>Once in the club, two people immediately caught my eye. Sitting at one end of the bar was a couple who reminded me of my grandparents. The woman was a retired school teacher who seemed absolutely tickled to be at the show. This was her first time at a strip club. I asked if she was there for Stormy and she replied that yes, they were big supporters.
>"My white wig is saying I'm old, but my thinking isn't old," she said. "I'm 79 and my husband is 83, and we're the most liberal now that we've ever been."
>Two young women came in and sat at a table near us. One of the girls just turned 21 a few weeks ago, and this was also her first strip club experience. She wanted to come give Stormy a high-five.
>I thought there would be at least a handful of hecklers. But everyone I talk to is #TeamStormy.
>The next couple I talked to actually approached me. They were curious about why I was taking notes. I ask their stance on Stormy's politics. "None of your fucking business," said the woman. Her husband chimed in: "I think Trump is an idiot." His wife told him to stop talking.
>As she stripped, the DJ took up a constant refrain, asking patrons to hold $20 bills over their heads to get Stormy's attention. She spent a full song coming around collecting money in exchange for brief close encounters. Every time the DJ prompted, the audience yelled, "We love you Stormy."
>Her set lasted only four songs. Most of it was spent auctioning off a shirt that the DJ kept reminding us had been "up against her vagina." It sold for $380.
WHOLEUP WHOLEUP WHOLEUP, /ptg/...YOU GONNA WATCH MUH NEW SHOWS N SHEEEEEEIT ON NETFLIX?!? ME AND MY BITCH JUST SIGNED A BIG DEAL WITH THEM...YOU NIGGAZ GONNA SUBSCRIBE WIT MUH BITCHES @ NETFLIX?!?!?
>do you believe a judge signed off on it? >CAN'T FUCKING ANSWER the simpler and more direct the question is, it seems the less they're able to answer it
can't you normies just talk to each other like civilized faggots?
Anthony Nelson
Hadn't thought about it but he does wear a watch on the right wrist so makes sense
Elijah Martin
>I have a rope and I'm looking for a tree TUCKER NO!
Josiah Wood
>Help me get luls triggering people on the app called "spout" >It's got a small community so it'll be easy to overrun >There's also a lot of Arabic posters so it would be easy mess with I want more friends on this app Its full of foggy blue pillars. Help me Jow Forums
Can you read Mandarin? That's what I'd like to know, if I should delete some troll image, or if it's a legitimate view of what a handful of Chinese on the internet think about Trump, and of our future.
ATTENTION TrumpOP! ____________________ FYI, entry... >VP Pence @America 1st event in IN 5/18/18 youtu.be/elF1jj-iuoY ...has been removed by the user. We'll have to find another source ----- Also, Fox News has some nice versions of the CIA swearing in and NASCAR event, I just noticed. Good quality, complete, and YouTube versions since C-SPAN ones take up more characters. >CIA: youtube.com/watch?v=_-EWStxVnSM >NASCAR: youtube.com/watch?v=h_gWaDVlYfM
>probable clause doesn't mean nothing That's why Tucker is overrated He sucks at arguments
Mason Parker
>Alex Jones defending the last cup of filtered water on Earth
Isaac Hughes
>is the pope satanic?
People always want it to be something cool like moloch worshipers or whatever but the reality is the pope is just a commie fag like most other argentines and is basically the equivalent of Obama, a bitch who goes around saying "nice" things because the truth of religion hurts the feelings of women and sinners who want to be told that sucking 8 dicks at a party while getting fucked in the ass while high on crack cocaine isn't truly a sin and Jesus loves them.
People on Jow Forums want there to be a vast communist conspiracy but the reality is there's just a bunch of limp dick weirdos out in the open saying "haha once minorities are 51% of the population we will vote to take away your guns and then your guns will be gone!" as though a bunch of flabby niggers, spics and numales can just make guns vanish into thin air with the power of the ballot box.
