. Did it change policy beliefs? Not really

Have you always been such a giant faggot, or have you had to practice?

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Hosts NASCAR Champ Truex Jr 5/21/18
youtu.be/2Q2Pb5HIeaA
>Pres Trump/VP Pence swear in CIA Dir Haspel 5/21/18
youtu.be/hE9AZI4auqA
>SoS Pompeo @Heritage on Iran Strategy 5/21/18
youtu.be/SkfQP5-4yME
>SoS Pompeo remarks w/Georgian PM 5/21/18
youtu.be/qqTCArGqS1k
>SoS Pompeo w/Pol FM Czaputowicz 5/21/18
youtu.be/ld4jyO6z86g
>EdSec DeVos w/Experts&Survivors of Mass Shootings 5/21/18
youtu.be/FUzDd0VlIhY
>TreasSec Mnuchin on Trade Negotiations 5/21/18
c-span.org/video/?445935-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on China Trade 5/21/18
c-span.org/video/?445939-1/
>CDC/NIHDirs on fighting Ebolachan 5/21/18
c-span.org/video/?445830-1/
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes NASCAR Champ 5/21/18
youtu.be/yuZKcvHbcVE
>WH Video: VP Celebrates Armed Forces day 5/21/18
youtu.be/Ya5scm8cM5o
>WH Video: Mayor of Escondido CA 5/21/18
youtu.be/ST8y5T-esaQ
>IntDep Video: Natl Police Week 5/21/18
youtu.be/HcyaBHeUWv0
>SpiceDaddy on WashJournal 5/20/18
c-span.org/video/?445743-3/

anything else?

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im still a libertarian always have been, atheist too

i just tend to lie on the internet when it suits my purposes

give it some time, you'll come around.

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He wants schiff there so he can leak and twist narrative

fixed it a bit

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She's atrocious in general

Please god, no eceleb trash posting, they're horrible.

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hahaha, no.

get me a chocolate shake and a vanilla hooker
thank you

>you become a republican the first time you get a paycheck
If you're a liberal by 20 you're a nigger or easily brainwashed

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>how do you want your state?
>JUST
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I need more of those Trump one pieces in my life

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>Trump to travel to New York for speech on MS-13 gang

>President Donald Trump will travel to New York on Wednesday for a speech on immigration.

>New York Rep. Pete King’s office says they’re expecting the president to travel to Bethpage, on Long Island, to discuss efforts to eradicate the violent MS-13 gang.

>The White House also released a fact sheet Monday morning, titled, “WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE VIOLENT ANIMALS OF MS-13.”

archive.is/Y6yJ4

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>Kelly the former general can't be trusted to oversee the document sharing
>sharing between the top-ranking people in the DOJ and Congress

it is notable though that the Democrats are already shifting away from "muh sources and methods" to talking about the ongoing investigation

NO YOU CAN’T DO THIS I’M IN CHARGE HERE

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>mentioning the DACAfags
Someone pls nuke New Mexico's governor. Now my governor is speaking.

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Which Country made the Trump deepfake ad?

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A double double with fries

fuck this general and fuck 1eddit.
go watch your infowar zio bullshit you revolting boomer cucks.

we need to get white women to be white nationalists, they are too weak

bretty cool pic

>"We must protect sources at all costs"
>meeting happens anyway
>"We need to have as many people view this sensitive material as possible!"
they fugged

The waffles I believe

Trick question, Belgium ain't a country.

archive.is/MSUUM

I’ll take a triple triple combo

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I was never a liberal either but I thought the quote was nice, fampai. uguu~~

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The problem is they're not all winners

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>came here for the ron paul memes
>stayed to power the greatest populist movement of this century

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Based Italians.

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>mfw I was a liberal when I was 16
>mfw I was a socialist when I got here at 19
>mfw unironic monarchist/falangist now
I found edgy humor funny, now I'm here. The slippery slope is real lads. Don't do internet, kids

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I too am a big fan of the one pieces

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I wonder if we're going to get stories this summer about women being attacked for wearing MAGA swimsuits

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>Schumer:
Stopped reading there

>sounds like

I want my fren to feel okay but I think he hurt himself again. I just hope he didn't over do it, only time will tell. I feel extremely sad because I can't do a single goddamn thing to comfort him -- He's too stubborn like myself.
Have a great day gentleman, keep up the good work, protect your neck and remember: you are not alone as you think you are. I'm going to get drunk now. Au revoir.

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seconded!

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Came here bcs I got banned from the donald, pussies

I want their biggest burger plz

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Fuck no, especially now that I've found out about the Scorched Contract mod. They get that working with Remastered then it's a tentative "ehhhh maybe."

It mostly depends on your parents desu. Of course if you fail to do as well as they did that might make you a liberal.

I like the Money Honey

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>tfw no live in Commiefornia
Kill me

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Oh they're going attacked... by my cock

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I really wish Trump would get rid of this fucking kike.

DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?

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1:00 makes me kek every time. That guy on the monitor looked just like the guys at that Catholic dinner where Trump made a cardinal shit his pants.

Guess those M5S lads were serious. Mad props, Italy

You learned how terrible the world really was, amigo.

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>get to stand next to Trump
>make that face

I am disappointed.

I wasn't used to this type of arguing. Leftists argue by trying to convince others their opponent is racist, doesn't work here. Rightists using facts slowly turned me. Hatefacts are still facts.

I think being a libshit is a redpill in itself, because twitter does nothing but attack others for wrongthink and eat their own. And if I end up having a white child with a white women, I want to make this world safe for them. I don't 100% agree with Jow Forums on everything but it really opened my eyes and Trump might be the best president we've had thus far.

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AWOO

AWOO

AWOO

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my understanding is he can unclassify any document he wishes and does not need permission from this worthless fucking piece of shit communist faggot.

italy is so freaking overcrowded they need to kick some people out.

/tv/
it started getting spammed non fucking stop in the sneed and joe swanson threads

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>tfw parents were moderate paleocons and caring so never felt the need to rebel into a faggy liberal phase

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>too thicc
>those hispanic prisoner eyebrows

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What did you do? I got a short ban for being humorously critical. Gave up since they couldnt spot the meme.

Feels good

>“WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE VIOLENT ANIMALS OF MS-13.”
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS KIND OF LANGUAGE IMBLEACH

AWOO

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