What if one head wins presidency can the other head hear all the state secrets too?

fallout is based on america, you would. powerful

Then the other dies in a day or three. It has happened before.

They have separate social security numbers, so they would need separate security clearances. Legally one could run as president and other vice president.

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an ettin troll!

I want to sit between their heads.

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I would pay so much money to watch that video.

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what about a sexy mutant with two good heads for policy and making deals in times of emergency?

Δr fyn džordž saurus ænd hαlliшooden æktor majkhael šænon ðhe sejm pœrson??

>Mεn Λv Stēol

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Is that like a Babylon 5 reference or something?

Would hitting that count as 2?

wew rare

>MULTICAST

We should get the guy born with 2 dicks to fuck the girl born with 2 heads and spawn a race of humans with 2 of everything, or at least give the world's first double blowjob.

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Someone should start a gofundme. I think Double Dick guy is a bi who does porn anyway.

He doesnt

Ha!

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That's not what I read on rebbit in his ama threads.

if one side masturbates can it be considered rape to the other if they are asleep?

As you'd expect,it's a fucking degenerate

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2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 ears.. holy fuck..

you mean like child sex traffickers bill and hillary clinton?

>racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, islamophbic..

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I would pay money to watch that debate.

That is a very good question OP. I honestly don't know. BUMP because the question deserves to be answered. Q, where you at bro?

If you pass up the chance to get two head, you're probably gay.

You gotta think bigger man. The girl with 2 vaginas needs to take the guy with 2 dicks. They are literally designed for each other.

I imagine being that unique,that they probably do it regularly seeing as everyguy they c9me across will ask and probably have some form of hpv,plus is incest anyways soooo

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Now we're talking. Rule 34.

It still wouldnt win presidency cuz its a mutant that will soon die.

It's a fucking leaf, it can't be president.

Wow, she had a 1 in 30,000,000 chance of surviving her first year and is the only surviving Dicephalic parapagus twins. They got lucky as fuck that their organs happened to be arranged in a way that didn't lead to death.

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Actually they are a school teacher in MN. We hooked up and banged at a party once. They are pretty cool. Feel free to ask for specifics.

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Do you have pics?

No, but I can say that the BJ pic posted here is fake.

Imagine them not just running, but against each other too

you have to go back

Only one can be head of state, but they share the same body politic. Quite the dilemma.

>one pussy
>two heads
>so much bitching
How is that like?
Fuck you, I hear about a guy with two dicks and I read the thread.

That's some sad horrifying shit

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What if one wants to become a porn actress?

Didn't we already?

>Heads of State
>the best comedy of the summer of 2025
>Featuring Adam Sandler as Secretary of State Harold Bernstein, and Rob Schnieder as the lovable dictator Rodrigo Duterte
>Family fun for the whole family!

Nigga this ain't Total Recall and we didn't get our asses to Mars.

Basically one could autopilot her entire life while the other would do all the hard work.

There really exist nude pics of every woman under 30, eh?

too bad he kept making his claims more and more bold and it eventually came out that he was lying about his dicks
I suppose you could say he got a little too... cocky

Under 40. I found some old classmates using the myspace/photobucket thing.

How do you know that's her?

Saw what you did there, cleverman.

>"They are a.."

Underrated

ha at that stegosaurus spine

>one is right wing
>the other is left wing
>full parliament support

Oy vey! Double not circumcised. It's the super Goy, here to throw me in the oven!

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Double blowjob, lol
Yum lol

>not little two cocky
one job, my man

Still waiting patiently for naked pictures of the two headed girl(s)

explain obama you bigot i am waiting.

Everything is based on America. No one gives a shit about any other country for some reason