He doesn't lift

Get to fuck, I don’t lift and could maim the pair of them.

Why do men have it so easy when it comes to appearance? All they have to do is not get fat and that's about it. Women on the other hand are kept to a much much higher standard to even hope to get ANY attention.

No wonder women have such deep self-esteem issues.

seriously

look at their faces

just
look at them

the arrogance , the sheer pride on their faces

this is why roasties are getting wasted
if a female looked at me like that, I would BLACKED.COM her eye

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you can't be more wrong

>implying you have that face
lmao this is (you)

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What did they eat for breakfast?

I'm waiting till I move to the beach to start, I'm going to take a before and after pic. I am going to try the kinobody program.

Tits are way too small. I'll pass.

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Also these skanks are ugly.

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Mexico is different. You have bad taste, you guys still wear jnco jeans and etnis

I'd suck his cock dry and then stick my tongue up his asshole.

>muh gains
>muh lifts

If youre tall thats all that matters.

Manlet is literally the worst handicap a man can be

>What's your excuse LITTLE man?
I'm a balding 5'3'' tall manlet neet. The only way I can improve myself is with a rope around my neck. I only feel something that comes close to "being alive" when I'm shitposting in one of the many goat hearding colombian forums around the internet. It's been a pleasure lads.

Sauce?

If you're not going to do serious weight training, you still have ZERO excuses not to at least be a curlbro.
Just sit your ass down and make the weight go up and down until it doesn't go up anymore. It's so easy. Not even really tiring since you're focusing on just a small muscle group. It's probably the easiest thing to train and it's one of the most useful too.
I got to ~8 reps with 55lbs per hand and it only takes 10-15 mins a day every other day or so. I'm still fat though. But I can lift things. I might bust my back if I'm not careful though.
Anyway it's a start.

Friendly reminder that fat people aren't people

I'm a skinny twink and girls like me, why would I work out?

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I would also add prematurely bald people to this. If you have a bald spot and are less than 70 years old.. you are no man.

Focus all of your energy on making money then. You can just buy prostitutes at that point and will be infinitely happier, because you can throw them away when you're done.

>little man
I'm 5 thingies and 10 other thingies.
Your way of measurement sucks and i can't hang with it.

Appearantly Step Siblings Caught

No you wouldnt lol

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I'm 18 and have a bald spot plus white strands of hair, how does that make me any less of a man? It's just genetics.

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Nigga it’s just moley moles.

Not all moles are cancer.

Eating feels good and is infinitely more dependable in delivering serotonine spikes than roasties. Sage

Because my girlfriend prefers a barrel shape.
And I'm tired after work every day. Fuck you. Shit's heavy.

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To feel better about yourself

...

Lifting weights is too hard, i'd rather do pilates to stay in shape.

you have to sift through the garbage here sometimes user.

Small penis. Cant properly pleasure a girl. No reason to get huge, I'm healthy enough and will never have a mate anyways.

Being bald isn't a choice like being fat or gay

You're a pussy and a faggot, kill yourself.

If you're less muscular than a dainty little Asian pirate princess, you're a faggot.

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>5'3"
user...i....

Is that the Carrot dude?

yes

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>dainty
I don't think so, Hans. Looks like she could break my dick off with her thighs.

I fuck up form constantly and hurt myself. I lack the patience or coordination to do a deadlift for example

“No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”

― Socrates

better yourself my dude, what is the point in living your life in mediocrity when you could be godlike, take the renaissance man pill

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Johnny Depp?